Me and Flip had the worse teams ever last night. We were in pre-game and Flip asks who was pre-mades. Our Teemo says he's with our Sejuani. Then the game starts, we're all ready to leash blue and Sejuani isnt moving. So great, an AFK off the start. I take blue, and am able to keep Ziggs pushed the whole time. Flip (Naut) is bot with Teemo, and we have a Poppy top. Poppy isnt doing so great, but it getting kills and dying to get them. However, over all we're doing OK considering its a 4v5. Then Teemo dies and goes AFK. Now it's a 3v5. Poppy goes into rampage mode and is kill chasing everyone and not doing too bad. I'm getting killed under my towers thanks to 4 or 5 man ganks, but usually Flip and Poppy clean up a few of them. But then we get aced a few times, and can't really stop them from taking towers. We dont surrender though, becuase that way our AFK's cant start new games. Eventually Teemo comes back (of course it's at the point were theres no way we can win). He's like "My power went out in the appartment" and we're like "Yeah right". We say something about reporting him and his friend, and he's like "I didnt queue with him". Even though he said he was at pregame.
Then the next game we have a jungle Amumu, a Ryze, and a Lee Sin. I'm Kog and Flip's Naut again. Flip and I are doing well, but the other team has a Riven who is getting fed. Ryze and Lee are dying to her a lot. They also run every fight, and get killed while running away. Our Amumu is pretty much avoiding fights entirely. He was one of those junglers who flat out would not gank anywhere at all, and when you're teammates are nearby and in trouble he'd go get wolves instead. We eventually excuse him of trolling and he's like "lol yeah I'm trolling". Fed Riven starts destroying us, and their team is roaming as one big gank squad. We can't do anything with them. ONE time I saw Amumu use his ult in a fight. He sat in river and watched 2 of us die, then ran in and ulted only the player with full health left. He ignored the other 4 that were low and he may have been able to kill. The only other time I saw him ult was when he took blue, then walked all the way back to base. He ulted on his way past the Nexus for some reason. We ended up surrendering. In post-game he's like "I wasnt trolling" and I say "Bull", as in "Bullshit". The other team's fed Riven is named Bull-something and is like "What?". And I say "Sorry", "I meant Bull as in BS" and started to type out that I had been talking to Teemo. Riven is like "Oh, Ok, you can goto hell" and leaves. Really? I'm not even talking to this person.