What's the difference between yo mama and a plane? Not everyone's been on a plane.
Yo momma so stupid that when she heard 90% of all accidents happen at home, she moved.
Yo momma so broke the cockroaches in yo house give her handouts.
Yo momma so old that when God said "Let there be light!" She yelled, "Turn off that goddamn light, I'm tryin' to sleep!"
Yo momma so fat, every time she jumps, she doesn't come back for another 365 days.
Yo momma so fat, to find her vagina, yo daddy gotta roll her around and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma so dumb she was starin' at a juice container since it said concentrate.
Yo momma's such a ugly slut she used a pork chop to trick a pug into having sex w/ her and having you.