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That quote about the tag match for Xplosion seems to just show Double J still needs to learn on how to make a great match and not a damn video game.

Meanwhile, former WWE Diva Joy Giovanni (last seen as Big Show's friend on Smackdown) posted on her MySpace blog that while no contracts have been signed, she and WWE have come to an agreement that they will work together and she'll make a return when the time is right.
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So they fire Rebecca and might hire her back? Jeez, just save the money and grab one of the ones you have in OVW.
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']

As in the news,
Mark Henry
will be returning from his injuries last year when Smackdown does their european tour.[/quote]

awesome!!>.

an no why rebecca1!! she was hot
 
WWE has just announced that William Shatner will be inducting Jerry "The King" Lawler into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Why William Shatner? Even though I grew listening to Lance Russell calling Lawler matches, I understand how WWE says nobody else knows who he is. But Shatner makes almost no sense. Why not Jim Ross, or even Grand Master Sexay?
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Why William Shatner? Even though I grew listening to Lance Russell calling Lawler matches, I understand how WWE says nobody else knows who he is. But Shatner makes almost no sense. Why not Jim Ross, or even Grand Master Sexay?[/QUOTE]
I had to Google this, but apparently Shatner and Lawler worked an angle in the early days of Raw for about two weeks when Shatner had a show called TekWar coming to USA.
 
Shatner? That shows zero respect to Lawler. Get Lance Russell while he's still alive. This is strictly a WWE tactic to psychologically place themselves closer to Hollywood and celebrity-dom than backyard regional hee-haw rasslin' promotions.

Absolutely silly.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219'] Even though I grew listening to Lance Russell calling Lawler matches, I understand how WWE says nobody else knows who he is. But Shatner makes almost no sense. Why not Jim Ross, or even Grand Master Sexay?[/quote]

That's who Lawler wanted, but was told no(I think it was Kevin Dunn who said no). Apparently WWE wants to pick who inducts him.
 
WTF @ Shatner inducting Jerry Lawler??? Have they even been in the same room together at all prior to this? I don't get it.

And for some more TNA news courtesy of TNAWrestlingNews.com....

Abyss has been described as being highly insecure by most wrestlers in TNA.

He is said to be notorious for following Dutch Mantel around before, during and after TNA events. Says one TNA wrestler quote, "Wherever Dutch goes, Abyss follows."

One story that has been going around for quite some time is that the "paranoid" Eric Young character is actually based on Abyss' personality backstage as he was said to be very paranoid early on in his run with TNA and was spotted constantly asking if he was going to be fired.
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Shatner is inducting him because of the bit they did in the WWF back in like '95. Considering that Lance Russell SHOULD be the man to induct Lawler, as without him, there would be no Lawler in pro wrestling, I'm angered by this, but I know they're doing it for business reasons, so I can understand why it was done.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Holy crap!

As a HUGE Star Trek fan, Shatner inducting Lawler is very very cool![/QUOTE]

And now we see why WWE picked Shatner... the proof is right here.

Even though Shatner has nothing to do with wrestling, or hell even Lawler outside of one angle nobody cares about 12 years ago, you're going to get all the Star Trek fans who think its "very very cool".
 
[quote name='Roufuss']And now we see why WWE picked Shatner... the proof is right here.

Even though Shatner has nothing to do with wrestling, or hell even Lawler, you're going to get all the Star Trek fans who think its "very very cool".[/quote]

Heh!

I know me and 2Fast are Trek fans. We might be the only ones that also visit the wrestling threads though.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Heh!

I know me and 2Fast are Trek fans. We might be the only ones that also visit the wrestling threads though.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I didn't mean as any offense to you, but I can just imagine a lot of Trek / Shatner fans (does he have those?) will tune in just to see what's going on.

Kind of like WWE fans tune into whatever show their favorite wrestler is guest starring on.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']:lol:

I didn't mean as any offense to you, but I can just imagine a lot of Trek / Shatner fans (does he have those?) will tune in just to see what's going on.

Kind of like WWE fans tune into whatever show their favorite wrestler is guest starring on.[/quote]

I didn't take offense. :)
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Kind of like WWE fans tune into whatever show their favorite wrestler is guest starring on.[/QUOTE]

Are you saying I'm only watching "Smaville" just because Kane is on? ;)
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Are you saying I'm only watching "Smaville" just because Kane is on? ;)[/quote]

Actually, that is the only reason I am watching it right now. The only other times I happen to stop on the channel is if Kristin Kreuk happens to be on screen. :bouncy:

I think WWE wrestlers getting roles here and there is good though.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Didn't The Rock make an appearance on one of the Star Treks?[/quote]

Yep. Fought 7 of 9. Big Show was on Enterprise also.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Actually, that is the only reason I am watching it right now. The only other times I happen to stop on the channel is if Kristin Kreuk happens to be on screen. :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

That means you should be watching every episode. Especially the High Def feed. She looks YUMMY in HD. :drool:
 
Holy shit, they actually showed three of the sets of tag belts that Team 3D held, then named them and everyone but Konnan put them over like they were the greatest belts over. Thank God Konnan gets it and put TNA's belts above them all. I love that they used el cheapo replicas, and that underlying it, these cheap belts are their legacy. YAY BACKLUND JUST SAID WORDS!

Backlund - I'VE NEVER EATEN MARIJUANA!
 
Abyss'... mom?

NO!!!!

There's no way Russo writes stuff like that... it's probably the older writers, who are extremely out of touch.

Is Alex Shelley in LAX, or was that a one night deal?
 
Russo, Jarrett, and Dutch Mantell are responsible for Impact. Russo did TONS of shit with Buff Bagwell's mother - why is the idea of him doing something with Abyss' "mother" outside the realm of plausability?

Here's my collection of quotes from tonight's show.

Angle - Imagine when these three huge egos unify. Imagine when these three egos unite! IMAGINE WHEN THESE THREE EGOS BECOME ONE!
Tenay - My God, HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!
Tenay - Captain Kurt Angle!
DW - It’s genius if you think about. He picked Joe, who lost the championship at Destination X, so he’s got revenge on his mind.
AJ - Ugh, THEY LOOK LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE GOT ME IN TO!
Cage - I take the title shot back.
AJ - You can't take it back.
Cage - Yes I can.
AJ - No you can't.
Cage - Yes I can.
AJ - No you can't.
Cage - YES I CAN!
Cage - By the end of the night, the sides will be even… I think…
AJ - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK!?
Tenay - During the commercial break, our TNA cameras captured this very disturbing footage of Serotonin. This Raven is sick!
(After very sick footage)
Tenay - On April 15th, TNA presents Lockdown!
Sting - You almost took my eye out, bro!
Tenay - WOW, THIS IS UNEXPECTED, AN UNSCHEDULED APPEARANCE BY TEAM 3D!
Tenay - Well head to head, LAX does have the better won-loss record!
Tenay - You know these two teams are so similar that they’ll do anything to win a match!
DW - Brother Ray giving us a history lesson, and let’s face it, both of these teams have made history!
Tenay - THERE’S THE WWE WORLD TAG TEAM TTITLES!
Tenay - There’s the second set of titles, THE WCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!
DW - There’s their favorite tag titles…
Tenay - THE ECW WORLD TAG TITLES!
Konnan - Let’s make one thing clear, Butter Bean and Krispy Kreme!
Konnan - Are we supposed to put these belts on and pretend we’re the tag champions of some other organization? WE’RE ALREADY TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
DW - WOAH, KONNAN MEANS BUSINESS!
Konnan - UNTIL YOU BEAT LAX, YOU CAN’T CLAIM A LEGACY!
Backlund - Mr. CORNETTE, I WANT A MATCH AT LOCKDOWN!
Backlund - I’VE NEVER EATEN MARIJUANA!
Backlund - I’m not even sure how they snort whatever it is they snort!
Backlund - I’M GOING TO THE MOON!
Cornette - That has chunks in it.
Tenay - WHAT IS ROBERT ROODE DOING IN THE TUNNEL WITH AUSTIN STARR!?
DW - I’d love to have been a fly in the wall in that tunnel!
Tenay - PETEY WILLIAMS TO THE RESCUE!
Tenay - Do you think Petey Williams could be the friend that Eric keeps talking about?
DW - IT HAS TO BE!
Lynn - You said it best, JB. It’s the first time Jerry Lynn will face James Storm. I have no beef with the man.
Tenay - What direction is Daniels taking his career in? First, the Sting mask…
DW - WHAT DOES STING HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS!?
Harris - I’m ready to come back.
Cornette - You almost lost 60% of your vision. TNA is a company, we cannot be liable of your blindness. You bring me a doctor’s note that says you’re 100%, and you’ll be back, until then, you’re off the roster. I can make you a referee! That’s the best I can do.
Harris - Your best isn’t good enough.
Storm - There’s two things I like to do in life! Drink beer and beat people up, and guess what, I’m all out of beer boys!
DW - THERE’S THE MAN THAT HE DAMAGED!
Jacqueline - Gail Kim, this has nothing to do with you! YOU LITTLE SNOT!?
Tenay - DID SHE JUST SAY THAT!?
DW - THAT STRUCK A NERVE!
DW - DAYUM, LET’S LOCK THESE TWO INSIDE THE CAGE!
Gail - Jim Cornette, I want a match with Jackie now! AT LOCKDOWN!
Tenay - THERE GOES THE PRINTER!
Tenay - Well it looks to me like AJ DRANK THE KOOL-AID!
Tenay - THIS IS WHAT STING HAS WORKED FOR THOSE MANY MONTHS!
Tenay - Do you think that the third member of Team Cage could be TOMKO!?
Tenay - When we return, MORE OF HELL FROZE OVER!
Tenay - He’s giving himself the doomsday!
DW - He’s a man on a mission!
Tenay - WHO’S SHE!?
DW - THIS IS GETTING REALLY BIZARRE!
DW - Obviously this woman has some kind of power over Abyss!
DW - WHO IS SHE!?
DW - THIS IS JUST WRONG! THIS IS WRONG!
Tenay - THEY STEAL IT! OUTRIGHT ROBBERY!
 
[quote name='mykevermin']LAX is still the single best thing going in wrestling today. They even have a better entrance than anyone else right now, DX included.[/quote]

Oh c'mon, DX is great, even with The H's out they manage to remain a vehicle for the merchandise and nothing more than an extended commercial on Raw.

Gotta admit it though, the Triple H "crutches" t-shirt is taking this a bit too far...
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Russo, Jarrett, and Dutch Mantell are responsible for Impact. Russo did TONS of shit with Buff Bagwell's mother - why is the idea of him doing something with Abyss' "mother" outside the realm of plausability?[/quote]

Was he the asshole that booked that "Judy Bagwell on a pole" match back in WCW?
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']Was he the asshole that booked that "Judy Bagwell on a pole" match back in WCW?[/QUOTE]
This would concur with the rumor that "Russo" is Russian for "on a pole." EVERYTHING with that motherfucker was on a pole.
 
So our rollerderby league was at the Cincinnati Gardens last night to check out our new digs:


There's a fuzzy ol' Professor Murder right there in the black.

Anyway, I am posting in the wresting thread for a reason. We were touring the joint, and saw the "history room," with all sorts of badass old memorabilia. Sparing the non-wrestling detail, they had old posters for WWF and WCW shows. You had a tour promoting a WWF title match featuring Diesel vs Jeff Jarrett, a WCW show from 1991 featuring champion Ric Flair taking on Scott Steiner (and "Terrence" Taylor was on the card as well!). Stranger than anything else was a lacquered wall hanging featuring pictures of Goldust with puff paint written all over it, and an in-ring wedding during a WWF event there, featuring Goldust as the best man, bedecked in face paint and his fluffy robe. Absolutely fascinating.

And, of course, a Bret Hart 8X10 signed "To Cindy." I can't help but wonder if he's just an idiot who meant to write "Cincy." :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']So our rollerderby league was at the Cincinnati Gardens last night to check out our new digs:


There's a fuzzy ol' Professor Murder right there in the black.

Anyway, I am posting in the wresting thread for a reason. We were touring the joint, and saw the "history room," with all sorts of badass old memorabilia. Sparing the non-wrestling detail, they had old posters for WWF and WCW shows. You had a tour promoting a WWF title match featuring Diesel vs Jeff Jarrett, a WCW show from 1991 featuring champion Ric Flair taking on Scott Steiner (and "Terrence" Taylor was on the card as well!). Stranger than anything else was a lacquered wall hanging featuring pictures of Goldust with puff paint written all over it, and an in-ring wedding during a WWF event there, featuring Goldust as the best man, bedecked in face paint and his fluffy robe. Absolutely fascinating.

And, of course, a Bret Hart 8X10 signed "To Cindy." I can't help but wonder if he's just an idiot who meant to write "Cincy." :lol:[/quote]

Lay off Bret he's retarded ever since Goldberg kicked him in the dome. :drool:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']LAX is still the single best thing going in wrestling today. They even have a better entrance than anyone else right now, DX included.[/quote]

LAX's music is one of the only TNA themes I don't like. :\
 
LAX's theme is probably my favorite wrestling theme right now. They've got one of the few acts in TNA that could be instantly transferred to WWE and draw a shitload of money.
 
Damn, can't WWE produce a great Smackdown anymore? Even the main event was mediocre at best.

Not looking forward to next week's show, Taker & Batista in interview with JBL? WTF?
 
[quote name='PhrostByte']LAX's music is one of the only TNA themes I don't like. :\[/quote]

while i think the theme is ok.. i liked when they came out to the psycho song better
 
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