Father-daughter dance with an ignorant man-child (OTT)

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Wait. That doesn't even make any sense. The continuity is all off. The dog piss stains are at your house... Not mine... :whistle2:k

Oh, well. You get the idea.
 
[quote name='Brak']No. I did tell her to clean up the dog piss stains, though.[/QUOTE]

Not till you scrub the cat pizzle spray from the walls of your studio apartment. :cool:
 
[quote name='Brak']I just told that joke, Temporaryscars. #-o[/QUOTE]

You missed the subtle joke. He lives in a house, you live in a studio apartment.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Isn't the reason that you never played any MGS because you were physically incapable of using a Dual Shock at any point in the past ten years?[/QUOTE]

That's a stretch.

MGS just seemed to complicated to me, like there's too much to do with the controls that it just becomes a hassle. Same goes for Splinter Cell the first time I played it, but I really enjoyed those games.
 
You know how some people smell like their laundry detergent? I've secretly imagined Temporaryscars smelling like patchouli oil, ever since he posted that picture of his decrepit DVD shelf.

It looked like how patchouli smells.

God. I'd love to see that photograph again...
 
Did anyone just see that stat on the WS game? They said Utley is the only other lefty to hit 2 HR in a game off of a lefty pitcher aside from Babe Ruth. I don't know who the fuck comes up with this sort of info, but that's pretty interesting.
 
[quote name='Brak']You know how some people smell like their laundry detergent? I've secretly imagined Temporaryscars smelling like patchouli oil, ever since he posted that picture of his decrepit DVD shelf.

It looked like how patchouli smells.

God. I'd love to see that photograph again...[/QUOTE]

Here you go.

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Post the one before you got the wedding dowry, you piece-a shit. The one that has Zombie on it.
 
Oh, you fucking son of a bitch.

*pounds Moxio's fist on my boss' desk*

POST THE ONE WITH THE SHELF MADE OF SHITTY BOARDS AND NAILS, RIDDLED IN VARIOUS SHITTY ZOMBIE MOVIES.
 
There's wasn't a back on the other one! Just wall, with a bunch of sick mystery spatters all over it!
 
Aspergers; for not being able to decipher intentional absurdity.

GODDAMN!!! I'm awesome at this diagnosing thing.
 
Cliff Lee almost looks like a kid out there. Its rather amusing given the fact its against the highest scoring team in the MLB. Wonder if he pitches a complete game tonight.
 
I hope they let Lee go into the 9th so he can pitch a CG shutout. I don't even like baseball, but I know enough to hate the Yankees.
 
Is this it?


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You threw me off because I used that bookshelf to hold my DVDs in college, and I didn't own Zombie in college.

Anyway, my dad made me that bookshelf, so shut up. :\
 
Alright. That kept me from falling asleep.

Now, I'm going to try not to fall asleep while driving home.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I hope they let Lee go into the 9th so he can pitch a CG shutout. I don't even like baseball, but I know enough to hate the Yankees.[/QUOTE]

:applause::applause::applause:

Three Cheers my Good Man.

I hate Tim McCarver though. And its funny they are whoring DJ Hero.
 
Awesome stuffed wubb and Halo paperbacks.

Chicken Soup for the Soul? ... Damn.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I hope they let Lee go into the 9th so he can pitch a CG shutout. I don't even like baseball, but I know enough to hate the Yankees.[/QUOTE]

nice.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Is this it?


You threw me off because I used that bookshelf to hold my DVDs in college, and I didn't own Zombie in college.

Anyway, my dad made me that bookshelf, so shut up. :\[/QUOTE]

What the hell is the plush thing on the top shelf?
 
I have that plush party monster thing somewhere in my closet. My brother gave it to me one year on my birthday. It was just that wrapped up in tissue paper. He said, "Wait, was there a gift card in there? ...Shit. I'll mail it to you."
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I have that plush party monster thing somewhere in my closet. My brother gave it to me one year on my birthday. It was just that wrapped up in tissue paper. He said, "Wait, was there a gift card in there? ...Shit. I'll mail it to you."[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my mother in law got it for me for my birthday a few years back.
 
[quote name='Brak']Alright. That kept me from falling asleep.

Now, I'm going to try not to fall asleep while driving home.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of falling asleep while driving, my wife did it today. She's told me she has done it before, while stopped but I have never been in the car before. Well today I was. She went off the road and hit the strips on the side of the road that let you know you are off the road, name escapes me right now. Well I wasn't aware she fell asleep, due to studying for my Business Law exam. So I freak the fuck out when I hear that sound and we're half in the lane and half in the shoulder. If not for the strips on the side of the road, we'd probably have been in a ditch or overturned. Scary shit. Just glad she wasn't by herself with our 3 month old.

Probably should have prefaced all of that with the fact that she is narcoleptic and naturally feeding our daughter, so she can't take ritalin to keep her from having narcoleptic episodes.
 
[quote name='rabbitt']Don't go?[/QUOTE]

I won't be going back. The shit absolutely blew my mind. Dude is up their preaching to all the kids, and every single goddamn one of them was either texting, talking, or being an idiot. These are same fucking kids that walk around like they're fucking disciples. Guy preached a shit sermon too.
 
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