The Black Cena Wrestling Thread

[quote name='Purple Flames']That was one of the most badass spots I've seen in recent memory.[/QUOTE]


I've been waiting for Bourne/Jericho to somehow work the Codebreaker in like that.
 
I'm glad that granny porn stuff is over with. Even though it's kinda disheartening seeing Santino fall into that supreme Chavo zone where you know everytime you see him on TV, he's either jobbing or being a comedic punchline

But it's not like this was overnight....
 
So wait....Cena takes 3 finishing moves...and then 20 seconds later has the strength to act unphased and start whooping ass????

Thanks WWE for creating Hogan 2.0

And lobster head helping out Cena just doesn't make sense
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']So wait....Cena takes 3 finishing moves...and then 20 seconds later has the strength to act unphased and start whooping ass????

Thanks WWE for creating Hogan 2.0

And lobster head helping out Cena just doesn't make sense[/QUOTE]

More like 1 and 3/4. Gabriel's 450 is the only legit one. Sheffield has a poor man's Clothesline from Hell and Otunga's finisher is just awful.
 
lobster head helping out could have lead to lobster head slamming the chair into cena for a buildup of things to come for the ppv, but i guess wwe writers opted not to have sheamus do that.[quote name='JP']Was I the only one expecting Sheamus to throw in a last second chair-shot to Cena's skull?[/QUOTE] NO. i was too
 
As popular as he is, it makes perfect sense to have Evan Bourne give a little bit of a rub to help elevate midcard talent like Randy Orton.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']It's not the who (though you could argue that Styles simply is not cut out to be a Nature Boy because he just oozes good-ole-boy-yokel in his persona), it's the how. They're portrayed as idiots and cowards. Very, very un-horseman-like.

EDIT: How many matches at Victory Road didn't have some bullshit tacked on? E.g., Beer Money/MCMG being restarted after a pinfall, whatshername winning a title via DQ because of a motorcycle woman, Williams winning an Ult-X match by submission, D-Von being locked in a room, etc. Were there any matches that weren't overbooked or overdone?[/QUOTE]

I will say Flair-Lethal and Angle-Pope were the only matches not overdone or overbooked. But everbody has there own opinions.
 
[quote name='JP']Was I the only one expecting Sheamus to throw in a last second chair-shot to Cena's skull?[/QUOTE]

I'm expecting to find out that happened off air.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']God, that Morrison promo was just as awful as Cena's poopy jokes.[/QUOTE]

Morrison has the worst promo quality/being over ratio in the entire WWE. Dude is cornier than Iowa.
 
Very boring show. Morrison's promo was terrible, even by his standards. Ted at least looked sharp in his suit. The Brady Bunch stuff peaked with the intro parody and anything involving Regal. The divas match was a match. The mixed-person six man with the Dynasty versus the Usos was good. Orton-Edge was long and boring. Loved the mid-Airborne RKO after it. Edge's promo about hearing voices in his head was pretty good, even if that kind of change is right out of Orton's character. Gabriel pinning Cena was a nice surprise. It's a shame Cena didn't sell getting hit with three finishers (Skip's lariat, Otunga's spinebuster, and the 450) for very long. Sheamus coming to his sense to help him at the end of the show was neat.

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Quotes -
Cena - Thank all of you guys, and I want to send a thanks to the WWE Superstars hwo helped me against the Nexus. It was missing something though, a big white flash. Some white lightning. The pale kid with the red hair. Sheamus never showed up. One of these days, Sheamus is gonna realize that when It comes to the Nexus, we’re in this together. But next Monday, he’s gonna realize he just lost the WWE Championship, cuz this Sunday, he competes against me inside A STEEL CAGE. I plan on ripping his face off and switching it out with his butt! The cage is designed to determine who the better man is, so on Sunday, the luckiest Irishman in the world will be able to prove that he’s actually good. The only lucky charms will be the delicious cereal I eat each morning. Sheamus is proud of being a two-time champion - one where I fell through a table and the second time with the Nexus helping. After weeks of hearing that human jar of mayo talk about how he can beat me anytime anywhere, I can say that next Monday, THE CHAMP WILL BE HERE! That’ll be my easiest match of the week, because tonight, I’m a seven on one…no…six on one, because last week, I UNLEASHED CRAP YOUR PANTS FURY ON DARREN YOUNG! TONIGHT, THEY WILL REALIZE THE CENATION IS IN THE BUILDING! (Nexus comes out) Well, it’s the clan known as NNNNNN!
Wade - You shouldn’t be worried. We could come down and beat the daylights out of you, but it would be too easy. We’re gonna wait for later when the world will be watching. We have a clear consience because you brought this on yourself. You’re too short-sighted that the Nexus stands for a bigger picture. More than that, you disrespected the GM and for that, tonight, you’re gonna get what you deserve.
Cena - I DESERVE TO KNOCK YOUR TEETH DOWN YOUR THROAT!
Cole - GENTLEMEN, I’VE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL! (crowd boos) This e-mail is from the GM. AND I QUOTE - Mr. Cena, based up on your disregard for my Instructions last week, if any superstar gets Involved In tonight’s handicap match, they will be suspended for 90 days. Furthermore, the Nexus must tag in and out - If they don’t, they will be suspended for 90 days!
Cena - FINALLY. INTERNET JUSTICE!
Wade - That doesn’t make a shred of difference, because we can play by the rules and you can still suffer, but you’re gonna be in the ring alone.
Cena - You may be lucky enough to win, but tonight, I TAKE A FEW OF YOU DOWN WITH ME!
Eve - Last week, Alicia deceived the WWE Universe! If she can call herself WWE DIVAS CHAMPION proudly, then so be it.
Cole - What a tremendous sports entertainment family history we have in the ring. The Usos are part of the Fatu family. Their father, Rakushi. David Hart Smith, the son of the British Bulldog. Natalya, the daughter of Jim Neidhart, and Tyson Kidd - the final trainee of the Hart Dungeon.
Cole - It’s the Fortunate Son and the Beautiful One.
Cole - Maybe the GM can e-mail me to a better show.
Ted - Allow me to introduce to the entire WWE Universe, the million dollar couple. The most powerful couple in WWE. Of course, I’m referring to myself and…THAT BRIEFCASE. No Maryse, It’s okay, just imagine when I win Money in Bank, I will shower you with gifts. And for myself, I will get the ultimate gift - I will win the WWE Championship. I am confident…(Morrison comes out)
Morrison - Hold on Teddy, you’re gonna shower her with gifts. I wouldn’t waste my time - we all know the French don’t take showers.
Maryse - Says stuff in French.
Morrison - For everyone who doesn’t speak French, Maryse just said everyone here smells like a rhino and that she resembles the dung-chewing African platypus. Don’t shoot the messenger, Maryse.
King - Boy, this sure went downhill fast.
(as Ted beats up Morrison)Maryse - TAKE A SHOWER!
King - THE NEXUS ARE LIKE HYENAS!
Regal - Mrs. Brady is the guest host. Who’s the new GM - Gilligan?! Why didn’t that get a laugh?
Florence - Because you’re not nice!
Regal - If I want advice on how to raise six annoying kids, I’ll come to you, dear.
(as they beat down Morrison)Tarver - THAT’S IT, SKIP. YEAH! HOW THAT FEEL!?
Miz - All night long everyone’s been talking about how they’re gonna win the MITB ladder match. TALK SI CHEAP. Roll the footage! Do you get it? DO YOU ALL GET IT!? I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SEIROUS IN MY LIFE. I DON’T NEED TO TALK - I LET MY ACTION SPEAK FOR ITSELF. I DIDN’T NED A LADDER TO TAKE OUT R-TRUTH - I DID IT WITH MY BARE HANDS! But I didn’t just take his ability to compete, I took away his ability to play catch with his son and entertain. Wherever he is, he isn’t dancing. He got off easy. This Sunday, when I have a ladder In my hands. What I did to R-Truth will pale in comparison to what I do to the others. One down, SIX TO GO. BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ. (e-mail beeps)
Cole - Miz, we have another e-mail. CAN I HAVE EVERYONE’S ATTENTION PLEASE. AND I QUOTE - THE MIZ WILL NOW COMPETE AGAINST R-TRUTH’S REPLACEMENT, SEE MIZ, THERE’S AN OLD SAYING - JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS.
King - I’ve heard that before. Who’s it gonna be? (Mark Henry comes out) Was there an LOL at the end of the e-mail?
King - The Brady Bunch was like fudge.
Cole - WHAT!?
King - Mostly good, but it had a few nuts!
Florence - HELLO WWE UNIVERSE. I AM FEELING GROOVY TONIGHT. ARE YOU. FEELING. GROOVY? GOOD. ALL RIGHT, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS AN 8-MAN BRADY BUNCH TAG TEAM MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST, THE REGAL BUNCH!
Cole - Where’s they dig Doink up from?
Florence - AND THEIR OPPONENTS - THE SANTINO BUNCH! KOZLOV, KHALI, AND GOLDUST. WOO!
Cole - You know, I don’t think I ever saw Mike Brady kiss Carol Brady.
Sheamus - Ya allright fella? The RKO done messed ya up, did it? YA LUCKY IT WASN’T ME. CUZ IT WOULDA BEEN A LOT WORSE. (Nexus comes up) All right lads, here’s one of Cena’s heroes. He was just bragging about how he helped Cena last week. May wanna have a word with him. (Nexus beats him down) Little Evan Bourne, that’ll teach you a lesson, won’t it fella. (Nexus surrounds him, he runs) (stops to talk to dude)WHERE’S CENA’S LOCKER ROOM?!
Some Guy - Down there! (Sheamus resumes running)
 
show was a good time, should have some pics loaded soon(ish). aside from the two things i texted earlier here are another few off air notes.

- i seriously think yoshi tatsu was hurt, the match came to a hault for a good 5 - 7 minutes with the ref and a trainer putting on gloves to check on him while jericho sat in a chair in the ring (true story).

- the audio cut out during the barrett/jericho segment

- michael cole had wicked heat when he came down

- words cant describe how badass that rko was on bourne, best one since he hit one on carlito a few years back at an unforgiven ppv

- dark match saw cena selling his injuries so edge/sheamus faced orton in a handicap match, i used this time to beat the crowd and head home.

all in all a fun show and lower-lower arena seats were only 32 after service charge and all that so it was money well spent
 
So good, has to be posted.

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[quote name='TheRock88']So good, has to be posted.

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If you want to see Maryse all you have to do is google image search her name with safe guard off and it bring up a bunch of pics.

Thanks mykevermin for the accurate spelling of the group name which makes sense. I never really saw Evolution because I wasn't watching wrestling at that time.
 
Am I the only one who thought it was kinda meh? I mean, he was in the right place, so it wasn't botched, but he caught up with him about 18 inches from the ground.

Also, what's the big deal in burying Evan Bourne? Wow. Way to get over with the crowd.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Am I the only one who thought it was kinda meh? I mean, he was in the right place, so it wasn't botched, but he caught up with him about 18 inches from the ground.

Also, what's the big deal in burying Evan Bourne? Wow. Way to get over with the crowd.[/QUOTE]

It may have been "meh", but it was certainly creative and aesthetically pleasing.
 
[quote name='lombarvm']It may have been "meh", but it was certainly creative and aesthetically pleasing.[/QUOTE]

Exactly. Certainly not the most devastating RKO ever, but man was is pretty.
 
It'd be more spectacular if he caught him higher up, sure... but to do that, he'd have to of been getting up at the same time Evan started his move, which wouldn't make sense.
 
I don't think it buried Bourne at all, they're just trying to to hype Orton as the favorite going in.

Personally I'd like to see The Miz win and cash in his case after the NXT shenanigans during the Cena/Sheamus match.

I would also love to see Morrison turn heel again, but Raw is already heel heavy, and his face pops are pretty huge.

The most intriguing storyline I could see coming out of it would be Jericho winning the case and the belt immediately. Would the Nexus turn on him if he had the belt? Might lead to more Bourne/Jericho, or even the relatively fresh Orton/Jericho (I can't recall if they've feuded aside from when Jericho returned)
 
[quote name='diddy310']Personally I'd like to see The Miz win and cash in his case after the NXT shenanigans during the Cena/Sheamus match.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this, however it'll probably be a Smackdown guy that cashes in his win quickly on someone.
 
Makes sense given the ankle injury storyline with Rey. I expect them to break out ye olde flying briefcase trick whenever McIntyre goes for it.
 
I'm going to just go ahead and put this out here and yall can take it however you feel...

Mark Henry looks like the black bird off of Super Mario RPG.

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Everytime I see him I see that character, and I bust out laughing. Now that he's in the kool-aid man suit...whew
 
No. Cole and Cena are new, and so is Freddy Blassey (sp?). Supposedly, they removed JR from the intro because he showed up on camera at UFC 116, and as punishment they replaced him with Cole.

Supposedly.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']No. Cole and Cena are new, and so is Freddy Blassey (sp?). Supposedly, they removed JR from the intro because he showed up on camera at UFC 116, and as punishment they replaced him with Cole.

Supposedly.[/QUOTE]

I doubt that was the reason since Stone Cold was also there and Undertaker is a regular to MMA when he's off.
 
Botchamania 141 - Hansen going berserk and terrifying thousands of people is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I like the part where he swings his cowbell at the table and it takes a chunk out of it. Good god, what a mad man.
 
Vince has seemingly always treated JR like a dog and it's embarrassing.

I think JR might have fucked Steph or Linda....because the man's been fired, been mocked due to his condition, ridiculed, sent to SD! against his knowledge, and now shelved with no one really knowing officially what he's doing except for when he speaks on it...

JR did something
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']No. Cole and Cena are new, and so is Freddy Blassey (sp?). Supposedly, they removed JR from the intro because he showed up on camera at UFC 116, and as punishment they replaced him with Cole.

Supposedly.[/QUOTE]

I heard that rumor too. Yet Stone Cold and The Rock were at the event and their voiceovers are still in there. Goes to show you how those guys (not sure about Rock) are signed to legend contracts and yet are still treated better than JR who has been the voice of WWE for over 15 years now.
 
They can make money off the Rock and Stone Cold, the merch still moves. How much money is JR bringing in? It's all about the cash for Vinny Mac.
 
[quote name='OnyxPrimal']They can make money off the Rock and Stone Cold, the merch still moves. How much money is JR bringing in? It's all about the cash for Vinny Mac.[/QUOTE]

Then replace those clips with moneymakers, not Freddy Blassie and Gorgeous George.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']I was thinking they did a new RAW intro, also... It seemed different.[/QUOTE]

The RAW intro seems to change every week to the point of where its not worth memorizing the damn thing.
 
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