Johson made of thorns?No man I get it. This is the absolute truth about how he was conceived:
Had drunken sex one night. Condom ripped. Bought morning after pill.
Had drunken sex again soon after. Different brand condom from different place. Ripped again. No money for morning after pill this time. Baby.
So I guess he was just meant to be here. Just sucks he has such a shitty Mom.