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#31 Vulcan2422   Merchandiser With The Mouth CAGiversary!   4621 Posts   Joined 8.6 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:42 AM

Just saw El Generico's first promo on NXT. It was...interesting. He was dressed I guess you could say like a sort of Hipster? He was super polite and kept hitting on the interview lady. Looks interesting so far, can't wait to see the match itself.



Sami Sayan, just wow with the horrid name. Unless it's a DBZ reference.

http://www.ewrestlin...to-tone-it-down

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Granted I only played the demo of Chime, but how the heck do you get shit on by Chime?


#32 pitfallharry219   Salty milk & pennies CAGiversary!   11952 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:45 AM

His name is Sami Zayn in NXT.

I guess this means Sami Callihan is getting renamed when he reports. Shocker.

#33 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36413 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:59 AM

Floyd Pumpernickel.
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#34 neocisco   Changnesiac CAGiversary!   18585 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:38 AM

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Now playing (& watching):
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#35 Yggy87   CAG Veteran CAGiversary!   92 Posts   Joined 3.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:08 AM

I propose Simon Cassidy.
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#36 Ced   Monster Hustler CAGiversary!   1244 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:40 AM

Rami Kasiddi.
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#37 mykevermin   Queen of Scotland CAGiversary!   36413 Posts   Joined 10.9 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:43 AM

Barry Horowit...Fuck.
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#38 mtxbass1   This space for rent. CAGiversary!   11092 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:10 PM

Anybody else hate watching Big E Langston and his way too tiny outfit...?


I find it interesting that in nearly every match, he takes the two top straps off and delivers his finisher. You'd think he'd just get some trunks and call it a day. I don't mind Big E as much as I do Ryback. Ryback's arm bands look ridiculous.



#39 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37483 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:08 PM

No. No, of course not. We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.


Briley Pierce, Derrick Bateman, and Audrey Marie have been released. Spring cleaning has begun.

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#40 pitfallharry219   Salty milk & pennies CAGiversary!   11952 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:16 PM

Pierce is Ziggler's brother.

#41 Purple Flames   MC Sucka DJ CAGiversary!   5647 Posts   Joined 9.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:30 PM

Pierce is Ziggler's brother.


Gonna be an awkward Thanksgiving this year.

#42 Chase   $ CAGiversary!   7636 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:22 PM

Re: Sami Callihan's WWE name lottery

"Samson Souffle"

He'll be a pastry chef who gets energy not only from the "WWE Universe™" but from eating pastries mid-match. He and Antonio Cesario will form a team called "Swedish Fist™."

Their team logo:
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Briley Pierce, Derrick Bateman, and Audrey Marie have been released. Spring cleaning has begun.



Sorta surprising to hear that Derrick Bateman still had a job with WWE until now.

#43 HydroX   Quintessential Studmuffin CAGiversary!   7109 Posts   Joined 6.3 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:24 PM

A shame. Audrey Marie wasn't all that bad by WWE standards. Kind of a bootleg Mickie James look to her.

#44 pitfallharry219   Salty milk & pennies CAGiversary!   11952 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:27 PM

JTG and Yoshi Tatsu shouldn't answer their phones today.

Ha, that reminded me of story I read a few weeks back about Fake Razor Ramon:

“I didn’t find out. They just kind of sent us home after a tour in Memphis and I sorta saw the writing on the wall. I actually phoned Vince. I’d saved his home number. So I called him and I said “Hey it’s Rick Titan here from Calgary, Alberta, Canada and it looks like my contracts up and I just wanted to see if you wanted to do anything else with the character?” All he said to me was, “Rick, please don’t call me at this number again.” That was it. I saw my dream was destroyed and he didn’t give a damn.”



#45 Scorch   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   37483 Posts   Joined 11.8 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:29 PM

Sakamoto has been released

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#46 Chase   $ CAGiversary!   7636 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 06:45 PM

JTG and Yoshi Tatsu shouldn't answer their phones today.



Wait, they're still under contract? You lie. ;)

Looking over the list to see if anyone looks out of place.

http://en.wikipedia....f_WWE_personnel

WWE signed Sara Del Ray as a trainer? Seems like a waste of talent, but good for her for getting the big money. She definitely deserves it.

#47 mtxbass1   This space for rent. CAGiversary!   11092 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 08:42 PM

JTG and Yoshi Tatsu shouldn't answer their phones today.

Ha, that reminded me of story I read a few weeks back about Fake Razor Ramon:


Dear Zach Ryder. Ignore all calls today as well.



#48 JJSP   Beyond economical repair. CAGiversary!   9859 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:33 PM

Also, Primo, Epico, and Hunico. Basically, if you're Latino on the roster and not Alberto Del Rio, I'd avoid answering el telefono.

#49 pitfallharry219   Salty milk & pennies CAGiversary!   11952 Posts   Joined 8.9 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:37 PM

Does Camacho count? He's a Tongan playing a Mexican.

#50 JJSP   Beyond economical repair. CAGiversary!   9859 Posts   Joined 8.7 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:41 PM

"Showtime" Percy Watson is gone too.

Side note, he's Yoshi's partner in NXT. Watch your ass, Yoshi.

#51 tangytangerine   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   3764 Posts   Joined 9.4 Years Ago  

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:01 PM

Watch your ass, Yoshi.


They'll probably keep him just so they can say that they have an asian wrestler on their roster. Plus they'll need someone local to promote when they go to Japan later this year.
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#52 Genocidal   Summer of Punk CAGiversary!   4845 Posts   Joined 10.1 Years Ago  

Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:44 PM

http://lolwrestling....tgbeenemployed/

It'll be a sad day when this is no longer relevant.
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#53 Spyder187   Scratch & Sniff! Banned   2473 Posts   Joined 5.4 Years Ago  

Posted 18 May 2013 - 06:11 AM

Dear Zach Ryder. Ignore all calls today as well.


In all honesty, him being released would be about the best call he could get. I really think someone of his ability and personality would be well-used in either TNA or ROH. Shit, it isn't like he could be used in any worse of a manner....
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#54 Fatality   CAGiversary! CAGiversary!   1576 Posts   Joined 10.0 Years Ago   Has been playing Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Director's Cut
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Posted 18 May 2013 - 06:41 PM

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#55 Halo05   DJ Roomba CAGiversary!   7919 Posts   Joined 9.6 Years Ago  

Posted 18 May 2013 - 10:36 PM

Once again, Fatality's avatar saves the day.

...but it's nice to see Jake still alive and apparently having fun.

As many of you know, black ops 2 is plaid with bugs, lag etc which many people have been suffering including me.


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#56 Sonne   The U CAGiversary!   848 Posts   Joined 4.1 Years Ago  

Posted 19 May 2013 - 05:58 AM

Primo and Epico are safe for sure. They get more airtime than Ryder at this point, I'd say.

#57 Dr. Venkman   Body Piercer CAGiversary!   573 Posts   Joined 5.5 Years Ago  

Dr. Venkman

Posted 19 May 2013 - 06:43 AM

His name is Sami Zayn in NXT.

I guess this means Sami Callihan is getting renamed when he reports. Shocker.



Stump Chunkman.

Dirk Hardpeck.

Rip Steakface.

Crud Bonemeal.

Gristle McThornbody.
I'm not yellow. I'm gold.

#58 mtxbass1   This space for rent. CAGiversary!   11092 Posts   Joined 11.5 Years Ago  

Posted 19 May 2013 - 01:53 PM

So does anyone else just not care about Extreme Rules today? I'm local to the event, was originally excited about it, and now could care less. I just checked and they still have tickets available, which is also kind of surprising.



#59 MushaOne   etc. and so forth... CAGiversary!   3651 Posts   Joined 11.3 Years Ago  

Posted 19 May 2013 - 02:52 PM

Stump Chunkman.

Dirk Hardpeck.

Rip Steakface.

Crud Bonemeal.

Gristle McThornbody.


All of which are equal to or better than Sami Callihan.

#60 Chase   $ CAGiversary!   7636 Posts   Joined 7.4 Years Ago  

Posted 19 May 2013 - 03:28 PM

So does anyone else just not care about Extreme Rules today? I'm local to the event, was originally excited about it, and now could care less. I just checked and they still have tickets available, which is also kind of surprising.



Speaking of today's WWE PPV, here are the lines.

http://i.imgur.com/9zmmyVc.png

The deeper into the "negative" the bigger the favorite. The further into "positive" the bigger the underdog. -100/+100 is equal to zero.

If you want to know who wins, check later and see if any of the lines shift.