Bayxter Stockmang: Real quick, though...
Bayxter Stockmang: How do you ass-wash?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: He's gonna be hunting for Leprechauns and solicit sex with a young elf
Bayxter Stockmang: Like, what's the process?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: Well, you clean yourself well
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and then you have a bucket with water
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and rinse your ass
Bayxter Stockmang: Bucket?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and you soap yourself with your hand, like you would if you were taking a shower
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: ya
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: a japanese store would have those buckets
Bayxter Stockmang: Where do you store the bucket?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: just on the side of the toilet
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: it's just a small one
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: you don't want a big drum
Bayxter Stockmang: Do you dunk some toilet tissue in the bucket, and dab your ass, or what?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: japanese stores have em
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: they do it in asia
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: no, you use the toilet paper first
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and then you run some water
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: down your crack, lol
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and then you soap yourself
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: hand or cloth, whatever you want
Bayxter Stockmang: How do you get it down the crack? With a hose?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: you could use a paper towel
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: Nah, shit, just lean forward a bit and let it fall
Bayxter Stockmang: Ah.
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: water sticks to your skin
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: and then soap yourself, and rinse again
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: And wash your hands well, obviously
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: i mean, it's the same as taking a shower
Bayxter Stockmang: Do you still refer to this ass "ass-wash"?
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: You don't wash your ass with gloves or anything
The Space Ninja that stole Xmas: sure, why not?
So weird.