The "Admiral's enormous squid penis is now the executioner of the" OTT

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Evangelion's great, you just don't get it. ;) :lol:

I always thought Asuka was the annoying character, not Shinji. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I disliked both their personalities. PenPen was the best character.
 
Macross doesn't have big robots. It has jets with arms. :p Transformers is ok because the robots aren't huge, just really big :lol:

I just watched the RahXephon movie... that was a total fucking mistake. It was a repeating cycle of 5 minutes of an episode + 30 seconds of tacked on 'story' that TOTALLY change the whole fucking series. It totally removes one of the character until the end of the story. It... well... it fucks up the whole thing. Don't watch the movie.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Evangelion's great, you just don't get it. ;) :lol:

I always thought Asuka was the annoying character, not Shinji. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Shinji was the single most annoying character in pretty much any anime series ever. I was totally into Asuka, but mainly because I dig the hardcore bitches. :)
 
I think the way it works is: if the giant robots are just machines, then it can make sense. If the giant robots have souls/wills, then it won't make sense.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I disliked both their personalities. PenPen was the best character.[/QUOTE]

Actually the best character is Rei, and she doesn't even have a personality. :lol:
 
It's times like this I really wish the thumbnail theatre for Eva was still up at toastyfrog.com
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I disliked both their personalities. PenPen was the best character.[/QUOTE]

Alcoholic penguins that live in the fridge kick hardfuckingcore ass!
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Any OTTers left who don't watch anime?[/QUOTE]

I only watch it when I am too lazy to change the channel after watching AS at night. Been watching some lately due to losing my remote for like a week.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Shinji was the single most annoying character in pretty much any anime series ever. I was totally into Asuka, but mainly because I dig the hardcore bitches. :)[/QUOTE]

I didn't find Shinji that annoying, but I seem to be the only one.

Besides Asuka I'd also say Vash is worse (though still not bad). :lol:
 
MAQcross Plus is where it's at. One of the top ten of all time. It's highly underrated. And there coming out with a new edition for its tenth anniversary. And it maked sense.

And I'm on the middle of the 12th episode of Kino's Journey right now. It's very good. It's like twilight Zone meets anime and it's full of parables and allegories.
 
Alright, that's enough. We have an anime thread for this kind of thing. Let's leave the OTT for inept innuendo and ranting about various concerns.
 
I think the OTT is much better served talking about ANYTHING but Subbie's obsession with little girls or all the homoerotic innuendo, but that's cause I think it's stupid! ;)
 
Okay, lets switch to Dr. Who. I just watched episodes 1 and 2 even thought the video was deformed. It's in fullscreen but meant for widescreen so it is "streched." I don't konow how to fix it and haven;'t found the right SVCD codec.

Anyway, it was pretty good. I don't like some things about it. But other little touches are nice.
 
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[quote name='jmcc']I think the way it works is: if the giant robots are just machines, then it can make sense. If the giant robots have souls/wills, then it won't make sense.[/QUOTE]

Transformers made sense though. They had souls/wills.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Alright, that's enough. We have an anime thread for this kind of thing. Let's leave the OTT for inept innuendo and ranting about various concerns.[/QUOTE]

So then, should I rattle off another list of euphemisms?
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']I don't suck. I blow.[/QUOTE]

Never had you pegged as being "light in the loafers", Ackbar :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Transformers made sense though. They had souls/wills.[/QUOTE]

They weren't really robots, though. They were sentient, required no pilot.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Never mind. This isn't worth arguing about... it's just silly.
I'd much rather hurl innuendo at others :)[/QUOTE]

I have my innuedo armor on. ;)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Never mind. This isn't worth arguing about... it's just silly.
I'd much rather hurl innuendo at others :)[/QUOTE]

Well, just as long as it's terrible.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Well, just as long as it's terrible.[/QUOTE]

terrible: poorly phrased, or terrible: filthy and insideous?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Never had you pegged as being "light in the loafers", Ackbar :)[/QUOTE]

Hmm.. Acbar is technically a sea creature.. Can I post that nsfw picture from the jailbait thread again? :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I have my innuedo armor on. ;)[/QUOTE]

Is that the set with +10 to flame prevention and +5 to good name protection as well?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']terrible: poorly phrased, or terrible: filthy and insideous?[/QUOTE]

Forced, leading to either of those possibilities.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Hmm.. Acbar is technically a sea creature.. Can I post that nsfw picture from the jailbait thread again? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Take the ban, if you'd like to post it. ;)
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Were smurfs mammals or some kind of egg laying species?[/QUOTE]

Since no female smurfs existed before Gargamel created Smurfette, one has to assume that smurfs reproduce assexually. Since there is never any evidence or eggshells or such in the smurf village, I'd assume that when the patriarch Smurf wants to increase the population, he plants a mushroom (the housing for that smurf), and then somehow imparts some spore into that mushroom, which multiplies as the mushroom grows... so there is never a housing issue in the smurf village.

Because of the clearly defined roles in the community each smurf plays, some of the patriach smurf's thoughs must be imparted into the spores, as you don't see dupilation of many roles in the smurf society.

Gargamel, knowing this, scuplted a female smurf in clay, and then somehow synthesied the "Smurf Spores" to create Smurfette.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is that the set with +10 to flame prevention and +5 to good name protection as well?[/QUOTE]

That was the old set. The new set is +20 to flame protection, +10 to good name protection, and covers a 10' radius from the wearer. ;)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That was the old set. The new set is +20 to flame protection, +10 to good name protection, and covers a 10' radius from the wearer. ;)[/QUOTE]

You know, I really need to blame Lulu for this.
Classes and skill attributes didn't really come up in the OTT until she started talking about her D&D nights.

Left unchecked, this could have grave consequences :)
 
I saw that other OTT on the front page and was all like, "WTF? Did the OTT explode or something?" Turns out it was just some jerkwad being a jerkwad. Phew!
 
No, I don't swing that way.

And i have the porn clips from my pre-lucas days to prove it.


[quote name='evilmregg']That is highly disturbing. :puke:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that is, I better remove it before ban... Those wacky Japanese. It was the first thing that popped up on a search for squid sex.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']No, I don't swing that way.

And i have the porn clips from my pre-lucas days to prove it.

(Image removed to protect the innocent.)][/QUOTE]

That is highly disturbing. :puke:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Now this is a trap![/QUOTE]

"The freezer bag at home - to my wife's disgust - is actually full of giant squid gonad samples. We're going to grind all of this up, and we're going to have this puree coming out from the camera, squirting into the water.

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Now this is a trap![/QUOTE]

"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."

:shock:

Not exactly a dream I'd aspire to, but hey, to each his own.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You know, I really need to blame Lulu for this.
Classes and skill attributes didn't really come up in the OTT until she started talking about her D&D nights.

Left unchecked, this could have grave consequences :)[/QUOTE]

:roll:

Blame her all you want, it's nice to have another thing we can fuddle the OTT with besides homoerotic comments, pedophilic references, bodily fluids, codewords for genetalia and Lord knows what else. :D
 
[quote name='KrazyKefka']"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."

:shock:

Not exactly a dream I'd aspire to, but hey, to each his own.[/QUOTE]

"Male giant squid have been found to have a long, muscular penis, which is unusual as the males of most other squid species use an arm to pass sperm packets from themselves to the female."

""The male is co-ordinating this enormous penis..."

Scientific proof that my penis is enormous.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']:roll:

Blame her all you want, it's nice to have another thing we can fuddle the OTT with besides homoerotic comments, pedophilic references, bodily fluids, codewords for genetalia and Lord knows what else. :D[/QUOTE]


Don't forget the squid porn. Never forget the squid porn.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']"Male giant squid have been found to have a long, muscular penis, which is unusual as the males of most other squid species use an arm to pass sperm packets from themselves to the female."

""The male is co-ordinating this enormous penis..."

Scientific proof that my penis is enormous.[/QUOTE]

Can't argue with science.

Well, I suppose one could, but they'd probably just be crushed under the weight of your enormous squid penis.
 
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