CAG Villain of the year 2007: DJ K8E is a fat boy

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[quote name='MillerTime2523']No wai! If that was true, why would he turn himself in like that lol[/QUOTE]

Well it is a bit fishy that the first time MScott posted in an OTT was to "out" K8E...

Trust no one ;)

Think about it, he would go from one account everyone hated now (K8E) to another that everyone seems to love now MScott...
 
[quote name='Moxio']Mods can see IPs.[/quote]

I think he meant, why would he out his own charade of posing as a chick.
 
So wait

DJ K8E was a man and also was mscott?

This is turning in to a soap opera.

Not that I watch soap operas...

OR DO I!!??
 
Holy shit, this thread grew fast and got really weird...

EDIT: Well if mscott was actually DJ K8E, maybe he/she/it wanted to out him/her/itself so it could start anew (maybe he/she/it/blorgon got tired of putting up the charade)
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I think he meant, why would he out his own charade of posing as a chick.[/quote]
LOL - yes, thast what i meant. thanks for clearing it up, lol.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Why would you want to hack the real girl's account?

btw, you've taken to the off-topic forums quite quickly for a newb. From Missouri. Who se first post is right after DJ K8E's last login.[/quote]
JimmyBullets appears to be banned as well.

And just noticed DJ K8E is banned also.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']So wait

DJ K8E was a man and also was mscott?

This is turning in to a soap opera.

Not that I watch soap operas...

OR DO I!!??
[/QUOTE]

I'm only speculating that that's the reason MScott got banned because if you look, the account only has 25 posts, none of which are really ban-worthy. Posting from multiple accounts though, is ban-worth so I dunno...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I'm only speculating that that's the reason MScott got banned because if you look, the account only has 25 posts, none of which are really ban-worthy. Posting from multiple accounts though, is ban-worth so I dunno...[/quote]
I noticed that as well.. Hmm..

So we have 3 bans here.. DJ K8E, mscott, and JimmyBulletts.

Possibly tied together? Hmm..

This thread gets better and better with each post. *grabs some popcorn
 
WTF man WTF. i think the only way we will ever know is the IP address.. that could only tell if whatever the hell it is......is. could this be the greatest CAG dupe in history?
 
Smells like an IP ban.


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What a twist!
 
[quote name='Apossum']We need Rikki Lake to sort this whole thing out[/QUOTE]

Or the mod that did the banning, but hey I think Rikki works cheap these days anyway so might as well.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Or the mod that did the banning, but hey I think Rikki works cheap these days anyway so might as well.[/QUOTE]


banning is so anti-climactic. I was ready for this to get much uglier, for the benefit of our enterntainment. I wanted to see all of DJK8Es personalities battle it out for supremacy.
 
If MScot = DJK8E, this thread and story line will be FANTASTIC. Best entertainment since DDF kicked over a magazine rack.
 
[quote name='Apossum']banning is so anti-climactic. I was ready for this to get much uglier, for the benefit of our enterntainment. I wanted to see all of DJK8Es personalities battle it out for supremacy.[/QUOTE]

Whoever wins, we lose.
 
[quote name='Scorch']If MScot = DJK8E, this thread and story line will be FANTASTIC. Best entertainment since DDF kicked over a magazine rack.[/QUOTE]

I think it would end up being better than the epic Lina story.
 
and as this thread dies out, I'd like to point out that the only way it could get more awesome is if we somehow found out that RegalSin was another one of DJK8Es personalities.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I think it would end up being better than the epic Lina story.[/quote]

I dunno, that was pretty good.
 
So if this dude/chick/whatever is just a major attention whore, isn't this just a ploy to get people to talk about him/her and aren't we all playing right into it?
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']I dunno, that was pretty good.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but Lina didn't use one account to out another one. That part just tops it off.
 
[quote name='gofishn']So if this dude/chick/whatever is just a major attention whore, isn't this just a ploy to get people to talk about him/her and aren't we all playing right into it?[/QUOTE]

If they got IP banned, they can't see this thread anyway. ;)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yeah but Lina didn't use one account to out another one. That part just tops it off.[/quote]
If that is indeed the case, with a third account offering to try and contact the first and inform it that the second revealed the secret, then that is indeed icing on a cake of entertainment.

Unless the mods banned all 3 accounts simultaneously for their own amusement.

Aha!
 
I don't think that mscott was really DJK8E.. IDK. I googled mscott62 and some stuff came up, so I think that it wasn't just another account s/he made up. Also, it was from before December mscott's account was made, so.. idk - i think if it was really him/her the account would be made more recently.

My $.02
 
[quote name='MillerTime2523']I don't think that mscott was really DJK8E.. IDK. I googled mscott62 and some stuff came up, so I think that it wasn't just another account s/he made up. Also, it was from before December mscott's account was made, so.. idk - i think if it was really him/her the account would be made more recently.

My $.02[/QUOTE]

I don't know, mscott62 is pretty generic but you have a point.
 
Maybe some chick name Katie thought "Hey, let's fuck with a bunch of video game loving message board people" and set up this elaborate scheme.

And she's actually stalking the guy.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Maybe some chick name Katie thought "Hey, let's fuck with a bunch of video game loving message board people" and set up this elaborate scheme.

And she's actually stalking the guy.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
I BELIEVE MUTANT CARROTS ARE INVOLVED.

Big green ones.

AND THIS PERSON.



Man? Woman? HOW COULD WE KNOW?

...

Shit! He's knows we're onto him!
 
[quote name='MillerTime2523']Someone should PM Trakan asking if he knows anything about it[/QUOTE]
The IPs of his and k8's matched.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Don't you dare bring Marvin in to this, sir.[/QUOTE]

THEN I ACCUSE THIS MAN:

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Oh ye gods!
 
[quote name='zewone']The IPs of his and k8's matched.[/QUOTE]
Haha, that's awesome. I was totally pulling that out of my ass too when I first posted it. It wasn't until after I posted it that I started convincing myself that it might actually be true.
 
In all honesty, I wonder of the DJ K8E account was always (If it even really is now) a guy posing as a gal, or if it somehow switched hands at one point.
 
Do you even have to ask?

Cut out all the bullshit though, and give us the juiciest bits.

edit: and mscott actually being K8E is fantastic.
 
[quote name='zewone']The IPs of his and k8's matched.[/QUOTE]

I didn't think this thread was all that special to begin with, but this. THIS.

This is the money.

I don't know who you are, kid, where you come from, what you do, or anything about you. I've never met you, and, in all likely-hood, will never meet you. In all honesty, I couldn't give two shits about you- but for some strange reason, I want you to die. I want you to sign on after your ban, read this post, and I want you to kill yourself.

Slit your wrists, hang yourself, piss off one of the popular kids on the football team. Whatever you do, do it, and do it lavishly. Maybe then the world would finally understand the unbearable plight of a Middle American suburbian, and there'd be one less pudgy-fingered mascara-lovin' poetry-writin' fuck-stick to buy all the hip gel before I get to the store.

I'm just kidding, man.
I don't use gel.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I hated K8E from day one, and to find out it's a chubby-cheeked pillsbury doughboy lookin' indie rock motherfucker, that pleases me immensely.

Let there be one less tasteless pretentious music asshole on CAG - at least SneakyPenguin listens to underground shit; K8E was all the quintessence of fuckin' tastelessness, IMO.
[/QUOTE]

What about "Oops! I Did It Again"? He's not pretentious but has awful taste in music.
 
This is a long post

Here is the real exchange:


FartBubble420 (4:01:25 AM): whats you name?
DJ K8E (4:01:38 AM): My name's Katie, who's this?
FartBubble420 (4:01:49 AM): Rex.
FartBubble420 (4:03:04 AM): Do you like The office
DJ K8E (4:03:19 AM): What's that?
FartBubble420 (4:03:25 AM): the tv show
DJ K8E (4:03:33 AM): Oh, I heard something about that.
DJ K8E (4:03:47 AM): Isn't it British?
FartBubble420 (4:04:01 AM): the orginal is but there is a us version
DJ K8E (4:04:11 AM): Oh, cool.
FartBubble420 (4:04:12 AM): do you like videogames?
DJ K8E (4:04:25 AM): You're the second person to ask that tonight.
FartBubble420 (4:04:36 AM): oh yeah?
DJ K8E (4:04:41 AM): Yeah.
DJ K8E (4:05:06 AM): Some other guy asked me that.
FartBubble420 (4:06:17 AM): so where are you from?
DJ K8E (4:06:30 AM): I'm from Illinois.
FartBubble420 (4:07:06 AM): ah, have you ever checked out the site www.cheapassgamer.com ? Its a kick ass site
DJ K8E (4:07:42 AM): Oh, for videogames?
FartBubble420 (4:07:47 AM): yeah
DJ K8E (4:08:01 AM): No, I don't play many videogames.
FartBubble420 (4:10:15 AM): soooo are you like some fruit that likes to pretend to be a girl that writes songs called "I Wish I Was A Girl"?
DJ K8E (4:10:46 AM): Um, huh?
DJ K8E (4:11:04 AM): I'm confused.
DJ K8E (4:11:26 AM): Is it national confuse me night?
FartBubble420 (4:11:28 AM): cut the shit the311saint, i know who you are
DJ K8E (4:11:52 AM): How do you know AJ?
FartBubble420 (4:12:03 AM): aj?
DJ K8E (4:12:16 AM): Yeah, that screen name, this guy I know named AJ.
DJ K8E (4:12:26 AM): That's his.
FartBubble420 (4:12:31 AM): really?
DJ K8E (4:12:38 AM): Yeah.
FartBubble420 (4:12:58 AM): that tard is posing as you on www.cheapassgamer.com
DJ K8E (4:13:10 AM): The last guy talked about him too.
FartBubble420 (4:13:22 AM): oh yeah?
DJ K8E (4:13:28 AM): Yep.
DJ K8E (4:13:42 AM): Posing as me?
DJ K8E (4:14:11 AM): That's odd.
FartBubble420 (4:14:25 AM): yeah, he has his nick as DJ K8E and he's posing as a girl
FartBubble420 (4:14:59 AM): do you know who this is http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cbd9zg3.jpg ?
DJ K8E (4:15:21 AM): Never seen her before.
FartBubble420 (4:16:04 AM): he said he was a bi girl and he was dating her
DJ K8E (4:16:34 AM): Hmmm...
DJ K8E (4:16:44 AM): Maybe he's getting worse.
FartBubble420 (4:16:57 AM): what do you mean?
DJ K8E (4:17:36 AM): Well, he has a lot of mental illnesses.
FartBubble420 (4:17:45 AM): what kinds?
DJ K8E (4:17:57 AM): Maybe he's turned schizophrenic now.
FartBubble420 (4:18:05 AM): lol
DJ K8E (4:18:21 AM): I don't know what all there is.
DJ K8E (4:18:35 AM): But he has a lot of them. That's what I've been told.
FartBubble420 (4:18:54 AM): here is the thread where we found out about the fake http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126770
FartBubble420 (4:19:31 AM): and here is the thread that he posted the pic of his "girl friend" http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126474
DJ K8E (4:20:06 AM): Oh, so that's what everybodys talking to me about.
FartBubble420 (4:20:14 AM): yep
DJ K8E (4:20:31 AM): I was wondering.
DJ K8E (4:20:56 AM): Oh my.
FartBubble420 (4:21:43 AM): kind of fucked up, no?
DJ K8E (4:22:06 AM): Well, he does have problems.
FartBubble420 (4:22:30 AM): he said shit about killing himself
DJ K8E (4:22:44 AM): Oh no, really?
FartBubble420 (4:22:53 AM): yeah
DJ K8E (4:23:19 AM): Oh no, I better call his parents.
FartBubble420 (4:23:24 AM): the funny thing is that he created a new profile and outed himself
DJ K8E (4:25:36 AM): Yeah, he may have gone fully schizo by now.
DJ K8E (4:25:46 AM): Last time I talked to him he was hearing voices.
FartBubble420 (4:26:06 AM): he's been posing as you since december of 2004
DJ K8E (4:26:57 AM): Oh my, he really must be bad now then.
FartBubble420 (4:27:50 AM): do you know who this is? http://www.megaupload.com/?d=42ZJCOX1
DJ K8E (4:28:12 AM): What's that?
FartBubble420 (4:28:34 AM): a music file he posted claiming to be him as DJ K8E
DJ K8E (4:28:43 AM): Oh.
DJ K8E (4:30:05 AM): His parents don't know where he is.
FartBubble420 (4:30:43 AM): lol so your from Illinois?
DJ K8E (4:30:51 AM): Yeah.
FartBubble420 (4:31:06 AM): Christoper
DJ K8E (4:31:21 AM): No.
DJ K8E (4:31:53 AM): I live in Mount Vernon.
DJ K8E (4:34:46 AM): AJ lived in Christopher up until a few months ago.
FartBubble420 (4:35:00 AM): dude, why don't you come out with it? I know this is the same dumb ass DJ K8E aka msscott62 from www.cheapassgamer.com
DJ K8E (4:35:42 AM): I haven't even been to that site before.
FartBubble420 (4:35:57 AM): so who is Rachelle?
DJ K8E (4:36:02 AM): Rachelle?
DJ K8E (4:36:13 AM): Oh, AJ has talked about her.
DJ K8E (4:36:46 AM): I don't even know if she's real.
DJ K8E (4:37:36 AM): He says he talks to her online, and that she's so much like him.
FartBubble420 (4:38:18 AM): yeah okay
DJ K8E (4:38:20 AM): I think he made her up so he'd have someone to talk to.
FartBubble420 (4:38:37 AM): man your a fucking tard
DJ K8E (4:38:51 AM): Excuse me?
FartBubble420 (4:39:08 AM): Oops! I Did It Again
DJ K8E (4:39:21 AM): Huh?
FartBubble420 (4:40:03 AM): soo why did you post as a girl on that site?
DJ K8E (4:40:22 AM): That wasn't me.
FartBubble420 (4:40:31 AM): sure
DJ K8E (4:40:51 AM): I've never been there before, I'm serious.
FartBubble420 (4:41:18 AM): so is this another personality of this guy?
DJ K8E (4:41:26 AM): No.
DJ K8E (4:42:01 AM): Just someone who knows him.
FartBubble420 (4:42:35 AM): right
DJ K8E (4:43:29 AM): Yeah, that's right.
FartBubble420 (4:45:10 AM): well I hope its a huge spectical when you kill yourself
DJ K8E (4:45:47 AM): I'm not, he might be.
DJ K8E (4:46:02 AM): His parents still can't find him.
DJ K8E (4:46:17 AM): I'm worried now.
FartBubble420 (4:48:42 AM): do you know of a JimmyBullets?
DJ K8E (4:49:21 AM): No. I know a Jim though, that's one of his brothers.
FartBubble420 (4:49:30 AM): oh hyeah?
DJ K8E (4:49:43 AM): Yeah.
FartBubble420 (4:49:56 AM): hmmm
FartBubble420 (4:50:06 AM): do you know a RegalSin?
DJ K8E (4:50:20 AM): Can't say I do.

Here is where I start messing with him

FartBubble420 (4:51:07 AM): so did the carrots put you up to this?
DJ K8E (4:51:25 AM): The carrots?
FartBubble420 (4:51:37 AM): yep......the evil little bastards
DJ K8E (4:52:22 AM): I have no idea what you're talking about.
DJ K8E (4:52:50 AM): Is this AJ?
FartBubble420 (4:53:03 AM): did you know they make your pee smell funny? Its their first step for WORLD DOMINATION
DJ K8E (4:53:46 AM): AJ if this is you, you need to go home, everyone's worried.
FartBubble420 (4:54:37 AM): yesssss, you are talking to yourself........just look into a mirror
DJ K8E (4:55:08 AM): I'm serious, is it's you, you need to go home.
DJ K8E (4:55:37 AM): You can't be out by yourself.
FartBubble420 (4:55:48 AM): where would home be again?
DJ K8E (4:56:19 AM): You don't know where home is?
FartBubble420 (4:56:33 AM): no and I am soo lost
DJ K8E (4:56:36 AM): OK, tell me where you are, I'll call your parents.
FartBubble420 (4:57:00 AM): reach into your asshole and you will find me
DJ K8E (4:57:16 AM): Do you recognize anything?
DJ K8E (4:57:28 AM): A building or something?
FartBubble420 (4:57:34 AM): its soo dark in here
DJ K8E (4:57:51 AM): It's OK, just tell me what you see.
DJ K8E (4:58:19 AM): Can you do that for me?
FartBubble420 (4:58:23 AM): i see a big brown log thats heading torwards the light
DJ K8E (4:58:43 AM): Is it a river?
FartBubble420 (4:59:00 AM): yep a big brown hersey river
DJ K8E (4:59:22 AM): Are you by the river?
FartBubble420 (4:59:42 AM): yes....its soo cold outside
DJ K8E (4:59:57 AM): OK can you tell me anything else AJ?
FartBubble420 (5:00:14 AM): yes
FartBubble420 (5:00:25 AM): I am a little tea pot, short and stout
DJ K8E (5:01:09 AM): OK I'm gonna tell your parents to call the police. Stay where you are.
FartBubble420 (5:01:22 AM): yeah will do
DJ K8E (5:02:10 AM): Do you need me to stay on here to talk to you?
FartBubble420 (5:02:40 AM): that would be nice, just for a few more minutes
DJ K8E (5:03:09 AM): OK, AJ, just calm down, there are going to be people coming to find you soon.
FartBubble420 (5:03:12 AM): sooo what are you wearing?
DJ K8E (5:04:12 AM): That's not important, we just need you to stay where you are OK?
FartBubble420 (5:04:35 AM): would you like to jerk me off? maybe make with the sucky sucky?
DJ K8E (5:06:47 AM): Stay focused, just keep yourself warm.
FartBubble420 (5:06:48 AM): well I have to go for now, the bad man wants to rape me in the billiards room with the candle stick
FartBubble420 (5:07:07 AM): bye bye
DJ K8E (5:07:18 AM): Help's coming AJ!

sorry for the length
 
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