Recent content by Captain Inertia

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Jumping While Entering Boss Doors 2 wins it all for me

I actually work in banking customer service, and I'd say 10% of my work day is spent telling customers how a $7.40 Wendy's purchase caused 4 or 5 other transactions to be NSF and cost them $120+ in fees (we have some customers who have upwards of $1000/month in nsf fees alone). Don't always...

While in Japan, one must eat as many chocolate filled koala bears as possible... Hey, I don't make the rules...

So now you've got more money and time to spend on games? I don't see what's so bad about that...

Wow, I'm gonna have to go out and buy a fuck-ton of movies after reading this thread.

Bioware rules my pants.

Yeah, I waited just a tad too long for SMT: Nocturne, so I'll be pre-ordering this now.

Glad to hear good things about the tC. I took the day off work today, was thinking about going to test drive one. Sat in one at a car show a few weeks ago, and though I thought I'd feel pretty silly, it was rather comfortable. I figure I've got a few years before I hit 30, I should have a...

"I...can't...breath....urgh grunt urgh....". Those live newscast bloopers are the greatest. The best part is watching the anchors trying to figure out what to say to lead them into the next segment. Another of my favorites is the home shopping network guy trying to sell a "real" katana. He's...

Hi! (I won the auction)

I had a habit of losing my balance and hitting my head on stuff, and on several occasions hitting myself in the "junk" performing even the most menial and commonplace of body motions. Thus, I am Captain Inertia.

Deldios - 30 NE Druid, Destromath and a handful of low-level class experiments across several servers.

David Warner as Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate 2 -or- Cary Elwes, Bard's Tale

The N. Olmsted and Summit Mall CC have been very kind to me. I got in on the post-holiday clearance of 2003/2004 and scored pretty well with those two stores. Now I live right by the Easton CC in Columbus, which theoretically has a great location, but is nigh impossible to actually find how to...