[quote name='eastx']Did it change the part where four people play as Ninja Turtles, moving through linear levels and mashing attack as much as possible to defeat enemy foot soldiers? At the end of the first level, instead of Baxter Stockman, do we now fight a dinosaur? Or do the Turtles get life refills from hot dogs instead of pizza now? Wait, maybe the old game had some attacks that they left out. That must be what's ruined your memories.
Back in reality though, it seems like the graphics are now 3D and in a different art style, the voices are different (and mostly better), and the Turtles can attack in 8 directions now. Oh, sure, it doesn't have the extra stuff from the SNES version, but it was never advertised as having that. I'll give you that the music isn't as good as the original, but it's not really offensive either. So... I can't see how your memories have been damaged. This was always going to be a remake of the arcade game with the features I just described, and it was never going to be an emulation of the SNES or original arcade games.[/QUOTE]
The Turtles look and sound far worse than the original. The combat is worse. I'll get interrupted in the middle of a combo. Sometimes I'll keep doing the same initial stick-swing with Donatello instead of continuing into a combo. I'll be inside somebody's asshole beating the shit out of them, but they're somehow invulnerable. Baxter Stockman looks like a goddamn dragon. I'm not mad that it's missing the stuff from the SNES version, although they could have easily included it. The remixed music is absolutely terrible.
A remake is supposed to improve on everything the original did. This game somehow does worse in every way. If it's inferior to the original, there's a problem.
It's

ing bush league. Maybe the wrong team handled it.