Fair warning to everyone: you might get the love doctor when you call to cancel. I should mention that the first thing this guy said when he picked up was "You know, the past two guys just hung up when I picked up the phone, whats up with that?" This should have been a sign that I too should have hung up.
After confirming that my Wii points card will be shipping soon, I called and sat on the line for about 2 minutes before the love doctor picked up and wanted to know where I live, and how it is where I live. (Warning, heavy paraphrasing ahead, this actually went alot longer) I say it's pretty cold right now, not a fun day, and the good doctor told me that maybe I should take a trip down to Miami, where the ladies are nice and the weather is right. I say "sounds great, but about my account... I dont think this stuff is for me, so I'd like to cancel." "You see man, why would you go on and do a thing like that? Here's what you should do... keep on with it, and you don't have to do this as a dating thing. Sometimes you just need to take it as a step-by-step thing and maybe start out making friends. You don't have to take it to that level right away, just make friends and see how it goes from there. Go to bars, if you're into that sort of thing, meet some friends, and say "Hey, let's just have some fun". You know, you just gotta give it the ol' college try, and I remember back in the day, I tried alot when I was in college. Go to bars every night, man, it was fun. So how about it? I'll send you a confirmation e-mail right now, extending your trial to January 8, and you know man, give it a shot. Post your picture up, cause that makes things happen. Go into the chats, those ladies know what they're doing, know what they want. And just have fun, man. So what do you say?"
I should have just said that I signed up just for the Wii card.