[quote name='Zorpheus']Not to mention you're required to sign a check.
Great threads, guys, by the way. Finally got done reading all of them. Here's my gem for the day.
I work Phone Tech Support at a fairly high profile web-hosting company.
This lady calls in wanting her password. We're able to pull up passwords on any account, and do so often because people frequently seem to forget them. She's talking my ear off that she has had to change her password several times because the previous tech she spoke with kept speaking the new password over the phone because that supposedly violates some fictitious privacy act to tell someone their own password over the phone. Ohhhh kayyyy.... someone is paranoid. So she made me promise her I wouldn't do so. I did, and she says, "Good, now I won't have to report you."
So yeah, this conversation is already starting out gold. I ask her if I could put her on a brief hold while I look up some information on the account (because the company frowns on dead air time). This sparks the following conversation:
C: "What kind of information are you looking up?"
M: "Just some of your user information, your IP address and your domain information, so I can make sure you're logging in the right place with the right info."
C: "You don't need that info! I'm telling you where I'm at right now, and I'm getting a red X at the login screen saying invalid password! Just send me the password!"
M: "Ma'am, this is standard procedure to make sure everything's being done properly."
C: "I don't need this!" *CLICK*
M:
Looking up the account info after the call, I found that the type of account she was using didn't even HAVE that kind of login page. So yes, she was logging into the wrong place.

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And this is exactly why we have to deal with stupid "lowest common denominator" stuff when we reach tier I of any support line and even if you say you tried that you have to try it again.