GGT 96 wants pics of JSP's gf!

[quote name='j-cart']Matthew Vaughn directed First Class. I was skeptical with the title, but after Kick-Ass, Vaughn has my full confidence.[/QUOTE] I enjoyed Kick-Ass except for the liberties they took from the comic.


[quote name='j-cart']But Nick Cage was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good in it.


/edit: He also directed Layer Cake and Stardust.[/QUOTE]
Nic Cage was fantastic in it. Liked Layer Cake, never seen Stardust.

The stuff they've released about First Class, it's really looking like Wolverine: Origins 2. Emma Frost is a part of Xavier's first class of X-Men with Havok? Before Scott's born? What? The? fuck? Havok is Scotts dad in the first draft?

I like that they're destroying Will. i. Am being Nightcrawler's dad in it, though.
 
[quote name='j-cart']Wolverine: Origins does not exist.

Stardust was based on Neil Gaiman's novel of the same name. Fun fantasy movie.[/QUOTE] Ohhh, I know what you're talking about! I almost went and saw that in theatres, but didn't and totally forgot about seeing it when it came to dvd.

[quote name='distgfx']Joel, serious question, has every girl you have ever dated been your fiance at one point?[/QUOTE]
Before I answer, what does everyone consider the difference between "just seeing" or dating?

I mean, I've made out with chicks I was "just seeing" and I've seen most of them for a looooong time, we just weren't exclusive most of the time. Does exclusivity mean dating?

I'm going to guess it does. If so, then all but one.

And Frosty, I don't think he's picking on me. My mom's asked me the same thing before.
 
[quote name='j-cart']Wolverine: Origins does not exist.
[/QUOTE]

I really enjoyed the game, surprisingly enough. :bouncy:

I'm taking first class as more of just as a single movie, not dealing with the other movies/comics continuity. I'd rather they just let marvel take the franchise back for movie rights, but whatever.

I'm most excited for
transformers
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Before I answer, what does everyone consider the difference between "just seeing" or dating?

I mean, I've made out with chicks I was "just seeing" and I've seen most of them for a looooong time, we just weren't exclusive most of the time. Does exclusivity mean dating?

I'm going to guess it does. If so, then all but one.

And Frosty, I don't think he's picking on me. My mom's asked me the same thing before.[/QUOTE]

You were macking with several chicks at once? Is "just seeing" your definition of treating women like sex objects and being able to mess around with several without being tied down? If so, that's pretty fucked up, Joel.
 
women are objects.

That is my analysis.

Please note, I'm not calling myself an object or a woman, as I am not either. Nice attempt at making me look bad.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']women are objects.

That is my analysis.

Please note, I'm not calling myself an object or a woman, as I am not either. Nice attempt at making me look bad.[/QUOTE]

I'm just laying down some real talk is all.
 
[quote name='distgfx']You were macking with several chicks at once? Is "just seeing" your definition of treating women like sex objects and being able to mess around with several without being tied down? If so, that's pretty fucked up, Joel.[/QUOTE]
What? No, I've been done like that before and would never do it to someone else. Only time I was single and macked on multiple women at once was make-out parties (did anyone else's school have those?) or three-way chickenshit. Also, I totally asked like three chicks I made out with to marry me and then never saw them again except around the local mall. I was more or less asking to see if they counted as dates.

Okay, so let me break it down into Spider-Man terms. I had a Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant, and Mary Jane at all times in high school. Does that make me a bad person that at least three girls were always wanting to date me (whether or not I was in a relationship with someone else) if I never took advantage of it?

Anyways, I love everyone.

And everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPwOOK4nEM
 
[quote name='Chibi_Kaji']Messed around with my 3DS for 20 minutes or so and didn't really have much a of problem with the 3D.[/QUOTE]That is my main concern about the 3DS, whether I get the 3D effects. While kind of trying it at Target, I could not see it.

My main issue is that one of my eyes definitely dominates the other, because both my two eyes are quite different with one being more worse than the other. I must wear my glasses at all times (even if my eye sight is not beyond bad) to keep a balance and see more clearly. I heard about some who wear glasses having issues, so that does worry me a little. I can't easily take them off for a period of time since I'll get a massive headache. Regardless, we'll see how it goes.

I'm honestly still much more excited over an NGP (because I am a big PlayStation fan afterall with the PSP being my favorite handheld ever, along with there being trophies which I'm addicted to), but I still really want a 3DS too.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Real Talk.

I have pizza and Dew.

Then Imma play Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2.[/QUOTE]

stream? I want to be a part of this Sigma 2 session
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Okay, so let me break it down into Spider-Man terms. I had a Gwen Stacy, Betty Brant, and Mary Jane at all times in high school. Does that make me a bad person that at least three girls were always wanting to date me (whether or not I was in a relationship with someone else) if I never took advantage of it?[/QUOTE]

No, it makes you a good person if you did nothing. It only makes you a bad person if you did something. :cool:
 
[quote name='distgfx']No, it makes you a good person if you did nothing. It only makes you a bad person if you did something. :cool:[/QUOTE]
Okay, good. :D

Real Talk, though.

Makeout parties are fucking GREAT.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Okay, good. :D

Real Talk, though.

Makeout parties are fucking GREAT.[/QUOTE]

Macking with god knows how many people under one roof in one night? Man, you're easier to hook up with than a $2 hooker. At least I don't have to reach into my wallet to get you.

EDIT: So uh... you ever have a homosexual experience at one of those parties? Don't worry, it's just between the GGT and everybody who comes into here.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Macking with god knows how many people under one roof in one night? Man, you're easier to hook up with than a $2 hooker. At least I don't have to reach into my wallet to get you.[/QUOTE]
Not people.

Women.

No, that's not me saying women are objects, just saying that outside of a couple of seriously gay moments where guys came onto me, I've only madeout with chicks.

And if you're in a circle of people and the party giver is like, "MAKEOUT PARTY! PAIR UP!" and a hot chick comes up to you and starts kissing you, what would you do?

Also, I didn't lose my virginity till Senior year and most of the times women broke up with me were because I wouldn't do it.

Edit: Maybe more than two gay moments.
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']My main issue is that one of my eyes definitely dominates the other, because both my two eyes are quite different with one being more worse than the other. I must wear my glasses at all times (even if my eye sight is not beyond bad) to keep a balance and see more clearly. I heard about some who wear glasses having issues, so that does worry me a little. I can't easily take them off for a period of time since I'll get a massive headache. Regardless, we'll see how it goes.[/QUOTE]

I wear glasses and I was able to see the 3D effect, I've heard that some people can't see the effect though... but I don't know that it has anything to do with wearing glasses, could just have to do with your eyes in general.
 
My 2011 playlist is (games which have not come out yet):

1. Final Fantasy XIII-2 (if it comes out this year
2. Uncharted 3
3. MGS Rising (if it comes out this year)
4. Ratchet & Clank All 4 One
5. The Third Birthday
6. MotorStorm Apocalypse
7. Resistance 3
8. Catherine
9. Disgaea 4
10. Final Fantasy IV Collection


As for games already out and I played, my playlist looks (in somewhat order):
1. LittleBigPlanet 2
2. Ar Tonelico Qoga
3. Dissidia 012
4. Killzone 3
5. Yakuza 4
6. Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
7. Mass Effect 2 (PS3 one)
8. Marvel vs. Capcom 3
9. Dead Space 2
10. Hyperdimensional Neptunia (battling is fun and I like the characters)

There's definitely a bunch more games I want and plan to play.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Details.[/QUOTE]
One was when I went to state competition with my School news crew (I was entertainment anchor) and some guys down the hall from my room hung out with me for a day and at the end of it one of the guys got me alone and told me that his room was going to be empty later if I wanted to have some fun with him, I felt totally stupid jumped out of the swimming pool we were in and while screaming "I'M NOT GAAAAY" ran into the hotel lobby.

Besides the one time a dude tried to kiss me, that's the gayes experience I've had.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']One was when I went to state competition with my School news crew (I was entertainment anchor) and some guys down the hall from my room hung out with me for a day and at the end of it one of the guys got me alone and told me that his room was going to be empty later if I wanted to have some fun with him, I felt totally stupid jumped out of the swimming pool we were in and while screaming "I'M NOT GAAAAY" ran into the hotel lobby.

Besides the one time a dude tried to kiss me, that's the gayes experience I've had.[/QUOTE]

I meant experiences where you actually did something! Now I'm depressed, so here's a picture of Cyber Sub-Zero to cheer me up:

4U3Eh.jpg
 
TMK's list is Weeabo crap and Sorny exclusives?

I couldn't be less surprised.

:rofl:


And TMK should definately get a 3DS so he needs new glasses or lasik after it ruins his eyes.

Plus it be material for, like 7 CAGblogs.

:bouncy:
 
[quote name='icebeast']I wear glasses and I was able to see the 3D effect, I've heard that some people can't see the effect though... but I don't know that it has anything to do with wearing glasses, could just have to do with your eyes in general.[/QUOTE]Thanks for answering. I figured you would at least since I remember you saying before you wear glasses, and was curious to see if you could get the 3D effect. I'll be playing with the feature once I get it.
[quote name='manthing']Weeabo crap

And TMK should definately get a 3DS so he needs new glasses or lasik after it ruins his eyes.
[/QUOTE]I'm an Otaku, but not in the weeabo category.

Eh, I get my eyes checked every year and will update my prescription if I need to next year. I already had to update my prescription the last time I went. Not ever going to spend the money on lasik. I doubt it will ruin my eye sight anyway.
 
[quote name='distgfx']I meant experiences where you actually did something! Now I'm depressed, so here's a picture of Cyber Sub-Zero to cheer me up:

4U3Eh.jpg
[/QUOTE]

That Quan Chi dude looks like a cross dressing version of Kratos, and Sub-Zero looks like Predator.
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight'] I'll be playing with the feature once I get it.[/QUOTE]

Really?

Cause I thought you'd totally get it and then never try the 3D... like... ever. :lol:
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Really?

Cause I thought you'd totally get it and then never try the 3D... like... ever. :lol:[/QUOTE]What I meant was I'll mess with the feature and see what adjustment gives me the 3D effects. I may have needed a different setting compared to what I played for a short time. I'll be playing in 2D also.
 
[quote name='manthing']Why is Kratos in MK?[/QUOTE]

B===D ~~~ O=

$$$

[quote name='manthing']And why is so everyone here so intersted in Cap Jo'elle's adult situations?[/QUOTE]

Only I am.
 
Castlevania Lords Of Shadow finally gets better.

Stop posting about MK it just makes me want it more. April 19th can't come soon enough. That character select screen is so sexy. :drool:
 
[quote name='The Mana Knight']Thanks for answering. I figured you would at least since I remember you saying before you wear glasses, and was curious to see if you could get the 3D effect. I'll be playing with the feature once I get it.[/QUOTE]

Mike (the aritist for Penny Arcade) said that he couldn't see the 3D effect either at PAX. I could see it when I tried it at PAX but like many other people who have tried a demo unit of it I felt like my eyes were straining when looking at it, not sure if making the slider for the effect way less might have made it better for me though, hopefully I'll know when I get mine tomorrow.
 
[quote name='manthing']Wait, why am I black?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT??!

I'm only like 25%, and look Messican.

:whistle2:([/QUOTE]

WTF. So 25% of you can't swim, and the other 75% could cross a gulf!?
 
[quote name='manthing']Wait, why am I black?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT??!

I'm only like 25%, and look Messican.

:whistle2:([/QUOTE]
So you're only 25% likely to steal and not pay child support on 4 kids with 4 different moms? :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']So you're only 25% likely to steal and not pay child support on 4 kids with 4 different moms? :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

he's 75% likely to have 4 kids from each of those 4 moms.
 
No, it means I only eat fried unhealthy foods and steal hubcaps 25% of the time.

EDIT:


GOD DAMN YOU GUYS FOR USING THE SAME RACIST JOKES AS ME!
 
[quote name='Chacrana']he's 75% likely to have 4 kids from each of those 4 moms.[/QUOTE]

And also 75% likely to take a siesta after working for 3 hours.

That is, if he can hold a job since he's 25% likely to not do that.
 
[quote name='distgfx']I meant experiences where you actually did something! Now I'm depressed, so here's a picture of Cyber Sub-Zero to cheer me up:

4U3Eh.jpg
[/QUOTE] Oh, well I have none of those. I'm very not gay.

[quote name='icebeast']That Quan Chi dude looks like a cross dressing version of Kratos, and Sub-Zero looks like Predator.[/QUOTE]
When I first saw God of War it was in an E3 highlight reel on TechTV and I literally said, "Dude, why the fuck is Quan-Chi getting his own game?"

[quote name='manthing']And why is so everyone here so intersted in Cap Jo'elle's adult situations?

[/QUOTE]
Because they make for good stories? I've given them out to friends before, I'm glad they make fun reads. I want to compile them and send them to Harper-Collins to be published.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']And also 75% likely to take a siesta after working for 3 hours.

That is, if he can hold a job since he's 25% likely to not do that.[/QUOTE]

PERCENTAGES!!

I love 'em

too bad 100% of him can't do math.
 
I'm getting on skype. I can't stand to read this shit anymore. Though I am reading a HILARIOUS case about someone who "accidentally" set his girlfriend on fire.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I'm getting on skype. I can't stand to read this shit anymore. Though I am reading a HILARIOUS case about someone who "accidentally" set his girlfriend on fire.[/QUOTE]

Did he get away with it? If so, Joel will be on in 2 minutes.
 
They reversed his conviction and remanded for a trial with a proper jury instruction. So basically, he's off the hook for now, but probably not for long.

Yeah...
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']If I had played Alpha Protocol before ME1, I'm sure I would've loved it.[/QUOTE]

I thought AP was better than ME1...and I did play it before ME1 actually. I just didn't find ME1 to be a very good game.

ME2 on the other hand is a great game.
 
I thought ME1 was terrible, now I don't even want to touch my installed copy of Alpha Protocol that Hank tricked me into buying.
 
[quote name='distgfx']I thought ME1 was terrible, now I don't even want to touch my installed copy of Alpha Protocol that Hank tricked me into buying.[/QUOTE]

Go for it.

It's better than ME1.
 
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