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[quote name='kittie']I'd imagine so... with her cute little ass, and huge forehead that's great for shooting at.[/QUOTE]

I'd figure that'd be a non-issue by the time she's even gotten through 1% of European men... the goods would seem to be rather smashed by such a point, and disturbing anal leakage would have probably started to set in.

I mean, that has to be horrible for all those old pornstars. After having it smashed for years on end, they likely can't shit right for the rest of thier life.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You know, that entire diatribe was a great deal more powerful the first ten times you used it. It's getting rather hackneyed, almost to the point of being cliche.[/QUOTE]



Just because I tell you that you suck doesn't make it "cliche".
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']The lions just won...against green bay...who didnt score a touchdown.

I normally dont care about football, but im even impressed[/QUOTE]

I'm out of the suicide pool... after round fucking number 1.
 
[quote name='Trakan']I'm out of the suicide pool... after round fucking number 1.[/QUOTE]

I think that victory messed up a lot of people in every form of gambling or gaming involving football...

But I'd still bet that come tomorrow all of the radio guys in Detroit will say that the Packers lost the game, and that Lions are still shitty.

That said, it has to be sung...

Forward down the field,
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Just because I tell you that you suck doesn't make it "cliche".[/QUOTE]

No, but when you uncork the same diatribe time and time again, no matter who your target it, is quite a bit less effective. Just like the heels in wrestling that you seem to adore, when you come out week in and week out and yell the same thing over and over, people just stop listening.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Just because I tell you that you suck doesn't make it "cliche".[/QUOTE]

Goddam...for all intensive purposes the word cliche is cliche in itself already...
 
Five minutes into the series and so far I'd have to say the War at Home is the worst show I've seen in the last five years.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Say it right, Nirvanaguy... it's "for all intents and purposes". :lol:[/QUOTE]

I was just about to correct him myself. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']No, but when you uncork the same diatribe time and time again, no matter who your target it, is quite a bit less effective. Just like the heels in wrestling that you seem to adore, when you come out week in and week out and yell the same thing over and over, people just stop listening.[/QUOTE]

I've never said the same thing twice. I've done variations on a theme, like Mr Egg, he comes out and acts like he's cool, next thing you know he's crying that his love interest left him.

Boo hoo.

Who cares?

What we do know about The Egg is that he has panic attacks and doesn't know how to act around girls. This is what I attack.

You can keep posting song lyrics and trying to be the voice of reason and I'll keep being that asshole that posts when nobody likes him.
 
[quote name='kittie']Excuse me, but I'm the asshole that posts when nobody likes her.[/QUOTE]

Well, then, Miss kittie, you've been a rather spectacular failure.
 
This Indy Baltimore game aint goin' on and this fu(kin God aweful War At Home is like a War on My Eyes. Is this what regular TV shows are like? How bad is this compared to "8 Simple rules" or "Everyone loves Raymond"?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I've never said the same thing twice. I've done variations on a theme, like Mr Egg, he comes out and acts like he's cool, next thing you know he's crying that his love interest left him.

Boo hoo.

Who cares?

What we do know about The Egg is that he has panic attacks and doesn't know how to act around girls. This is what I attack.

You can keep posting song lyrics and trying to be the voice of reason and I'll keep being that asshole that posts when nobody likes him.[/QUOTE]

Just try to be a bit more entertaining Jimmie. I'm certain you'll never stop picking at some of the posters, but if you're going to do it, at least try to rise above the standard level and modus oporandi of the garden variety message-board troll.
 
[quote name='kittie']Jimmie better give me my $55 billion in vBookie, that I so rightfully earned.[/QUOTE]

Care to explain how you worked that?
Late Night Phone calls?
Personal Favors?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Care to explain how you worked that?
Late Night Phone calls?
Personal Favors?[/QUOTE]

By being a good gambler.
 
[quote name='kittie']By being a good gambler.[/QUOTE]

I guess I'd have to bow down to your superiority as a gambler then.
I've got all of $25 in Vbookie. A wise gambler I am not.

At least in Vegas I get drunk while my wallet gets raped.
 
[quote name='zewone']Speaking of Vegas, I just found out my stupid friend is getting married their next weekend. Roadtrip![/QUOTE]

You've got to.
It's just such a great place to go... I'd even look in to flights instead of a roadtrip with the price of gas as it is.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I guess I'd have to bow down to your superiority as a gambler then.
I've got all of $25 in Vbookie. A wise gambler I am not.

At least in Vegas I get drunk while my wallet gets raped.[/QUOTE]
I bet my 25 on Miami... I won 27. So woot. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You've got to.
It's just such a great place to go... I'd even look in to flights instead of a roadtrip with the price of gas as it is.[/QUOTE]

It is. I thoroughly enjoyed myself, though my constantly empty wallets were disappointing.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I bet my 25 on Miami... I won 27. So woot. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:applause:
Curses, trumped again. :lol:
 
If I could give someone my $1000 in vBookie, I would. I won't have any use for it. :roll:

[quote name='JSweeney']You've got to.
It's just such a great place to go... I'd even look in to flights instead of a roadtrip with the price of gas as it is.[/QUOTE]
It's better when work pays for you to go to Vegas for a week.
 
So I hate to ruin Jimmy's day, but I've patched things up with my girlfriend so he's going to have to stick to constantly referencing a brief moment of panic I had about two months ago. Shit, that's not much of a repertoire there. On the other hand, I could go on and on about how he tries to validate his pathetic existence by harassing people on message boards and pretending it makes him cool. Oh, and videos of cooking things... WHILE DRUNK?!? That's wacky!!! If you're twelve years old.

OK, I'm done.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']If I could give someone my $1000 in vBookie, I would. I won't have any use for it. :roll:


It's better when work pays for you to go to Vegas for a week.[/QUOTE]

Damn you crafty old fuckers and your seniority!!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Just try to be a bit more entertaining Jimmie. I'm certain you'll never stop picking at some of the posters, but if you're going to do it, at least try to rise above the standard level and modus oporandi of the garden variety message-board troll.[/QUOTE]

You are the Lisa Simpson of CAG.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']So I hate to ruin Jimmy's day, but I've patched things up with my girlfriend so he's going to have to stick to constantly referencing a brief moment of panic I had about two months ago. Shit, that's not much of a repertoire there. On the other hand, I could go on and on about how he tries to validate his pathetic existence by harassing people on message boards and pretending it makes him cool. Oh, and videos of cooking things... WHILE DRUNK?!? That's wacky!!! If you're twelve years old.

OK, I'm done.[/QUOTE]

I thought you had me on Ignore?

And you're still a skinny frail bitch.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']:applause:
Curses, trumped again. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Well I do have 650 on Deseparate Housewives winning best comedy. Let's hope the Emmys don't screw me.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You are the Lisa Simpson of CAG.[/QUOTE]

And you're the Nelson Muntz.
And Tanuki is the ComicBookGuy.
And Shrike is the C. Mongomery Burns.

I'm glad this is all clear. :)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Well I do have 650 on Deseparate Housewives winning best comedy. Let's hope the Emmys don't screw me.[/QUOTE]

Best comedy?
Comedy?

Um, isn't it a drama?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Damn you crafty old fuckers and your seniority!![/QUOTE]
Yeah, it was for COMDEX 2003, so it was when it was cold at home. Even better.

[quote name='JSweeney']And you're the Nelson Muntz.
And Tanuki is the ComicBookGuy.
And Shrike is the C. Mongomery Burns.

I'm glad this is all clear. :)[/QUOTE]
Wow, of all the Simpsons characters to be..... :whistle2:s

Is it time to do roll call and do the "Simpsons to CAGs" cross-reference?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Best comedy?
Comedy?

Um, isn't it a drama?[/QUOTE]
Have you watched it?
That's like the one guy claiming Phantom of the Opera was not a musical but an opera.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Have you watched it?
That's like the one guy claiming Phantom of the Opera was not a musical but an opera.[/QUOTE]

I thought it had comedic elements (mostly centered around Teri Hatcher's Character), drama centered around Eva Longoria and Felicity Huffman, and then an overarching mystery provided by Mary-Alice, her suicide, and her kid.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I thought it had comedic elements (mostly centered around Teri Hatcher's Character), drama centered around Eva Longoria and Felicity Huffman, and then an overarching mystery provided by Mary-Alice, her suicide, and her kid.[/QUOTE]
It's what they call a dramedy. But the emmys don't have an award for dramedys.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']It's what they call a dramedy. But the emmys don't have an award for dramedys.[/QUOTE]

But wouldn't a show's creators push for the Emmy as a drama and not comedy?
I mean, more often, the show seems to be unintentionally funny than funny in the normal scripted way.

I'd rather see Boston Legal win anyway. Denny Crane!
 
[quote name='Mike23']What a goof I am for taking out Jimmy Smith for Drew Bennett. fuck.[/QUOTE]
Never count Jimmy out.
_____

Man, I know I rag on anime from time to time, but damn the new G.I. Joe Sigma 6 cartoon is badass...too ironic watching A Real American Hero drawn as Japanime though.
 
Man., does the xbox version of Riddick have as many obscenities as the PC version. It's almost like they're prisoners in some max security prison, the way they talk.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Man., does the xbox version of Riddick have as many obscenities as the PC version. It's almost like they're prisoners in some max security prison, the way they talk.[/QUOTE]
I believe so. :D
 
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