GGT 101: Intro Thuganomics with Professor HankyCranky

[Chacrana]

hey, why is linkpwns alive.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns, go to gay$$$z.net

 

[CaptainJoel]

[quote name='Chacrana']69 posts.

69 times linkpwns 69ed his 69 year old grandma.

She had 'em young cuz she's a trollop[/QUOTE]
My grandma's only 58.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='CaptainJoel']My grandma's only 58. [/QUOTE]

linkpwns ed her cuz he's a grandma er.

 

[icebeast]

I'd rather get all the achievements in Sonic 2006 than hang with lnkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

I'd rather play with Sonic's chaos emeralds than hang with linkpwns.

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='icebeast']I'd rather get all the achievements in Sonic 2006 than hang with lnkpwns.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather play a copy of FFXIII for the 360 than think about hanging with linkpwns.

 

[hankmecrankme]

I'd rather play Shadow the Hedgehog for a week straight than hang out with linkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

So would I.

Because I like FFXIII

and think linkpwns is about as cool as a big dump taken in a port o potty.

 

[Chacrana]

I burped. It smelled better than linkpwns.

 

[ihadFG]

I'd rather watch the cutscene compilation feature in Metroid Other M than hang out with linkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns would play that game if the subtitle was Other Man.

 

[icebeast]

[quote name='hankmecrankme']I'd rather play Shadow the Hedgehog for a week straight than hang out with linkpwns.[/QUOTE]

I'd rather hang with these guys:

Spoiler

 

[distgfx]

I'd rather replay the Dragon Age 2 demo than read one of linkpwns' posts.

 

[Chacrana]

Wow, that's pretty bad. I'd rather rebuy Far Cry 2 than have anything to do with linkpwns.

 

[ihadFG]

I'd rather play nothing but Sonic 2006 for the rest of my life than even meet linkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

he's an idiot.

Who?

linkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns: "I like your shoes."

me: "I like your bare feet, you broke piece of shit."

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='Chacrana']linkpwns: "I like your shoes."

me: "I like your bare feet, you broke piece of shit."[/QUOTE]

This is a lie, you can never like anything related to linkpwns.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns? more like linkBONES wild rats

 

[Chacrana]

it was sarcastic.

I HATE HIS FEET

 

[distgfx]

Linkpwns is a joke.

A bad joke that not even a 57 year old pedo clown would tell.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='chacrana']it was sarcastic.

I hate his feet[/quote]

I hate his entire being

 

[icebeast]

I'd sooner hang with this guy than linkpwns:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze4cbj8_IKY&feature=related

 

[Chacrana]

If all of humanity died, linkpwns would still be alive. He's a cockroach.

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='Chacrana']If all of humanity died, linkpwns would still be alive. He's a cockroach.[/QUOTE]

Who would be squished by a rock.

 

[Chacrana]

hopefully immediately.

 

[Chacrana]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9ODLy2wRU&feature=related

This is classier than linkpwns, and he KIDNAPPED THAT GIRL.

 

[Chacrana]

i want to punch linkpwns' lights out.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']i want to punch linkpwns' lights out.[/QUOTE]

you wouldn't even have to punch him due to how weak he is.

 

[Chacrana]

I'm going to cut off linkpwns' face and wear it as a loincloth, with my dick hanging out of his mouth.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns lost the tutorial stage of every game he has ever played

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='ihadFG']linkpwns lost the tutorial stage of every game he has ever played[/QUOTE]

This would be true if he could afford to play any of them.

 

[Chacrana]

including the game of life?

 

[distgfx]

[quote name='Chacrana']including the game of life?[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately, he was able to play that one, because there were no other sperm in his dad's lifeless nutsack.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns would be worth more melted into a lump than as a person.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='distgfx']This would be true if he could afford to play any of them.[/QUOTE]

True. Even Walmart won't let him in to play the demo kiosks. They said he lacked the class of all their other customers.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='ihadFG']True. Even Walmart won't let him in to play the demo kiosks. They said he lacked the class of all their other customers.[/QUOTE]

He has less class than Jesse Jackson.

 

[ihadFG]

[quote name='Chacrana']linkpwns would be worth more melted into a lump than as a person.[/QUOTE]

That would imply that there was any worth in him in any form, which is simply not true.

 

[Chacrana]

[quote name='ihadFG']That would imply that there was any worth in him in any form, which is simply not true.[/QUOTE]

He's worth less negative money.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns is a war against good.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns makes Glenn Beck look like a reasonable, intelligent individual.

 

[Chacrana]

linkpwns makes Jesse Jackson look like a legitimate human being.

 

[Chacrana]

The only thing more disgusting than linkpwns' shit-encrusted asshole is the rest of him.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns makes the illegitimate child of Jesse Jackson and Sarah Palin look good.

 

[Chacrana]

I sniffed Al Sharpton's asshole, then I looked at linkpwns' face.

I went back for another whiff.

 

[Chacrana]

I've licked jizz off of toilet seats that smelled better than linkpwns.

 

[Chacrana]

I would rather suck the herpes out of an old black man's dick than allow myself to acknowledge linkpwns' existence.

 

[Chacrana]

It needs to be reiterated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9ODLy2wRU&feature=related

This is better than linkpwns.

 

[ihadFG]

linkpwns who?