[quote name='manthing']Paging TheManicKneejerk:
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/114/1141610p3.html[/QUOTE]
Quality:
PS3:
+ Is heavy
+ Heats up my room
+ Has 4 USB ports on the front
+ Non-proprietary accessories
- Doesn't make me a sandwich
- Gets dusty
- Just sits there
360:
+ Heats up my room
+ Is loud
+ Destroys games I hate by tilting it
+ Lets me yell at my friends simultaneously in a party
+ Charges me for online
- Makes me buy expensive ass shit
- Uses resurrection every few months
- Won't listen to me when I yell at it
Wii:
+ Shuts up most people
+ Forces you to buy a new TV when it breaks
+ Has the only good Sonic game in a long time
+ Doesn't take up much space so I don't have to put it away
- Mocks me with a red light
- I have to shove accessories up the wiimote's ass
- Won't print money
Brick:
+ Is heavier than a PS3
+ Hurts people more than the others
+ Is fun to throw around
+ Is BC with every game in existence
+ Has no controllers
+ Has no other accessories
+ Can keep it in the closet
+ No plugs
- Can't make me a sandwich
Winner - Brick.