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CAGiversary!
Cartman:[off screen. Stan and Kyle look] You guys, you guys! You're not gonna believe it! [excited, he rushes up and stands between then, holding an ad]
Stan:Uh oh.
Cartman:Everything's gonna be okay, you guys! Life isn't so crappy after all!
Tweek:It's not?
Cartman:No! I was looking in this magazine, and I found an ad for little ocean people that you can buy and raise in your room!
Kyle:No way.
Cartman:Look! [the boys draw close. The ad is shown] Sea people. You keep them under a big tank of water and they like, build castles and play basketball and stuff.
Kyle:Nuh uh.
Cartman:Yeah! And look! They ride around on turtles and they play games with fish.
Kyle:No way.
Cartman:[shows irritation] Okay, Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it. Eh, unless you want everyone to call you Negative Nancy from now on. [turns to Stan and Tweek and continues excitedly] Now, what we need is to all chip in four dollars, and we can have them here tonorrow!
Kyle:Only sixteen dollars? They can't be cool if they're only sixteen dollars.
[Cartman's smile vanishes and he shuts his eyes. He stays quiet for a long time, calming down] If Nancy doesn't want to chip in, then it will be $5.35 per person!
Stan:Alright, I'll chip in.
Tweek:Gah! Me too.
Kyle:[resigned] Naw, alright.
Stan:Uh oh.
Cartman:Everything's gonna be okay, you guys! Life isn't so crappy after all!
Tweek:It's not?
Cartman:No! I was looking in this magazine, and I found an ad for little ocean people that you can buy and raise in your room!
Kyle:No way.
Cartman:Look! [the boys draw close. The ad is shown] Sea people. You keep them under a big tank of water and they like, build castles and play basketball and stuff.
Kyle:Nuh uh.
Cartman:Yeah! And look! They ride around on turtles and they play games with fish.
Kyle:No way.
Cartman:[shows irritation] Okay, Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it. Eh, unless you want everyone to call you Negative Nancy from now on. [turns to Stan and Tweek and continues excitedly] Now, what we need is to all chip in four dollars, and we can have them here tonorrow!
Kyle:Only sixteen dollars? They can't be cool if they're only sixteen dollars.
[Cartman's smile vanishes and he shuts his eyes. He stays quiet for a long time, calming down] If Nancy doesn't want to chip in, then it will be $5.35 per person!
Stan:Alright, I'll chip in.
Tweek:Gah! Me too.
Kyle:[resigned] Naw, alright.