[quote name='Warner1281']Wanders into Wombat headquarters... ummmmm, excuse me guys. Yeah, I've got an announcement! HEY SHUT UP, I'M TALKING!
I have strapped my little ferret with 10 tons of explosives! If anyone comes near me I will let him roam free until he burrows into your couches and then...
*KABOOM!*
Do not try to defuse the bomb as it will only explode in your face. Do not try to pet the ferret, as he is allergic to wombats and will explode. Do not try to feed him as he has already been fed

. If the revolution continues, there will be many more like me who are willing to bring this to an end by any means necessary.
Wombat, Scobie, and everyone else who is in "support" of this futile war, I demand an apology to CAG and Cheapy and the removal of ALL bandanas. You have 48 hours...[/quote]
-Sneaks up behind the CAG agent, and snaps his neck, then shoots the ferret.- Didn't say anything about
killing the little rat bastard, did ya?
Situation defused.
