[quote name='dallow']A friend of mine told me I should charm the new girl with office pranks like Jim did with Pam.[/QUOTE]
Just remember to have a can of pepper spray around when the inevitable Roy comes charging in ready to kill you.
[quote name='Warner1281']Since I know everyone in the OTT is a certified MD (and so I should ALWAYS come to the OTT for medical advice)...
for the last 9 months or so I've had "itchy shins." Exacty what it sounds like. My shins itch... like a mofo. They never stop itching without some sort of treatment. If I itch them, they feel better. But the moment I stop itching, relief turns into pain, as I've itched them raw. They are to the point that I can make them bleed practically just by poking them. It sucks when you wake up in the middle of the night because you were unconsciouslly itching them and now you've woken yourself up cause you're in pain and bleeding. I can relieve the itching with an alcohol based anti-itch cream, but that's about it. Lotions, non-alcohol based creams, random shit... don't work. Given that I've had it since before winter, and long after winter, I don't think it's "winter itch." Since lotions don't work and it's only on my legs, I don't think it's exzema (sp?) (aka- dry skin). Any other suggestions? My doctor is a

in old school quack who first said winter itch, then dry skin. Suggested different lotions, creams, etc., but refuses to do any other tests or refer me to a dermatologist (I'm on an HMO, so I have to be referred otherwise I have to pay out of pocket).
In otherwords... what do I have and how do I treat it (I need to do the quacks job for him so that I can get the prescription or referred to the dermatologist that can give it to me)?
edit: My legs do NOT look like any of these. Just plain white ass legs that turn red instantly wherever you touch it.
http://dermnetnz.org/site-age-specific/lower-leg.html[/QUOTE]
This is a complete shot in the dark, but is it possible that you're allergic to the laundry detergent you're using? Nine months is a long time and your shins aren't exactly exposed to a lot of outside elements, so it's one option...