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[quote name='zewone']I want to know how to not get ripped off.

Since I just started an account, I have to wait 14 days to transfer the money to my bank account.

I have to ship the stuff out tomorrow.

How do I protect myself? I'm not familiar with how it works on Amazon compared to eBay.[/quote]

Well sadly, there isn't much you can do. Right now Amazon has your money, if anything happens like the seller backs out, but the item was already shipped, then amazon will deal with that. So basically, you just have to trust in Amazon.

I have never had any problems before though.
 
"... always felt like I was an old soul..." - LinkinPrime

I legit LOL'd.
 
[quote name='Brak']Wait... How does your wife have a kid that isn't yours?[/quote]

Um...because she was already born before I met her.

[quote name='Mojimbo']I think someone spelled out barbecue and he kept insisting it was "BBQ."[/quote]

Nope.

[quote name='Brak']I remember him spelling it "barbeque".[/quote]

Nope.

It was a stupid attempt at a joke...we were talking about what states had the best foods, someone said that the South West has the best barbecue, and I replied with "Bar-be-cue?", acting like I was dumb since apparently we don't know what good barbecue is here in the west coast...like I said it was stupid.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey Zew1ne, you didn't end up buying P4 from the store today?[/QUOTE]

No. I had shit to do today, so I couldn't really play it anyways. I'm just waiting for tomorrow.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Hey LP you should arrange a sexy night at a local sleazy motel so you and your wife can sexually connect.[/quote]

We have done that a few times. It's fun.

[quote name='zewone']How did you guys break curfew if she's seven years older than you? Wouldn't that be, like, statutory or something?[/quote]

No, I was over 18 already...they claimed that it was a park and that no one is allowed to be at a park past 10pm. Like I said, they were assholes.
 
They just had a girl on the News Hour with a huge rack and a tight pink top. I'm talking perfect D's.

The camera man probbaly spent all day waiting for a girl like her walk by on campus.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Whoa LP! You mean your woman came with extra baggage?

:mindblown:[/QUOTE]
...No, the kid just materialized a few years into the marriage.

LP, are you her first husband?
 
[quote name='Rocko']...No, the kid just materialized a few years into the marriage.

LP, are you her first husband?[/QUOTE]

Yes. Because that is obviously what I meant.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Um...because she was already born before I met her.[/QUOTE]
The whole "getting busted for curfew" thing threw me off.
 
Hey, Moxio. Why did you think the kid materialized out of nowhere?
 
[quote name='Rocko']LP, are you her first husband?[/quote]

Yup. The deadbeat dad of my stepdaughter ran out on her when he got her pregnant, questioned if it was his, when they had been dating exclusively for like 8 years, said that she ruined his life since he can't go to college in Oregon like he was planning...blah..blah...blah...they broke up, he knocked up some one night stand, ended up marrying her to avoid another child support deduction, became super fat and has been miserable ever since :D.
 
Uh-oh. wubb and soodmeg have been looking at my CAG profile.

I wonder if they're having PM correspondence again.
 
My friend at PSU told me his professor was talking about studies being done at UMICH to prove plants have a nervous system.

What would you eat then, JFD?
 
[quote name='seanr1221']My friend at PSU told me his professor was talking about studies being done at UMICH to prove plants have a nervous system.

What would you eat then, JFD?[/quote]

I saw that shit on Mythbusters not too long ago, where they put sensors to the plant, they yelled at it, threatened it, thought about threatening it, hit it...the plant responded and it was psychic, shit was freaky.
 
I'm now a 21st digital boy (just bought common's album from the zune marketplace for 99 cents). Universal Mind Control is such a great song.

[quote name='darthbudge']:lol: I missed this. Do you have it saved somewhere?[/quote]


Nah. But the basic visual involved Jer sitting at a grimy desk in an apartment that looks like it belongs to a victim of someone in Se7en while he furiously scribbles the word "sonic" over and over again.

[quote name='Brak']I have a fantasy where Rachael Ray makes me some dynamite Italian food, and then I smash her for dessert.[/quote]

Werd. Or even better .. Giada :drool:
 
HumanSnatcher told me that if I think about a girl while I'm masturbating, a child will materialize. :cold:
 
[quote name='seanr1221']The auxiliary port? :dunce:[/QUOTE]

Let's assume that the stereo doesn't have an auxillary port. Like, none of the cars we have now do, even our navigator.

Well, the navigator might, I'll have to look.
 
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[quote name='Rocko']Linkin, does your stepdaughter think of you as her father? How old is she, anyway?[/quote]

No, she see's her dad every other weekend...she just thinks of me as a good friend. Early on my wife was cool about it, she told me that she wasn't looking for a replacement for her father, so there were never any expectations of me being her dad. I do love her though, and I think she loves me too. She's currently 12.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Clear out your fucking pm box budge

Anyone know of a really good way to plug in an ipod to a car stereo?[/quote]

Cleared. Thanks for letting me know.

Unless you have an Aux Port, I think your only other option is using one of those cassette adapters.
 
If you have a tape player, grab one of those tapes that connects to a CD player. Or you can buy one of those FM Transmitters but I've always had terrible luck with 'em.
 
[quote name='Brak']HumanSnatcher told me that if I think about a girl while I'm masturbating, a child will materialize. :cold:[/QUOTE]

That would suck sooooo bad. :lol:

My step aunt would be pregnant. My english teacher would be pregnant.

I have a shitty old griffin transmitter. But it's shitty and sounds baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Let's assume that the stereo doesn't have an auxillary port. Like, none of the cars we have now do, even our navigator.

Well, the navigator might, I'll have to look.[/quote]

FM adapter...though your music will sound like FM radio...pretty weak, you're better off getting a new car stereo with a USB port or an AUX port.
 
Such a harsh word.

And the way I worded my previous post is kind of stupid... Oh, well. I've been awake for 24 hours, so I have a good excuse. :cool:
 
Just cause he doesn't bang his wife doesn't mean the relationship isn't strong. :][quote name='DarthPuma']That would suck sooooo bad. :lol:

My step aunt would be pregnant. My english teacher would be pregnant.[/quote]Weirdo.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']No, she see's her dad every other weekend...she just thinks of me as a good friend. Early on my wife was cool about it, she told me that she wasn't looking for a replacement for her father, so there were never any expectations of me being her dad. I do love her though, and I think she loves me too. She's currently 12.[/QUOTE]

While I don't know the situation, odds are she loves you. I love my stepdad.

EDIT:
She's hot TFN. And I've only known her for a year, so she's not really family.
 
Puma, ask her if you can break her off.

[quote name='Brak']Such a harsh word.
[/quote]


Hehe, at least he didn't say "Instead of giving a girl a pearl necklace you could shoot all over her
cunt
and she still might get pregnant".
 
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