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There are times when i think i should be in retail sales. I see people spend so much money on stuff they don't even know how to use, they must be easy marks for sales people.

A woman came up to me with a pretty top of the line laptop, needing to know how to copy a file. She didn't know how to use copy and paste. Spent a few grand on a laptop, but doesn't really even know how to use it. She seemed to have a handle on myspace and facebook though.:roll:
 
[quote name='JolietJake']There are times when i think i should be in retail sales. [/QUOTE]
I absolutely can see you in retail sales, you could have sold that poor woman a MacBook pro.
 
Did anyone watch that new show on NBC, Community? I watched a preview of sorts where they did an interview with the little chinaman from the Hangover and it was pretty hilarious, but it didn't really have anything to do with the show.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']woohoo is a crazy man.[/QUOTE]

I try.

[quote name='darthbudge']Woohoo is absolutely out of control when he drinks. :lol:[/QUOTE]

The thing is, I used to wake up the next morning and regret the stupid shit I'd do. Now, I embrace it. I know my limits, too, so it's not like people get all embarrassed or nervous when I drink. They just know I'm going to say/do ridiculous shit within my boundaries.
 
That first episode of tales of monkey island was pretty good. Someone needs to tell the developers that being forced to watch the credits sucks though.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Morning all

Does anyone know whats up with the alien stuff every day on the Google home page?[/QUOTE]

Click on the image. It's something to do with H. G. Wells.
 
[quote name='manthing']:rofl: @ SeñorOutrageousDrunk

:bomb: @ ATT shitty cellular network. Playing 'wait 10 minutes for a signal' is getting tiresome.[/QUOTE]

Where are you today? Back in the netherworld of MN or you still in the deep south?
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']I think that soundbar that zew likes is refurbished @ Sony Style for $150.[/QUOTE]

It is. I'm trying to figure the right way to approach my wife about it. There's no way I can feasibly justify right now.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Anyone going to the midnight events for Halo ODST?[/QUOTE]
Nah, I can't all that crap for a free T-shirt that I'll never wear.
 
Jeezus LinkinPrime, you've already pirated ODST, why are you pretending you're going to buy it?

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Frosty:

I'm in the vast wastelai'd if Illinois that isn't near Chicago
 
What are the odds of a cop showing up if I go challenge this ticket (for running a red--that I think was yellow when I got into the intersection)?
 
I really like the way LovesPornography ignores facts and avoids legitimate questions by drawing attention to 'jeezus'.

Mickey:

Everyone here knows you're a pirate. Nobody here likes you.

Do you just do this dumb shit for attention?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']What are the odds of a cop showing up if I go challenge this ticket (for running a red--that I think was yellow when I got into the intersection)?[/QUOTE]

I got a ticket the other day in West Campus. Here's what it looked like.


_____1____ driveway __2___ driveway ____3_____


I hope this makes sense. The lines represent curbs.

So, the first curb you can park and at the end, right before the driveway started, there was a no parking sign facing this way --->

In the middle one there was no sign. There was room for two cars. I occupied the second slot.

You couldn't part at all in the third. There was a no parking sign going .

So what do you think? Can I park in 2? I assumed that the no parking sign ended at the curb. Apparently I was wrong. I'm going to send in a letter asking for a call explaining the law to me. It seems to me that you can park in 2 because there is no sign at that designated point saying you can't.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Here we go again.[/QUOTE] =

[quote name='manthing']Jeezus LinkinPrime, you've already pirated ODST, why are you pretending you're going to buy it?

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Frosty:

I'm in the vast wastelai'd if Illinois that isn't near Chicago[/QUOTE]

[quote name='manthing']I really like the way LovesPornography ignores facts and avoids legitimate questions by drawing attention to 'jeezus'.

Mickey:

Everyone here knows you're a pirate. Nobody here likes you.

Do you just do this dumb shit for attention?[/QUOTE]

I called this one, folks.
 
Just because they want to be assholes doesn't mean I should change my way of posting. If I want to ask a question, I'm going to ask it. I don't give a shit what these morons have to say.
 
God do I wish I was Ben Gibbard right now. :cry:

[quote name='Liquid 2']What are the odds of a cop showing up if I go challenge this ticket (for running a red--that I think was yellow when I got into the intersection)?[/QUOTE]


I've contested twice. The first time the cop never showed. The second time he showed but dropped the charges.
 
[quote name='munch']I got a ticket the other day in West Campus. Here's what it looked like.


_____1____ driveway __2___ driveway ____3_____


I hope this makes sense. The lines represent curbs.

So, the first curb you can park and at the end, right before the driveway started, there was a no parking sign facing this way --->

In the middle one there was no sign. There was room for two cars. I occupied the second slot.

You couldn't part at all in the third. There was a no parking sign going .

So what do you think? Can I park in 2? I assumed that the no parking sign ended at the curb. Apparently I was wrong. I'm going to send in a letter asking for a call explaining the law to me. It seems to me that you can park in 2 because there is no sign at that designated point saying you can't.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't have risked it, personally, but maybe you can wrangle a reduced fine.
Parking around campus fuckin' sucks.

What do you think my chances are on the cop not showing up if I contest my ticket? I can make it go away by taking defensive driving, but if I can sneak out of it for nothing, I'll go for that.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I've contested twice. The first time the cop never showed. The second time he showed but dropped the charges.[/QUOTE]

Nice. If I contest and fail, can I still take defensive driving to make it go away? Will it stay on my record if I don't do defensive driving, even if I win by contesting?
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Nice. If I contest and fail, can I still take defensive driving to make it go away? Will it stay on my record if I don't do defensive driving, even if I win by contesting?[/QUOTE]


For both of my things I didn't even need to take a class. It said on the ticket if I contested and failed I would just have to pay the fine. So if you have the spare time and you feel there's the slightest possibility that you're right and the cop was wrong, I say contest it.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Yeaaaaaah, that's what I'm told. :lol:

My favorite line of the night was when we were in the car, my roommate driving and his lady in the front seat, and I said: "The shortest distance from point A to point B is to eat my asshole. . ."

Such is why I love to drink.[/QUOTE]What in the fuck? :rofl:
 
Drunk woohoo reminds me of myself when I'm drunk.

This past Saturday, it was mostly ridiculous stuff about me flying to Pluto and then me singing Beatles songs while my friend was asking for directions to the house we were going to and then I started reciting old Jay-Z lines to everyone at the party that was trying to talk to me.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']For both of my things I didn't even need to take a class. It said on the ticket if I contested and failed I would just have to pay the fine. So if you have the spare time and you feel there's the slightest possibility that you're right and the cop was wrong, I say contest it.[/QUOTE]
I don't have to take defensive driving; it just gets the ticket off my record, which is good for insurance, and waives the normal fine. I think that's a pretty good deal, for only $25.

If I can contest and win though, that'd be ideal. But I'd like to be able to fall back on defensive driving if I lose my contest.

I'll see what the courthouse says, and then decide what to do. If they'd have a god damn line free.
 
I really need to try out the new Uncharted beta if I'm going to make the transition into dallow/corrisivefrost territory.

Who else has it? Jimbo, Ugamer?

Does it have the co-op shit like the first one?
 
[quote name='zewone']Drunk woohoo reminds me of myself when I'm drunk.

This past Saturday, it was mostly ridiculous stuff about me flying to Pluto and then me singing Beatles songs while my friend was asking for directions to the house we were going to and then I started reciting old Jay-Z lines to everyone at the party that was trying to talk to me.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I love it.

[quote name='Mojimbo']What in the fuck? :rofl:[/QUOTE]

:lol:
 
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