[quote name='mykevermin']I'm here, but it's been a long day.
I delved into cheap beer mode, so I drank my share of High Life at a friend's today. Good friends were seen, incredible food was had (my friends make me look like a two-bit diner hack, as they brought out their enormous smoker for a fantastic pork shoulder and Irish (?) salmon; they made three kinds of salsa, every mother

ing one of them loaded to the

ing brim with goddamn-i-hate-it-so-

ing-much cilantro; and I only tell you b/c the food was so goddamned good).
There was a long

ing parade that made even *me* sick of politics, but was otherwise awesome. My friend's g.f. is officially the toughest person ever, walking down the length of the parade in 95+ humid weather carrying a 35 pound accordion. Again, good times, good times.
I'm also close to completing Final Fantasy III (nes) on my PSP, so I'm doing the typical "I need to spend 5 hours doing nothing but leveling b/c Square can't balance a

ing game ever" thing. It's a fun game, but anyone who tells you it's one of the best FF ever is a lying sack of

. Anybody with a brain will point to the SNES games as the best.
So, what's this have to do with wrestling? Let's look back, shall we?
Kurt wants to

Hogan's 16 year old.
HBK made a funny gaffe about himself.
Kirwan White.
Red pasties, jumping jacks, jumping sacks, and yet more jumping with Sarge.
Viscera versus the Heart Throbs.
Val Venis versus Rene Dupree.
John Cena and Chris Jericho having yet another boring clearly scripted scene.
myke.
...i'm sunburnt, i'm tired, my head is ringing, and I still need to level up.

tonight's show.[/QUOTE]
And that kids, is a full day.