Your Best "Yo Momma" Diss

Why rub salt in the wound by making fun of your mother? Just look at her, isn't she enough of a joke already?


;)
(A little unconventional)
 
Heard this one on one of the Yo Mamma episodes.

Yo momma so greedy, the only thing that she is willing to share is her herpes.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Your momma is so dumb she got a Gamefaqs tatoo on her ass.[/QUOTE]

..w..what.. what the hell?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']
Your momma is so dumb she got a Gamefaqs tatoo on her ass.[/QUOTE]

:nottalking: You just went tooo far.
 
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"Your...mom...is almost to the top."


Best ever. :lol:
 
Yo momma so stupid when she dialed the operator and asked how long it would take to get to Las Vegas from L.A., the operator said just a minute, yo momma said thank you and hung up
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Your momma is so dumb when someone said she needed a facial she volunteered for a Bang Bros. movie.[/QUOTE]

It's painful. Please.. no more.

Actually, this thread's painfully embarassing. It should be locked.

I guess I should add one, the most infamous, overused one of all..

your mom's like a hardware store, ten cents a screw.
 
Your momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out.
Your momma's so fat she has a peg leg w/ a kick stand.
Your momma's so fat she has a glass eye w/ a gold fish.
 
Your Momma is so fat, she needs a boomerang to wrap a belt around her waist.

Your momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up to a glass of water.

(Those two are classics that I remember)
 
[quote name='Scorch']It's painful. Please.. no more.

Actually, this thread's painfully embarassing. It should be locked.

I guess I should add one, the most infamous, overused one of all..

your mom's like a hardware store, ten cents a screw.[/quote]

See? That wasn't so painful was it? The whole point is that it's supposed to be corny, like um...Resident Evil voice acting... yeah, that's it...8-[ :lol:
 
Yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in order

Yo momma so ugly they stick her face in dough to make gorilla cookies
 
These are the only ones I can remember.

Your momma is like KFC, finger licking good.
Your momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Your momma is like a TV, everyone can turn her on.
 
Your momma is so manly, she beat John Holmes in a cockfight.
Your Momma is so ugly, the zoo keeper keeps shooting her with tranquilzer darts
Your Momma is so hairy, people mistake her for a giant tumbleweed when she walks down the street.
Your Momma is so tough but it wasn't enough against Chuck Norris who promptly kicked your Momma's ass.
 
Here are the ones I can most remember:

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Your mom is so ugly she walked inside a haunted mansion and came out with an application.
 
yo momma so stupid


she put a ruler besides her bed to see how long she'd sleep!

yo momma

so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



yo momma so fat her bvd's spell boularvard


yo momma so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.


you momma mouth so big she has to use a push broom for a tooth brush.
 
Yo mammas like a shotgun. One cock and she blows.

Yo mammas like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter.
 
Idiot says "yo momma joke"

Response: My mom is 51 and has had 4 kids. If you really want her, and you make her happy, I am not going to question the two of you. Honestly though, even you can do better.

one of my favorites... just because I thought of it myself
 
Yo' mamma's like a bag of potato chips, Fri-to-lay.

Yo' mamma's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo' mamma's so cheap, she inspired a like-minded bald gentleman to create a threaded-discussion board website that encourages users to spread information about low-priced video games and other materials.
 
[quote name='2Fast']Yo' mamma's like a bag of potato chips, Fri-to-lay.

Yo' mamma's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo' mamma's so cheap, she inspired a like-minded bald gentleman to create a threaded-discussion board website that encourages users to spread information about low-priced video games and other materials.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
What's the difference between yo mama and a plane? Not everyone's been on a plane.

Yo momma so stupid that when she heard 90% of all accidents happen at home, she moved.

Yo momma so broke the cockroaches in yo house give her handouts.

Yo momma so old that when God said "Let there be light!" She yelled, "Turn off that goddamn light, I'm tryin' to sleep!"

Yo momma so fat, every time she jumps, she doesn't come back for another 365 days.

Yo momma so fat, to find her vagina, yo daddy gotta roll her around and look for the wet spot.

Yo momma so dumb she was starin' at a juice container since it said concentrate.

Yo momma's such a ugly slut she used a pork chop to trick a pug into having sex w/ her and having you.
 
Your momma is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she literally sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
 
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