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Dammit, I couldn't really come up with anything original to post, so just for the heck of it, here's a press-release regarding the game's upcoming sequel:
After the staggering success of the original
X-Blades (dubbed by one enthusiastic reviewer as "definitely a game of some type, I think"), Cheap Ass Games is proud to announce their continuation of this lauded series, having acquired the rights in an intense bidding war with numbers reaching all the way into the triple digits (9.99 to be exact!). Now, the team that brought you
Joust 2: Electric Boogaloo,
Joust Forever and
Joust Wars: Shameless Brand Extension is proud to announce
X-Blades 2: This Time the Hot Chick is Two Dudes (One of Whom is Actually A Wombat, but Not Like in a Weird Furry Way, but a Cute Disney Way). While details on
X-Blades 2: TTTHCITD(OOWIAAWBNLIAWFWBACDW) are limited at this point, here's a sneak peak at the game's plot:
"A stranger in a strange land. A criminal with a shady pirate past. A big, bald white guy. An anthropomorphic heart-throb. A Jewish man. A Jewish marsupial. Together they must battle across the world, destroying bad traders, dick employees and the mutant zombie corpse of Circuit City in a desperate quest for the fabled Big Ass Chains of Destiny, which will grant their owner the ability to broadcast on syndicated radio. The quest will be dangerous...ly affordable!"
Also, enjoy this sneak peek at some prototype box art:
Here are just a few of the glowing responses we've gotten from journalists based on just 1 level of preview code!
"My eyes, oh god, my eyes! IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN!" -
Gamespy
"Not enough Wombat!" -
WLA
"11 out of 10! This game has literally changed my life, and anyone who doesn't like it should be dragged out in the street and shot like a dog." -
Gamespot, proud advertising partners of Cheap Ass Games
"Wombat is the new Sonic, in that I want to sex him up! A+!"
Taichi Takashita
"For fans of the action genre, this is most definitely in that genre." -
Gamespy
"The gaijin has brought shame on us all." -
Japan
"Not enough pooping." -
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Lol, that's friggin awesome.