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[quote name='GuilewasNK']Yep.

I hope Cena comes back as a heel and beats the shit out of R-Truth. If Cena can make a rap gimmick work, why can't R-Truth?[/QUOTE]

That would be awesome and completely unexpected. I mean, I really like some of R-Truth/Ron Killings' matches but if they fed him to an angry, heel Cena upon his return, I'd lose my mind.
 
The big main event for the broadcast will feature TNA World Heavyweight Champion Sting teaming up with Kevin Nash to face Samoa Joe and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles! With the war for respect in TNA heating up, you don't want to miss this collision between the top stars of Total Nonstop Action on TNA's biggest night on Spike!



hell yea
 
[quote name='guyver']The big main event for the broadcast will feature TNA World Heavyweight Champion Sting teaming up with Kevin Nash to face Samoa Joe and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles! With the war for respect in TNA heating up, you don't want to miss this collision between the top stars of Total Nonstop Action on TNA's biggest night on Spike![/quote]

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I think this sums it all up.
 
[quote name='guyver2077']The big main event for the broadcast will feature TNA World Heavyweight Champion Sting teaming up with Kevin Nash to face Samoa Joe and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles! With the war for respect in TNA heating up, you don't want to miss this collision between the top stars of Total Nonstop Action on TNA's biggest night on Spike!



hell yea[/quote]

Wasn't the "Old Guys Vs New Guys" about the last gimmick WCW did. What are TNA gonna do now they've got to the bottom of that gold mine?
 
[quote name='benjamouth']Wasn't the "Old Guys Vs New Guys" about the last gimmick WCW did. What are TNA gonna do now they've got to the bottom of that gold mine?[/quote]


Hire Mike Sanders?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Yep.

I hope Cena comes back as a heel and beats the shit out of R-Truth.[/QUOTE]

Would probably never happen for plenty of reasons (merchandise to the kiddies and what some people would see as a regression of Cena's gimmick the chief two), but I don't disagree. I said months and months ago when Killings was doing that stupid "Imma cut a freestyle in mah car and film it" thing in TNA that Cena easily roasts him in that department...which is strange, because Cena's delivery isn't really that great.
 
[quote name='ZForce']They should bring in Ernest The Cat Miller instead[/quote]
Hell no. That'd be like Michael Jordan coming out of retirement to play for the Wizards. TNA isn't worth tarnishing one's legacy over.
 
Man thats terrible. bWo.


Side not. Seen Aj styles in eb here in gainesville...again. This time he baught dead space. I didn't talk with him this time.

He was trying to be incoginito. Had the hat and glasses thing going. So I left him alone. Like the forth time i ran into him there.
 
"If you want Santino to appear on ECW and do the trombone for the entire show, text 'Boner' to 44993." -- Lawler
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Hire Mike Sanders?[/quote]

He's a solid C+, ya know. Quick story. He was in my store a few years back. One of my friends recognized him and said "You're Mike Sanders, right?". Mike said yeah and put out his to shake my friend's. Instead, he just said "Your characcter sucks.". Sanders just gave him a death look and walked away. Time to resurrect the Natural Born Thrillers!
 
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[quote name='benjamouth']Wasn't the "Old Guys Vs New Guys" about the last gimmick WCW did. What are TNA gonna do now they've got to the bottom of that gold mine?[/quote]

[quote name='GuilewasNK']Hire Mike Sanders?[/quote]

[quote name='ZForce']They should bring in Ernest The Cat Miller instead[/quote]

I'd like to see a return of Tony Schvane (I know that he's not a wrestler and I know that's not how to spell his last name). Anybody know what ever happened to him after WCW went down?

Anyone else find Batista talking to Jericho about respect kinda funny?
 
Haastin! Haastin! Haastin!

He got Austin's mannerism's perfectly, right down to the "stop and stare at the opponent between the third and fourth turnbuckle" thing.

WHAT?

I love Charlie Haas. He's hilarious.

//edit: Lou Thesz press!!

//ninjaedit2: d'oh, JBL won
 
Ha, I was just reading the recap and came here to make sure the "Are You Fifty...?" thing was correct. That is awesome, I'll have to find that promo later on.
 
"Above Average" Mike Sanders was awesome.

I like how he got fired from the WWE because he didn't say "Hello." to Triple H in the locker room.

Classic.
 
Rowdy Honky Tonkdust. :lol:

Edit: "Oh no you di'ent! Oh yes I deed!" :lol:

I never get tired of hearing "Jerry 'Stupid' Lawler." :rofl:

"You sunnabagum!" :rofl:

"Hol' dis!" :rofl:

"...the Champion of Earth..." :rofl::rofl:

 
[quote name='Chase']That gauntlet match was unorganized, lackluster, and just stupid. :nottalking: It did little to help build up their match.[/QUOTE]Yeah I thought that whole segment was pretty terrible. It's always anticlimactic when a show ends with a handicap or gauntlet-type match, but this match failed to meet even those low standards. It just wasn't fun to watch and it really didn't make anyone look good.

I would categorize last week's show as "weak," whereas this one was noticeably bad IMO. I hope there hasn't been a recent shakeup in the writing/booking staff or anything like that, because I felt like Raw really had some fire over the summer!
 
I fell asleep during Raw. Looks like I didn't miss much.

The only thing I don't like about Beth is her ring attire. The cutouts on her sides just look strange.
 
I missed Raw last night o do some room painting, and after watching it today... wow... Raw sucked aside from the AWESOME Santino segment and the amusing Haastin thing with JBL - there were no good matches, and they were so short that the show usually looked like a low-grade Impact. Lawler and Adamle fucking up was also pretty funny. The booking of the main event was horrid, and buried Jericho, Mark Henry, and Regal to various degrees.

Quotes -
(wearing a Piper shirt and kilt, Goldust paint, and carrying a guitar)Santino - At first glance, choosing my opponent for Cyber Sunday looks like a difficult task, but don’t worry WWE Universe, I’m going to make it easy for you! All 3 of my opponents are one and the same! DEY’RE ALL WASHED UP! THAT’S WHY I DRESSED LIKE THIS TONIGHT - TO PROVE MY VERY POINT! TAKE RODNEY THE PIPER FOR INSTANCE, HUH!? Hot Rod no longer has a HOT BOD! They should change the name of Piper’s Pit to PIPER’S PAUNCH! WOOO, BIG BELLY! What’s Rodney the Piper going to do to me at Cyber Sunday!? He does 2 things - chews gum and crosses pants! It looks like he’s been out of gum for a while because his body is very gross! TWO WORDS FOR YOU RODNEY THE PIPER - Sugar Free! Then there’s GOLDEN DUST - he shattered Joe the son of the plumber and took the American dream and turned it into a nightmare! I mean really - dressed like a woman, golden wig, always touching your…dimples! I guess it’s safe to say that the career of GOLDEN DUST has (deep breath) Flamed out! HAHAHAHA! OH NO YOU DIDN’T! OH YES I DID! And last, but definitely not least…THE HONKY DONKEY MAN! I mean he has like a pork chop sideburns, he eats pork chops, ,EVEN COMBS HIS HAIR WITH THA PORKCHOP GREASE! What is this obsession with swine - I have no idea. Don’t get me wrong - I’m down with the other white meat, but COME ON MAN! You actually made a career out of impersonating the King! And I’m not talking about you, Jerry “Stupid” Lawler! And I’m not talking about Jason Priestley either, no, I’m talking about Elvis Presley - the OTHER King of Memphis! Who died on the toilet! (Beth cringes) while pinching off the career of the Honky Donkey Man! If they’re actually able to roll his big, fat carcass to the ring, I’m going to flush him back to the heartbroken motel! (Beth makes toilet noises and swirls finger around, then Duggan comes out) Speaking of…
Duggan - SANTINO!
Santino - Speaking of washed up, my God man, LOOK AT YOU! You look like you could use a hose down, a warm meal, and a bus ticket to somewhere!
Duggan - SANTINO! You look like you’re on your last minute of your 15 minutes of fame! And my name is not Hackey Sack - it’s HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN! AND YOU, you’re… confused. I’ve been around a long time and I’ve seen a lot of flash in the pans - and you’re the flashiest! I don’t appreciate you disrespecting MY GENERATION!
Santino - Why are you so angry to me!? I realize it’s because you don’t have a … HONK-A-METER! You see, the Honky Donkey Man was IC champion for a record 64 weeks! I, SANTINO MARELLA, have been champion for… 10 WEEKS! Dat’s right! DOUBLE DIGITS! And getting closer by the week! Remember when you were IC champion!? NOT! THAT’S BECAUSE YOU WERE NEVER IC CHAMPION! The only thing you ever won was a gold medal at the Goodwill Games, or maybe you carry the flag because you were a 4-star colonel of the Salvation Army!
Duggan - First off Santino, you stand up when you/re talking to me! And second, if it wasn’t for your boyfriend here, you wouldn’t be IC champion! Take it easy, tough guy!
Santino - YOU SUM OF A GUN! THOSE WORDS, THEY WERE FIGHTING! HOLD THIS! (hands guitar to Beth) HOLD THIS! (hands mic to Beth) HOLD THIS! (gives her HTM wig) You know what? Maybe we should give those clothes to him - before he robs us! (Beth tosses clothes at Duggan while Santino hits him with the guitar) YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET! WHOEVER FACES ME AT CYBER SUNDAY WILL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF THE GREATEST IC CHAMPION OF ALL THE TIMES, THE CHAMPION OF EARTH, SANTINO MARELLA!

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The full line-up for Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's "2008 Battle Of Los Angeles" has been announced, and is as follows: Davey Richards, Chuck Taylor, El Generico, Masato Yoshino, Austin Aries, Chris Hero, Kenny Omega, Brandon Bonham, The Necro Butcher, Scott Lost, Matt Jackson, Roderick Strong, Nigel McGuinness, Joey Ryan, TJ Perkins, Bryan Danielson, and Low Ki.

Night 1 matches are as follows (all contests are opening round events, official seeding TBA)
TJ Perkins vs. Chuck Taylor
Brandon Bonham vs. Kenny Omega
Austin Aries vs. Nigel McGuinness
Low Ki vs. Roderick Strong
Scott Lost vs. Joey Ryan
El Generico vs. Matt Jackson vs. Masato Yoshino
Bryan Danielson vs. Davey Richards
Chris Hero vs. The Necro Butcher (No DQ)

PWG's Battle Of Los Angeles takes place November 1st and 2nd in Burbank , CA. Tickets and more information are available at http:www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com.

See, Matt? Definitely cooler than TNA. ;)
 
[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']Does Adamle remind anyone else of Steve Carrell's character in The Office?[/quote]

Haha yeah a little bit. I can't believe that guy went from doing sports here in Chicago to being RAW GM. Crazy.

Cheap, cheap plug, but if anyone wants wrestling dvds or VHS, check out my tradelist. I really need some money, lol.
 
After reading the spoilers for SD, I can't believe what they're repackaging Funaki as
Kung Fu Naki, which is kung fu expert
. As if his old gimmick wasn't racially ignorant.

Although this is the same company that thought up Muhammad Hassan & Cryme Tyme.
 
World Wrestling Entertainment informed all of their announcers this week to refer to their talent as "entertainers" as opposed to wrestlers or even Superstars, effective immediately.

According to numerous sources, the decision is part of a organized plan of attack towards getting WWE as a company re-classified as an entertainment touring event, as posed to a legitimate sporting event.

The internal hope within WWE management is that by doing this, they will take power away from the Athletic Commissions in certain States and keep the company from having to pay taxes on their events.

Obviously, this would also have the company benefit of preventing WWE from being held to the letter of the law in States like Georgia, who's Athletic Commission is looking at putting stricter restrictions on the professional wrestling industry following the Chris Benoit incident.

We'll have to see what comes of this and whether the strategy could even work, but that's why the change was made.
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I wondered about that when Grisham called the guys entertainers during the ECW main event.
 
Reminds me when Rock had to tag team with Tajiri and he kept calling him his Chinese friend then made stereotypical Chinese sounds, which translated to "Bring it bitch."
 
[quote name='mykevermin']all yella people are yella in the double-double-eeee fans' eyes.

It's cool. We can even make Steve Lombardi Japanese![/quote]


True fact: I renamed "Kim Chee" to "The Chinky Brawler" in WCW/nWO Revenge.
 
I forgot there was a wrestler/manager (or several, I suppose) named Kim Chee.

Christ, imagine how that would work with other ethnicities. Santino Marella would have been named "Antipasto."
 
[quote name='mykevermin']all yella people are yella in the double-double-eeee fans' eyes.

It's cool. We can even make Steve Lombardi Japanese![/quote]

That made him a Red Sox fan at one point. That's probably a bigger stretch.:)
 
can someone post the SD spoilers perhaps?

also, finally got all situated and the wireless figured out i should be back with regular occurence from now on.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']also, finally got all situated and the wireless figured out i should be back with regular occurence from now on.[/QUOTE]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

Oh, and just a friendly reminder... TNA Impact makes its HD debut tonight. Not that anyone will care since we all will be doing better things
... such as watching tonight's riveting Chicago vs New York MLS game on ESPN 2
. But I thought I'd remind ya'll anyways.
 
I may tune in to see the new set. But I have a feeling Resistance 2 beta and Supernatural will take up most of the night.
 
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