I see a woman on the street, she's lookin' pretty fine,
"Twenty dollars, twenty minutes, you'll come on time."
We head up to my apartment, it's number three oh nine,
See the door is cracked open, I peek in past the sign,
Phrostbye banging a ho on my couch, I almost went blind,
He says "Sup bro, let myself in, hope you don't mind."
"I borrowed your lube and buttplug, and drank all your wine."
I say "Bro, you're misunderstanding, that shit's not mine."
"Last one night stand, your sis left it behind."
"Oh, that's why it smelled like a stale pork rind."