Woman Sets Breast Implants Record: 38KKK

In terms of functionality, those things are useless:

1. Unless you feed your babies silicone, I doubt they produce anything with nutrients anymore.

2. There's no way in hell there's enough loose skin in that region for the breasts to move properly enough for a titfuck, so that's out.

3. And at this point those things are probably under so much pressure that you cannot squeeze them without them bursting or feeling like a malignant tumor.

Big may be beautiful, but functionality is everything. Those things are useless, and I'm guessing she is as well.

~HotShotX
 
[quote name='help1']Wouldn't those be like hard, and not soft like real ones?[/quote]
Probably, she has a half-gallon of silicone in each. I'd still hit it.
 
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Shes has no talent so she's getting famous through extreme actions, your giving her what she wants people! >_<
I just hope someone gets it on video when they explode. Must see video of 2009!
 
OMG! I wonder how she sleeps at night and not choke to death! I hope she doesn't wear 5 inch heels cuz she could fall over on her face anytime!
 
[quote name='JolietJake']How can it even be legal for a doctor to do that? They can't be good for the woman's health.[/quote]

I imagine the strain on her back has to be terrible.

[quote name='VioletArrows']Have fun buying $200 custom bras every few months lest those things tear away from her body.[/quote]

Can't you tell she doesn't wear them/I doubt she needs to wear them since those probably support themselves/does porn.....

[quote name='DoubleEcksZero']Shes has no talent so she's getting famous through extreme actions, your giving her what she wants people! >_<
I just hope someone gets it on video when they explode. Must see video of 2009![/quote]

That would be disgusting to see those explode. It would be like the guy who kept injecting himself with Steroids to buff up until his arm exploded.
 
From what I understand it, if she works out a lot and builds up her back muscles and leg muscles, then she should be ok...but between her celeb status, playboy shoots and porn videos, she won't have that time to work out.
 
[quote name='slidecage']wonder if shes get an auto discount for always having air bags : )[/quote]


Stop stealing Jay Leno Jokes lol!
 
Pickz oar it dudn't happun.
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']
That would be disgusting to see those explode. It would be like the guy who kept injecting himself with Steroids to buff up until his arm exploded.[/quote]
 
Them are just to big. I like a woman with big brests but at some point they just get to big. Also I bet them are as hard as a rock.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']
That would be disgusting to see those explode. It would be like the guy who kept injecting himself with Steroids to buff up until his arm exploded.[/quote]

It was disgusting to see Tubgirl, but I saw it

It was disgusting to see 2girls1Cup, but I watched it

It was disgusting to see the Glass Squatter aka 1man1jar, but I watched it

and like a good masochist I will see her tits explode! :bomb:
 
[quote name='CoffeeEdge']Why does the article call her a housewife, if she apparently has no boyfriend or husband?[/quote]


I was going to say the same thing.
I guess these days "housewife" means stay at home bitch leaching off some rich guy.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']In case of emergency her tits can be used a flotation devices.[/quote]

No, I think you have that backwards... xD
 
[quote name='Kayden']Pickz oar it dudn't happun.[/quote]

There was a post about it on CAG before, and it was the case of a TLC show.

Here it is in wonderful video format:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBBWMRRWOrM[/media]
 
^Holy Crap... holy crap this guys an idiot.

[quote name='Kayden']In case of her tits, flotation devices can be used as emergencies?[/quote]

No... she'll drop like a rock.
 
[quote name='Ziv']I'd still hit it. And hope I make it out alive.[/quote]

:lol:

[quote name='Panda']OMG! I wonder how she sleeps at night and not choke to death! I hope she doesn't wear 5 inch heels cuz she could fall over on her face anytime![/quote]

With those things I don't think her face has a chance of touching the ground. I dare say if she falls face first she bounces right back to a standing position.

I always say to each their own, but that woman just has too much. I mean, it's so far beyond wanting attention that I really don't know what to make of it. She's an attracitive woman to begin with and probably turned a lot of heads before all this.
 
[quote name='help1']Wouldn't those be like hard, and not soft like real ones?[/quote]

Yeah I assume they are probably harder than bricks, but it would be hilarious if they were actually loose and giggly. Imagine her trying to drive a car, constantly pushing those airbags out of her field of vision. :booty:
 
[quote name='pop311']that's hot? well, you can still stick it in her pooper.[/QUOTE]
I don't think she can lie on her stomach anymore
 
[quote name='The Crotch']And then candy would burst out of them like they were pinatas.[/quote]
Sweet, I love candy.
 
let's say you were tittyfucking her and that shit burst....

what would hurt more? your manhood or her breasts???
 
[quote name='chakan']I don't think she can lie on her stomach anymore[/quote]

Of course she can, it's just that her breasts prop her up.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']


That would be disgusting to see those explode. It would be like the guy who kept injecting himself with Steroids to buff up until his arm exploded.[/QUOTE]


It wasn't anabolic/androgenic steroids, it was synthol. That was Greg Valentino, who was already a pretty well known bodybuilder prior to letting his "small man syndrome" lead him into injecting excessive amounts of synthol into his biceps and triceps.

For those who do not know, Synthol is a synthetic, sterile oil that the body has a hard time breaking down. Some bodybuilders inject it to make certain muscles larger or more symmetrical before a competition.



Just thought you guys would like to know.
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']let's say you were tittyfucking her and that shit burst....

what would hurt more? your manhood or her breasts???[/quote]
I can't imagine you would want to do that in the first place. Get a couple of beach balls, lube them up and you'd pretty much have the same sensation.
 
[quote name='Strell']So a woman wants big tits despite what doctors tell her, so she gets 'em.

Another woman wants a big family, even though she can't provide for her existing children, so she gets 'em.

So what's the moral of the story here?

Women just want everything big. Especially wallets.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I don't think anyone could put it better.
 
shakes my head. Back in my younger days. I went to a strip club once and the dancer there had 44 M's and I though those were amazing. then she let me touch them and I found out the hard way.(lol) that they are only for looks and nothing else.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']From what I understand it, if she works out a lot and builds up her back muscles and leg muscles, then she should be ok...but between her celeb status, playboy shoots and porn videos, she won't have that time to work out.[/QUOTE]

Also from what I have been told working out the core(abs) will help with the back too. I bet when she is not on it her back is killing her.
 
Another report says that her surgery was actually delayed by a few weeks, due to the wait time for the two 55 gallon drums of silicone needed to complete the procedure.
 
[quote name='Access_Denied']Another report says that her surgery was actually delayed by a few weeks, due to the wait time for the two 55 gallon drums of silicone needed to complete the procedure.[/quote]
:rofl: hehe..still, they should have just filled the breasticles with pudding....wouldn't have been made them hard and they could have gotten all they wanted from some Wal-mart.
 
She probably has to sleep on her side. When she's on her back she probably has to roll to stand up, like a turtle.
 
Wonder what would happen if you would hit those with a Falcon Punch?

I think they would probably reflect it and you would die :(
 
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