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Tucker Max's book was pretty funny. I bought the Maddox book for TKW a few years back, but I never got around to reading it. :(
 
[quote name='Bioshocked360']I just completed the Netflix offer for YF360G, what's the fastest/cheapest offer so I can get one more credit?[/quote]
Anyone?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Did you ever get a girl in the backseat of your car, LinkinPrime? If so, what music did you play when you were macking on them hoes?

I remember I hung out with a friend and his girlfriend and they parked at the park and got it on to Marilyn Manson. :/[/quote]

Never got that far...I was at a park near a beach were some bunnies lived, it was accross the street from some model homes...me and my gf were parked in the backseat making out, she undid my belt and then we got a knock on the door...cops showed up...2 cars, they were complete assholes...said they could have gotten us for indecent exposure, yet we weren't undressed, my belt was undone, that was it...anyways we got a ticket for breaking curfew :whistle2:|
 
I didn't that the Social Link think would jump in price since it seemed like they were making as many as were ordered.

Hm.
 
I used to know a guy who was kinda like Maddox, that shit is funny when you're reading it, but actually knowing someone like that can get annoying fast.
 
[quote name='Rocko']I didn't that the Social Link think would jump in price since it seemed like they were making as many as were ordered.

Hm.[/QUOTE]

I heard they sold out the first day they went up on Amazon.

I put my order in right away, so I'm not sure.
 
[quote name='Rocko']I didn't that the Social Link think would jump in price since it seemed like they were making as many as were ordered.

Hm.[/quote]

See...it happens to everyone...assholes :nottalking:

EDIT: Actually, haven't seen anything as bad as Rocko's :lol:
 
[quote name='zewone']Damn.

Anyone have Amazon selling experience?

Someone was talking about it the other day.[/quote]

I have sold lots of stuff before on amazon...

What was your question?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Never got that far...I was at a park near a beach were some bunnies lived, it was accross the street from some model homes...me and my gf were parked in the backseat making out, she undid my belt and then we got a knock on the door...cops showed up...2 cars, they were complete assholes...said they could have gotten us for indecent exposure, yet we weren't undressed, my belt was undone, that was it...anyways we got a ticket for breaking curfew :whistle2:|[/quote]Yep. #-o
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']See...it happens to everyone...assholes :nottalking:

EDIT: Actually, haven't seen anything as bad as Rocko's :lol:[/QUOTE]

Then you remember to fail.
 
Funny story that happened to my friend...him and his GF parked at a park, they were doing the nasty, the cops showed up and they were both naked, they had to escort both of them to the girls home since she was 17 and my friend was 18, they knocked on the door, her dad opened, and they had him explain what happened, then they asked the dad if he wanted to press charges...lucky for him, her dad was pretty cool as he said it won't be necessary.
 
I have a fantasy where Rachael Ray makes me some dynamite Italian food, and then I smash her for dessert.
 
[quote name='zewone']I heard they sold out the first day they went up on Amazon.

I put my order in right away, so I'm not sure.[/QUOTE]
Definitely not- I ordered one day 1 too, to resell, but they never sold out so I canceled because they were consistently #1 on Amazon and still in stock. It seemed like they were making them to order since it was so far in advance, and I didn't really want it for myself.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey LP have you told your w?fe about that backseat story, with emphasis on the undone belt part?[/quote]

Don't have to...it was her.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']I have sold lots of stuff before on amazon...

What was your question?[/QUOTE]

I want to know how to not get ripped off.

Since I just started an account, I have to wait 14 days to transfer the money to my bank account.

I have to ship the stuff out tomorrow.

How do I protect myself? I'm not familiar with how it works on Amazon compared to eBay.
 
Hey LP, have you ever dated another girl besides your current w?fe?

And what happened to your s?x life? It seemed like you guys used to be so spontaneous and whatnot.
 
Hey LP since your wife is so sex-craving and whatnot, ask her if she think it would be sexy if you posted raunchy photos of her on the Internet message board "CheapAssGamer.com".
 
[quote name='Brak']Wait... How does your wife have a kid that isn't yours?[/QUOTE]

I'm imagining that one picture of two white parents holding a black baby, with a circle over the husband's head saying something along the lines of "Pwned".

Of course, that is kinda in bad taste.
 
[quote name='Brak']Wait... How does your wife have a kid that isn't yours?[/QUOTE]
Because the incident he was talking about happened two years ago.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey LP, have you ever dated another girl besides your current w?fe?

And what happened to your s?x life? It seemed like you guys used to be so spontaneous and whatnot.[/quote]

No, not really...I hung out with chicks in school but never really dated...I never connected with them, always felt like I was an old soul, since I coudlnt' stand the games chicks played in high school...which I guess is why I'm attracted to older women.

Um...not sure dude, seems like after my wife got a c-section she hasn't felt the same, plus with our baby running our lives at the moment its pretty hard to find the right time to knock boots.
 
How did you guys break curfew if she's seven years older than you? Wouldn't that be, like, statutory or something?
 
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