The other day the SUNSHINE came in though THE BEDROOM WINDOW. I got up took a shower and had BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS. She's my girlfriend. I drove us to school. I thought it would be nice to not go to school, have a day like FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF. MY GIRL said, no.
Well, I got to my class late and it seemed like THE FACULTY was after me. Soon the day was was almost over. I was in the last class of the day. I forgot my homework and got humiliated in class by MR. WOODCOCK, I got into my car after school and drove 2 FAST AND FURIOUS-ly home to my XBOX 360. I felt hungry. I thought it would be wise to eat a GOOD BURGER before jumping on to Xbox Live.
While waiting in the lobby in Call of Duty 4, I started to chat with some GOODFELLAS. They were foreigners. They were swell guys who belonged to a clan that used these LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA, I guess it could have been Japanese or Chinese letters. We played several team death match games. We kept getting pwned by some guy with the gamertag: UNFORGIVEN_101. I swear he killed my like 300 times in a row. He told kept making fun of us and said it was like shooting at some kind of "MARCH OF THE PENGUINS." He must have been European, because I corrected him and told him the correct saying is, "line up your ducks all in a row." He said, "Yes, yes...forgive me...my BROKEN ENGLISH." I said no problem, and that my SPANGLISH was not any good either. I guess things get LOST IN TRANSLATION when playing with people around the world.