Rain, Rain, Go Away: A Monologue written by MasterAwesome
Why does rain only affect my team? Clausen slipped 3 times after the snap (2 of them resulting in sacks), I had at least 3 receivers slip during their routes....I don't think BV had any players slip whatsoever (correct me if I'm wrong). It's always the freaking player I'm trying to pass it to too lol. And 3 WIDE OPEN drops....I'm not talking catch the ball and get hit drops, I mean on the rare plays when my receivers got separation they'd just straight up drop the ball. Edwards' drop was on like a 45 yard deep pass, Nash's drop was on a 20ish yard pass that woulda been a TD.
And Ryan Matthews...jesus lol. BV I seriously blitzed the inside on 90% of your run plays and Ryan Matthews would have wide open holes for like 20+ yards lol. They were all runs practically straight through the middle too. Your offensive linemen must have insane run-block stats.....so frustrating. And my rush defense is like 5th in the league or something...Chargers rushing is 20th or something. That should NOT have been that easy...
On to our individual performances:
BV played really good, I threw 4 stupid interceptions (1 was off a horrible pass but it was pretty deep so I probably should have just refrained from throwing it) ....that's about all I have to say about that. I had one chance at a pick with Beason but he dropped it

But I can't really complain about a player dropping an interception...that happens 14 times a game on both sides. But when Beason drops picks I get extra sad.
And my 1 highlight....Jonathan Stewart had an amazing touchdown catch lol. I wish I knew how to upload things on here....but I'm pretty sure BV kept trying to strip it so it resulted in like 8 broken tackles. What should have been a MAYBE 2 yard reception (probably should have actually been picked off) resulted in an almost 50 yard TD.
So I know BV always hates when people play the "Madden screwed me over" card cause it kinda detracts from his victory, but I'm explicitly saying he outplayed me anyways. It was just one of those stupid games where 95% of this crap happened in the first half or else I might have been able to tie the game or even perhaps take the lead which would have allowed me to choose my plays differently. I was playing from behind the whole game so I only rushed like 3 times or something. Yeah I threw all these stupid passes that got picked off...but if I was able to score a TD on one of those dropped passes or whatever, I woulda had a little more breathing room to run the ball more.
That is all...............good game sir.....