Father-daughter dance with an ignorant man-child (OTT)

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On second thought, I could go for a 4 or 5 run inning for the Yankees. Just to make it interesting.

DP, baptist churches are crazy. Not like any other denomination will keep you interested. You might as well stick with the most over the top one there is.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']I won't be going back. The shit absolutely blew my mind. Dude is up their preaching to all the kids, and every single goddamn one of them was either texting, talking, or being an idiot. These are same fucking kids that walk around like they're fucking disciples. Guy preached a shit sermon too.[/QUOTE]
The correct definition of irony confuses me, but is this it? Foul-mouthed blasphemous tirade about going to church?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']The correct definition of irony confuses me, but is this it? Foul-mouthed blasphemous tirade about going to church?[/QUOTE]

Doesn't that cover about 60% of the people that go to any form of church?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I think that's the key right there.

I need to study under tfn and his to-the-point posts. maybe if english was my second language I'd be as good at it as he is.

EDIT: hey, got a google voice invite. soopa cool.[/QUOTE]

god damm you're on a roll tonight. you should hang around here more often.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']Your gf is going to be p-i-s-t pist when your buddy cancels and you're like, "hey, guess what, i'm not going to PR, we can do that thing and have sex afterwards."[/QUOTE]

*head pops up* sex? did someone say sex?

[quote name='Wolve11']its cut throat in this bitch..... just like the good old times.....[/QUOTE]

[quote name='corrosivefrost']:edge of my seat:

:popcorn:[/QUOTE]

this.

[quote name='craven_fiend']Speaking of falling asleep while driving, my wife did it today. She's told me she has done it before, while stopped but I have never been in the car before. Well today I was. She went off the road and hit the strips on the side of the road that let you know you are off the road, name escapes me right now. Well I wasn't aware she fell asleep, due to studying for my Business Law exam. So I freak the fuck out when I hear that sound and we're half in the lane and half in the shoulder. If not for the strips on the side of the road, we'd probably have been in a ditch or overturned. Scary shit. Just glad she wasn't by herself with our 3 month old.

Probably should have prefaced all of that with the fact that she is narcoleptic and naturally feeding our daughter, so she can't take ritalin to keep her from having narcoleptic episodes.[/QUOTE]

wtf? where did you come from and why don't you go back.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Don't listen to her Craven, I like having you here.[/QUOTE]

you're full of it

you just like to instigate
 
Let's not go around acting like Craven Fiend is JJ or DarthPuma. He may now be a married gamer, but at one point he was an alright guy. I will vouch for him.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Don't listen to her Craven, I like having you here.[/QUOTE]

I play nice with everyone, so no big deal.

But my post was rather weird, but it was related to Brak's departure about not falling asleep while driving. Which reminded me about my wife driving this afternoon.

Random? Somewhat.
Unwanted? Possibly.
Leaving? Ehh....
Fun times? Yes
 
[quote name='Trakan']Where's that cock$$$ Ugamer?

He should sign on AIM.[/QUOTE]

Crying in a corner somewhere about the Yankees getting owned.

[quote name='CaseyRyback']Let's not go around acting like Craven Fiend is JJ or DarthPuma. He may now be a married gamer, but at one point he was an alright guy. I will vouch for him.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the ringing endorsement Casey. I do miss the good ol' gaming days. Now I need to find a decent Live deal and get Gold back.

Well that and the kids are a damper on the gaming, but they are a priority. Hell, who knows, before long my son (just turned 2) will probably be kicking my ass on games.
 
just read a story on a site I frequent about some guying opening up an xbox 360 and finding it infested with dead and live roaches. Absolutely disgusting.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Let's not go around acting like Craven Fiend is JJ or DarthPuma. He may now be a married gamer, but at one point he was an alright guy. I will vouch for him.[/QUOTE]

[quote name='craven_fiend']I play nice with everyone, so no big deal.

But my post was rather weird, but it was related to Brak's departure about not falling asleep while driving. Which reminded me about my wife driving this afternoon.

Random? Somewhat.
Unwanted? Possibly.
Leaving? Ehh....
Fun times? Yes[/QUOTE]

i apologize. i'll let you stay ;)
 
Hey, if the World Series goes 6 or 7 games I'll be able to watch Philly burn the city to the ground up close. Because millions of dollars in structural damage is how you celebrate a championship win or cope with a loss to the Yankees.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']just read a story on a site I frequent about some guying opening up an xbox 360 and finding it infested with dead and live roaches. Absolutely disgusting.[/QUOTE]
I remember reading one of those stories about a dude who opened up a dead OG Xbox to find a lizard fried in the power supply.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Let's not go around acting like Craven Fiend is JJ or DarthPuma. He may now be a married gamer, but at one point he was an alright guy. I will vouch for him.[/QUOTE]

You never put my name over LP's like that, jackass. Either put all three of us or leave me the fuck out.
 
[quote name='Wolve11']I miss the good old days of catching Casey in a glitter surprise.[/QUOTE]

I hope you're planning something like that again.

DarthPuma actually has a point. Casey, edit your post.
 
[quote name='craven_fiend']Crying in a corner somewhere about the Yankees getting owned.

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Watch it mang, I won't vouch for you like Casey has.

And my word is like gold around here. fucking gold.
 
[quote name='Chika']i apologize. i'll let you stay ;)[/QUOTE]

Good deal. Always good to be on a women's good side. The bad side is definitely the worst side, I speak from recent experience. And I was completely at fault.

[quote name='mykevermin']Hey, if the World Series goes 6 or 7 games I'll be able to watch Philly burn the city to the ground up close. Because millions of dollars in structural damage is how you celebrate a championship win or cope with a loss to the Yankees.[/QUOTE]

It's only fitting for the city with the worst nickname that generally doesn't suit it well. Seriously, "The City of Brotherly Love", for christsakes the booed Santa Clause and cheered Michael Irving, I think, getting a head injury.

[quote name='Ugamer_X']Watch it mang, I won't vouch for you like Casey has.

And my word is like gold around here. fucking gold.[/QUOTE]

Was hoping you returned. Yeah, I know.

Well in all fairness, the Yankees are in the Series. While the Red Sox are golfing somewhere and trying to come up with a game plan for next year. And the Reds, well the Reds have Dusty Baker for a manager. Thats enough to wish for 2011 for that team, he'll be gone then if not sooner.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Hey, if the World Series goes 6 or 7 games I'll be able to watch Philly burn the city to the ground up close. Because millions of dollars in structural damage is how you celebrate a championship win or cope with a loss to the Yankees.[/QUOTE]

Back in the day I went to the ALCS playoffs NYY vs the bo'sox at Yankee Stadium with my best friend who is from beantown. He was dumb enough to wear a Redsox jersey to the game. Needless to say, Yankees won. On the walk back crosstown, I made him stop at a bodega and buy a rain poncho to put over his jersey because the kids on the block were driving around hanging out the windows of their SUV's with baseball bats
 
[quote name='Trakan']I hope you're planning something like that again.

DarthPuma actually has a point. Casey, edit your post.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='craven_fiend']
It's only fitting for the city with the worst nickname that generally doesn't suit it well. Seriously, "The City of Brotherly Love", for christsakes the booed Santa Clause and cheered Michael Irving, I think, getting a head injury.
[/QUOTE]

How can you not love that Philly booed Santa?
 
[quote name='craven_fiend']Good deal. Always good to be on a women's good side. The bad side is definitely the worst side, I speak from recent experience. And I was completely at fault.[/QUOTE]

It seems you haven't learned that men are *always* at fault.
 
Ugamer is probably sitting at home trying to soften the pain by eating expired Teddy Grahams from 2007 like the ones he mailed me when I won his competition.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']How can you not love that Philly booed Santa?[/QUOTE]

More so the Brotherly Love aspect then Santa specifically.

[quote name='Chika']It seems you haven't learned that men are *always* at fault.[/QUOTE]

Never will. Most of the time, yes I get in my own way. Always, not so much.
 
wolve, I talked to my boy today, and they flipped the whole game on him.

Instead of going to Afghanistan, they're sending his ass to Cuba. Sucks to be him.
 
[quote name='zewone']wolve, I talked to my boy today, and they flipped the whole game on him.

Instead of going to Afghanistan, they're sending his ass to Cuba. Sucks to be him.[/QUOTE]

Hell, if he is a cigar guy, not so bad.....
 
I was going to play some Uncharted co-op with Trakan and U, but my girlfriend called me saying she bought me some Arrogant Bastards. A fun night awaits me.
 
woah......Cuba? At least the girls there are hotter....

Strange that they did that, but definitely not unheard of. My buddy was supposed to go to like a super secret squirrel unit (think Delta Force) in Afghanistan but once he got there they told him his clearance wasn't high enough and now he's here with me in Iraq. Sucks though because they didn't clarify the clearance thing until he got there.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']You never put my name over LP's like that, jackass. Either put all three of us or leave me the fuck out.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I don't know why, but I found that really funny.

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Frosty, your user name/profile box is messing with my OCD.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']:rofl:

I don't know why, but I found that really funny.

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Frosty, your user name/profile box is messing with my OCD.[/QUOTE]

it's been like that for a while, where have you been?
 
PHILADELPHIA -- A lawyer for a Philadelphia woman charged with offering sex for World Series tickets says she is "a nice lady overcome with Phillies fever."

:lol:
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I think I'm going to get my little brother some boxing gloves. I think it's time he learned how to throw a punch.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Craven, when you're the OTT's #1 most popular guy, remember who stood up for ya, your old friend temp.[/QUOTE]

If that day comes, I'll keep it in mind. For now, I'm wondering what took me so long to come to the dark side....err the OTT.


[quote name='Chika']alrighty OTT, gnight![/QUOTE]

Night Chika
 
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