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You know, it surprises me that my buddy doesn't beat my ass. I've called his girlfriend a cunt right to her face and in front of him many times, and he's never gotten mad.

She always starts shit with me though. I hate her so much.
 
[quote name='lilboo']:wave:

I need to like.. start my own business. I hate working.
I wish it wasn't too late in life to be eBay seller :lol:[/quote]
I would love it if I could have my own business and work from home.
 
[quote name='DT778']"I want my uncles sloppy seconds" - DarthPuma.[/QUOTE]


Welp, just killed that one for me.

I also want to make sweet love to this girl my mom teaches with. She's like 22, and like 4'5". :drool:

Will I stop wanting to fuck everything that movies when I finally hit the pink?
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']You're supposed to save that word for special occasions, DarthPuma.[/quote]

I believe that is his favorite word.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']dcfox .. lets work on the script for Rush Hour 4[/quote]
I'll start on casting hot Asian women. You work on the script. Deal?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']You want to fuck a midget, DarthPuma?

What the fuck is wrong with you? :rofl:[/QUOTE]

I love short girls. It's a power thing I guess.

And yes, I love the word cunt.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'll start on casting hot Asian women. You work on the script. Deal?[/quote]


Way ahead of you ...

*5 asian women walk into luxurious hotel suite as Jackie Chan tries to free his super glued hand from Chris Tuckers ass*

Jackie: *unintelligible chatter*
Chris: *unintelligible shouting*
Girls:
Chris: Are you understanding the words that are coming out of my mouf?!
Puma: Hey girls, let me see your pussies
Jackie: *unintelligible chatter*

end scene
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']4'5" is tiny though. I guess thats cool though. Different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]

Hmmm, maybe 4'5" is wrong then. She's like, just a hair taller than my little sisters, so like 4'11 or something? Either way, I like them smaller than me.

I'm like 5'6'
 
[quote name='Maklershed']dcfox .. lets work on the script for Rush Hour 4[/quote]

A Mak and dcfox Swedish Rush Hour 4...can't wait to see it :D

[quote name='JolietJake']Linkin said it, not me.[/quote]

I don't know if its on Youtube or not but it was on Mythbusters. I'd search for it but its blocked at work :whistle2:|
 
I think it stems from DarthPuma being 5'0 and looking like he's 8.

I also like how he continues to plan out things that will never happen by discussing sexual intercourse.
 
Does anyone know if The 88's album is worth 99 cents?

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I also like how he continues to plan out things that will never happen by discussing sexual intercourse.[/quote]


I laughed out loud at this statement the first time I read it cause I sincerely thought you said "discusting" sexual intercourse.
 
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I laughed out loud at this statement the first time I read it cause I sincerely thought you said "discusting" sexual intercourse.[/quote]Ahaha, no doubt. I thought the same thing.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Way ahead of you ...

*5 asian women walk into luxurious hotel suite as Jackie Chan tries to free his super glued hand from Chris Tuckers ass*

Jackie: *unintelligible chatter*
Chris: *unintelligible shouting*
Girls:
Chris: Are you understanding the words that are coming out of my mouf?!
Puma: Hey girls, let me see your pussies
Jackie: *unintelligible chatter*

end scene[/quote]

You know that scene in Rush Hour 2 where Lee and Carter are at the spa, a door opens behind it is just 2 dozen underwear clad women? Write in at least 5 of those scenes. And to even out the responsibilities a bit, I'll kill Brett Ratner.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Does anyone know if The 88's album is worth 99 cents?




I laughed out loud at this statement the first time I read it cause I sincerely thought you said "discusting" sexual intercourse.[/QUOTE]

As did I.
 
Hey mojimbo .. did you ever watch all of Carnivale? If not, you need to get on that asap. But forget that if you haven't seen Deadwood. You have to watch all Deadwood first.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']I saw the episode, the plants weren't freaking psychic.[/quote]

I could be wrong, it was a while ago, didn't it react when the dude was thinking about setting it on fire? I could have sworn it reacted.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']I could be wrong, it was a while ago, didn't it react when the dude was thinking about setting it on fire? I could have sworn it reacted.[/quote]
Not that i remember, i'm pretty sure i'd remember plants that react to thoughts. They did music, yelling at it, saying nurturing things to it, things like that.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Hey mojimbo .. did you ever watch all of Carnivale? If not, you need to get on that asap. But forget that if you haven't seen Deadwood. You have to watch all Deadwood first.[/quote]
I miss Carnivale, Clancy Brown is the fucking man. He was genuinely scary as Justin, he has that evil sounding voice.
 
Linkin - are you talking about the plant experiments on Mythbusters? I think the only interesting thing they found was that plants grow a bit better when constant noise is present.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Linkin - are you talking about the plant experiments on Mythbusters? I think the only interesting thing they found was that plants grow a bit better when constant noise is present.[/quote]

I think it was something else, it was to find out if they have feelings or something like that.
 
I have a little over 30.00 in my XBL account.

I definitely want Banjo...but I don't know what to get as far as RB songs go.

I'd like the entire Foo album, especially since it's on sale, but I also want some No Doubt song :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']et confirmation on ir I can jailbreak an iTouch and still get on the app store.[/QUOTE]

You're not trying hard enough than.
 
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