The Killer Kowalski Memorial (and George Steele) Wrestling Thread

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[quote name='Purple Flames']If this is first, then I wonder what they have in store for the rest of the show.[/QUOTE]

Crap and Santino.

Honk-a-meter = awesome.

Rhods and DiBiase putting over Orton as he slaps them and they fawn in his presence = asinine.
 
Well they start us out with a great Punk/Jericho match to make us all happy before we are subjected to Kane vs. Rey Rey
 
[quote name='BoSoxFan900']Who was the blond guy?

Edit: Nevermind[/QUOTE]

Just in case you forgot:

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Okay, so Rey's going to go out on top, leading to a mask vs. mask match at the next PPV, right? If Kane wins, Rey's comes off, if Rey wins, Kane's goes back on.. Rey will win, Kane will put the mask back on and be a midcarder for a year or two before he's eventually let go when they have nothing for him..
 
Time to get backa to watching Eagles/Cowboys.....

Ol boy interrupting Kane's segment just felt...WEIRD
 
Santino is so freakin' awesome.

:rofl: @ Beth's ass getting slammed on Santino's face. And :rofl: at Batista going "OW!" after the second slap.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I see Burchill is now establishing his heel status with the Evil Leather Jacket (TM).[/QUOTE]

I think it was the same one from the 1980's. Like when Jake The Snake was a heel.

Why was Layla talking in the shittiest British accent ever?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Why was Layla talking in the shittiest British accent ever?[/quote]

I noticed that too. I had a momentary brainfart and wondered what the deal was.
 
This Rey and Kane thing makes no sense.

And the cage match should have been main event.
 
You know what would be awesome?

If La Parka ran out and made the save.

Evan Bourne is just as good. I really like the Evan/Rey tag team.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I was thinking it was gonna be an Iron Man match, but I can live with a Ladder Match.[/quote]

I was thinking the same thing, but hell. A ladder match is going to be awesome.

So what's the deal with Punk? Did they drop him like a bad habit?
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']Time to get backa to watching Eagles/Cowboys.....

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Seriously.

Man, that Raw was the biggest waste of time in a long time. Other than the Batista/Santino/Beth stuff, RAW was weak as water.
 
The cage match was a good way to open the show, as it got it off to a bang, but the rest of the show paled in comparison to it - except for the JBL/Santino/Orton/Batista segment, which provided some good comedy with Santino and effectively built up the world title picture with Batista, Orton, and JBL going at it on the mic.

The women's match dragged on, and Candice's '08 has been much worse than '07, which saw her improve greatly at time. The Noble-Regal story continuing was nice to see, and Noble actually winning was also good to see. The show-long build to the NM title match announcement didn't do much for me. However, the end result of Jericho-HBK in a ladder match at NM was awesome - with HBK tying in that it'll allow him to not only mangle Jericho, but take his title. That should be a fantastic match, although I do worry about HBK's ability to have a great ladder match with his back (and knees, and arm) being hurt, he was able to have a great one 16 years ago with Bret that didn't require a ton of bumps, and I'm sure he can have a better one now with so much more experience under his belt.

The "main event" of Rey-Kane was largely boring and that horrid five-count ending didn't do it any favors, however, the greatness of the Bourne+Rey attack on Kane just about made up for it - it was Bourne's most prominent position on a WWE card yet, and his appearance fired up the crowd as well. Hopefully WWE goes more towards a Rey+Bourne direction and abandons this Kane vs. Rey stuff as quickly as possible.

The rest of this show was just kinda there - "GOOD OL' JH" was horrid, but at least allowed the tag champions to shine. Plus, I dug Michael Cole referencing "Dr. Death" Steve Williams on commentary. Otherwise, that segment was quite embarrassing. As was Adamle fucking up a ton of his lines to announce the world title match at NM - holy Hell was that awful.

Quotes -
Cole - For the first time in history, Raw kicks off with a steel cage match for a world title!
(after Jericho wins)Lawler - How can Lady Luck hang around such a despicable person!?
Adamle - K2, No Mercy is shaping up to be a great Pay-Per-View…
Kane - Years ago, I was in a position where I was forced to remove my mask. But the truth is, no one forces me to do anything - I took it off for all of you, so that I would be accepted, but that didn’t happen - did it? I unmasked, and what did that get me? People point at me! I don’t like being pointed at! I don’t like being ridiculed. You people are repulsed by me, and the feeling is more than mutual! Rey is a man who doesn’t have the courage to do what I did! All of you wear masks as well - all of you hide behind masks of happiness, you pretend to care about your fellow human beings and the only ones you care about is yourself! WHEN I ATTACKED REY AND TORE OFF HIS MASK, I WAS ATTACKING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
Bourne - I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIM BEAT YOU TONIGHT!
Kane - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jillian - YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG…
Lawler - Jillian’s worth watching but not listening to.
(as Jillian sings during a full nelson)Lawler - I’ve heard of singing in the rain but never singing in the ring.
(after an Unprettier)Cole - IF CANDICE HITS THE CANDY WRAPPER AT NO MERCY, WE’LL HAVE A NEW WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
Cole - Here’s a man who’s BITTER - he says he lost millions in the past week, and last week, Charlie Haas and Batista MADE FUN OF HIM!
Lawler - His limo doesn’t have turn signals - he’s so rich that he doesn’t have to tell people where he’s going.
Cole - He’s even upset with his wife - people are saying she’s responsible for the stock market crashing.
Cole - JBL on after the bell on WWE.com said that he DOESN’T LIKE BEING LAUGHED AT!
Lawler - Last week it was funny, to everyone, for everyone, to everyone but JBL.
JBL - Mike Adamle, I am not leaving this ring until you make me the number 1 contender RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, TONIGHT! DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE AND MAKE YOUR DECISION BASED ON WHATEVER THEY CHANT! These people cannot relate to me! They can’t afford their own mortgage, I OWN SEVERAL HOMES! Adamle, ya learned last week that YA DON’T MESS WITH JBL! THERE IS NOBODY ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH WHO HAS BETTER CREDENTIALS TO BE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER…(Orton comes out)
Orton - A few weeks ago, I gave my evaluation of Raw’s champions - I was not impressed, which is why I took it upon myself to make sure that Punk didn’t keep his championship! (fans chant RKO) I gotta say, JBL, you’re not much of an improvement. Now the Age of Orton was cut short due to an injury, as I can continue to rehab my shoulder, it’s only a matter of time until it resumes, and when it does, it does not matter who is champion on Raw, because I will once again become WORLD CHAMPION! Finally, there will be a champion here on Raw that actually has some credibility. I don’t care if I have to go through…(Santino’s theme)
Santino - Who do you think-a you are!? You insult me, you insult the Glamazon, unlike you, WE ARE CHAMPION! And unlike you, we are ealty! Look at you, you’re always injury. Just like your daddy! That’s right, how long did he have that cast on his arm? Six years? My papa is always healthy - sure, he did have the herpes, but he managed it very well! And unlike you, we do represent a new age of champions, so POLOGIZE! POLOGIZE TO ME!
Orton - Do you actually expect me to respond to that? I don’t care if I’m hurt, I’ll take you..
Santino - POLOGIZE!
JBL - Not to Mr. and Mrs. Phoenix, YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME! HOW’S YOUR SHOULDER! You have become irrelevant! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN JUSTIFIABLY SAY THAT HE IS NUMBER ONE CONTENDER! I DID WHAT YOU COULD NOT DO, BOOM, ONE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL - I KNOCKED OUT THE ANIMAL! I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THE BASS OUTTA YOUR EYEBALLS BECAUSE I’D HATE FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN AND YOUR…shoulder get hurt again!
Batista - Hahaha…now before I beat the hell out of all of you, I just gotta say this - this is the most pathetic sight I’ve ever seen. The four of you out here BLAHBLAHBLAH, making promises ya can’t keep - you’re like a bunch of politicians! Like Obama said you can put lipstick on a pig, but at the end of the day, it’s still a pig!
Santino - HEY, JUST BECAUSE SHE SOMETIMES SQUEALS, DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S A PIG!
Batista - Don’t make me slap that unibrow off your face! Tonight, I face JBL, and win, then face Jericho for the world championship! I’m gonna keep on beating up guys until you, Orton, get your little doctor’s note and I’ll beat your ass too!
Santino - HEY, AREN’T YOU FORGETTING ABOUT SOMEONE!
Batista - Beth, you want a shot at the title, and I’ll beat your ass too!
JBL - Listen to me…
Batista - I’M TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOU, AND I’M TIRED OF TALKING - LET’S GO RIGHT NOW!
Adamle - Gentlemen, THERE’S NO NEED FOR PHYSICALITY! I’ve decided who will face Jericho at No Mercy. I’ll make the official announcement after the Kane-Rey match.
Batista - Actually Mike, I’ll make my case now. (he beats up JBL then spinebusters Santino)
(Beth slaps Batista)Batista - OW! (he then spinebusters her on top of Santino’s face)
Lilian - GOOD OL’ JH - JIM HAAS!
JH - BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER! I didn’t play football at OU, I didn’t even go to school there, but I got a ring! AND I GO TO EVERY PRACTICE! YOU’RE IN FOR A SLOBBER KNOCKER! By the way, DON’T FORGET TO BUY MY BAR-B-Q SAUCE, ONLINE, AT JRSBARBQ.COM!
JH - STONE COLD! PAY-PER-VIEW! I’M ABOUT WHOOP SOMEONE LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!
Cole - LOU THESZ PRESS! LOU THESZ PRESS!
Cole - GOOD OLE JH GOING FOR THE OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE OF DR. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS!
JBL - Chris, I know we’re not friends, but last week, me made a very impressive tag team.
Jericho - Remember when you cost me the title last year? Because I do! The chances of you getting a title shot are falling faster than the stock market. Adamle values my opinions more than you because I’M THE CHAMPION! If I’m going on the stock market, I’m not investing in Merrill-Lynch and I’m not investing in JBL as a tag team partner.
Lawler - You know, Noble’s house doesn’t have curtains, but his truck does.
Cole - You ever have your heart broken like Noble?
Lawler - Well, I have. It’s in my book…
Cole - Of course.
Layla - Jamie, I’m sorry…it took me this long to GET RID OF YOU! Where were you gonna take me? To the Waffle House in your pickup truck? Now I’ve found a man who is worthy of me!(Regal comes out)
Regal - You see, it’s not Noble that she wanted - it’s nobility.
Lawler - RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!
Cole - OF THE 300 POUNDER!
Jericho - First of all, I want to thank Mike Adamle for listening to my opinion. Who will be the number 1 contender for my title? That shouldn’t be taken lightly. Batista, JBL…well, in my opinion, neither are worthy for a shot at my title, so at NM, they should face each other, beat the living hell out of each other, and right afterwards, I’ll face the winner for MY championship. They say it’s not fair, that’s two matches in one night - BIG DEAL - I wrestled two matches in one night and I became world champion BECAUSE I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD! I’m in a league of my own and I DESERVE THIS! If Adamle wants to continue respecting his champion, I suggest that he makes my suggestion HAPPEN at No Mercy!
Adamle - Chris, I hear ya, and I say that it’s more than fair. So at No Mercy, it’ll be JBL vs. Batista, and the winner will be the new number 1 contender. Now I’ve got a slight problem - I’m supposed to have quarterly meetings with Shane and Stephanie, because I don’t want to schedule challengers to fight twice, so it’ll be JBL vs. Batista, and the winner will face the champion, but not on that night.
Jericho - What do you mean? The winner of JBL-Batista WILL FACE ME!?
Adamle - Not necessarily, I have to defend the title that night, and I solicited the opinions of JBL and Batista, and someone else. And that someone had a title match, an idea for a title match, I couldn’t pass it up. So Chris, let me introduce your opponent at No Mercy for the World Heavyweight Championship… (fans chant HBK, HBK comes out) HBK - I know what you’re thinking, Chris. We’ve already fought in a regular match, an unsanctioned match - what more can we do? Is there any way to top ourselves? More importantly, is there a match that is not only thrilling, but will allow me to permanently disfigure you in ways that even I can’t imagine? And then it hit me - there is a match that some people say I put on the map…there’s a match that some people say I revolutionized… AND it is a match that is going to allow me to beat you for the world heavyweight championship, so at No Mercy, it is gonna be HBK vs. Jericho for th world heavyweight championship in a …boys, help me out here… LADDER MATCH!
Cole - The WWE…WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE DEFENDED IN A LADDER MATCH AT NO MERCY!

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I'm fine with a ladder match. The Iron Man match has outlived it's usefulness... really, wrestling is about short attention spans now. An hour? Really? Let's be fair, it was pretty fucking tedious the first time, and that was with Hart and Michaels in their prime. So, yeah, ladder is ok.

They need to realize that Kane can't be a heel AND tease the mask at the same time. He could go out and say he raped Rey Rey's grandma then put the mask on and still get cheers. I can't figure out why they haven't realized that.

Orton needs to come back soon, because Punk has NOTHING TO DO. A man who was stripped of the title for no reason a little over a week ago didn't even get a story direction hint tonight. That doesn't bode well. If he even makes it long enough to get a program with Orton, that his sink or swim time. Period. As far as I can tell, they've already given up on him... and still with no real explanation as to why.

I love Santino.

JBL, as much as I love the man, needs to re-retire. He's a great heel, but they've done absolutely nothing with him since his return. The past few weeks have been worse, amazingly. 'I want a title shot.' 'I'm a bad guy.' 'I want a title shot.' 'I'm going to face YOU, guy who also has nothing better to do tonight!'. No one fucking believes he'll get the title, so either give him a real feud or fucking drop it. It's just wasted potential at both ends.

Oh, and poor live audience having to sit through the two commercial breaks of singing and saggy chair-bound manboobs.
 
And if you think JBL is bad, Batista hasn't had an angle besides "ME WANT CHAMPION BELT" for like the past..... uh.... ever since he became a face.
 
I have a feeling they'll add Punk to the JBL/Batista match, if only to give him something to do. I think they're going to push Batista/HBK/Jericho back together personally. It's amazing how they at least make it seem like they are booking long term, with all thats been based around Flair's retirement
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I see Burchill is now establishing his heel status with the Evil Leather Jacket (TM).[/QUOTE]
Heels also wear business suits starting around 2002-2003. See - Evolution, JBL's Cabinet, and most recently Jericho.
 
Or, you know, in the '80s, when every major heel wore one. Some, like Bockwinkel, Flair, Gino Hernandez (and his former partner) Tully Blanchard, pulled the look off well. Others, like Lawler, just looked like guys who really, really shouldn't wear suits.
 
No one wore a suit like Flair did. It was his swagger and attitude that put him above the rest.
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Not quite the same.
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[quote name='ZForce']And if you think JBL is bad, Batista hasn't had an angle besides "ME WANT CHAMPION BELT" for like the past..... uh.... ever since he became a face.[/quote]


Either way, we lose. :whistle2:(

[quote name='JJSP']Wait, wait, wait.

Nick Nemeth, AKA Spirit Squad's Nicky, AKA Kerwin White's caddy...is now Dolph Diggler?[/quote]


God, so I heard it correctly. "Dolph Diggler." Holy shit.

[quote name='007']I'm fine with a ladder match. The Iron Man match has outlived it's usefulness... really, wrestling is about short attention spans now. An hour? Really? Let's be fair, it was pretty fucking tedious the first time, and that was with Hart and Michaels in their prime. So, yeah, ladder is ok.

They need to realize that Kane can't be a heel AND tease the mask at the same time. He could go out and say he raped Rey Rey's grandma then put the mask on and still get cheers. I can't figure out why they haven't realized that.

Orton needs to come back soon, because Punk has NOTHING TO DO. A man who was stripped of the title for no reason a little over a week ago didn't even get a story direction hint tonight. That doesn't bode well. If he even makes it long enough to get a program with Orton, that his sink or swim time. Period. As far as I can tell, they've already given up on him... and still with no real explanation as to why.

I love Santino.

JBL, as much as I love the man, needs to re-retire. He's a great heel, but they've done absolutely nothing with him since his return. The past few weeks have been worse, amazingly. 'I want a title shot.' 'I'm a bad guy.' 'I want a title shot.' 'I'm going to face YOU, guy who also has nothing better to do tonight!'. No one fucking believes he'll get the title, so either give him a real feud or fucking drop it. It's just wasted potential at both ends.

Oh, and poor live audience having to sit through the two commercial breaks of singing and saggy chair-bound manboobs.[/quote]


1. JBL needs to replace Michael Cole as commentator. JBL is one heck of a commentator.

2. I also love Santinokins.
 
That's the problem with them dropping Punk... it leaves us in that exact predicament. Batista will constantly be going after the champ, like he did on Smackdown. JBL will have nothing else, so he'll always end up fighting the guy who will be fighting the champion. Michaels is great when paired with Jericho, but it's also pointless, since we know he doesn't actually want the belt, meaning he'll drop it sooner rather than later if he even did win it.

The saving grace here will be whenever Orton comes back. Even if you hate him, he'll still be around to distract at least one of those guys. That's the biggest issue, though... they aren't any good main-event faces. Michaels is out, as previously discussed, Batista is... well, Batista, Cena (I know, we're really stretching the term 'good' here) is out for a few months, and Punk is seemingly dead in the water, if you even want to begin to consider him anyway.

It's really more of a statement about the company overall, and not just Raw, but that's not the point. Essentially... I'm happy with Jericho now, but looking at the months ahead, I'm sincerely hoping they take some kind of chance, because the main events we seemingly have in store aren't good or even remotely exciting.
 
Looks like SvR 2009 will be getting a collectors edition on the ps3 like 08 did last year. Here's the details from GS's webpage:

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  • $79.99
  • Collectible Steel Cage Packaging
  • Exclusive WWE Blu-Ray disc includes over 2 hours of additiona content: Best of Raw and Smackdown Matches, plus BONUS Smackdown vs Raw 2009 videogame behind-the-scenes documentary
 
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From J.R.'s blog -

Q: Hey JR, How's it going? Do you consider Jeff Jarrett as one of the greatest champions in wrestling history? He held 10 world championships by becoming a 4 time WCW world champion, and becoming a 6 time NWA champion. Plus he had a record for being a 6 time Intercontinental Champion, but Jericho broke his 6 with an 8. He's still in second place. Just wanted to get your opinion on this. Thanks

A: No.
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J.R. rules.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']From J.R.'s blog -


J.R. rules.[/QUOTE]

Yes he does.

I have to admit that I multi tasked Monday night with my TV viewing sharing time between Raw and the Cowboys-Eagles NFL game.

I DVRed Raw and here are some observations:

Jericho-Punk had a really solid opening, cage match. Both men bring something special to the table. Nice chemistry between 2 athletic talents.

Nice to see Santino Marella, an entertaining antagonist, get to sit at the “grown up” table in a key interview segment.

William Regal pairing w/Layla should earn the underrated Regal more TV time.

Evan Bourne is a rapidly rising star. He’s quickly growing past the “side kick” role. Best shooting star press I’ve ever seen from this young star.

For the record, unlike the NFL’s Chris Cooley, I am writing this blog fully clothed. :)

HBK vs. Jericho for the World’s Title in a Ladder Match at No Mercy should be excellent. A show stealer?

Charlie Haas impersonation of yours truly got Charlie noticed again, which was the point. No worries here as that road has been traveled before. Upside here was that our Bar-B-Q biz got a Mamajuana-like TV mention. Perhaps I need to go on Lawler’s no carb diet after seeing Charlie’s “drum.”

Yours truly has been honored to have been chosen to write the foreword for Mike Chapman’s new book on the great Danny Hodge. I’m reading the manuscript this week.

My blurb on Steve Austin certainly got people talking about Steve returning to ring for “one more match.” To the best of my knowledge, Steve has no intention of returning to the ring, but is working out like a warrior to prepare for his upcoming movie role. Austin does seem like a leading candidate to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2009 in Houston.

I received 2 great voice mails from Ric Flair Tuesday while I was in route from OKC-Nashville. Ric sounded great, upbeat and busy. His recent controversy seems to have two distinctly different stories. Ric is in the process of recording a DVD interview that he seems excited about. This one should contain some interesting “road stories” and career highlights and lowlights. It was great hearing from Ric who is following his friend Steve Spurrier’s South Carolina Game****s and also keeps up with another friend Bob Stoops’ Oklahoma Sooners.

Tuesday night, Friday Night Smackdown will be taped in Nashville. I am anxious to see what this No Mercy themed broadcast entails. Hopefully, more wrestling than not. Personally, I would like to see all wrestling TV shows invest more time bell to bell.

How did the King escape Raw in his hometown w/o a calamity? Oh, yeah I guess “Jim Haas” was King’s surrogate. :)

It’s been a long time since so many young wrestlers have received TV time. That’s essentially a good thing and puts the onus on the youth of the WWE to step up and accept the responsibility that goes with the territory.

All is good here and thanks for checking out our site. Please do some shopping if you have the time and inclination. We sure appreciate your support.

Boomer Sooner!
J.R.
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Also on his site, he has this awesome photo of Stone Cold when he was first starting out.

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Photo was taken when Steve was training with Gentleman Chris Adams in Dallas during Steve had just finished playing two years of football for the North Texas State Mean Green at defensive end and was working on the freight docks while putting together enough money to pay for his wrestling training. Steve doesn’t have to worry about money these days and the budding film star looks to make the same impact on the silver screen as he did in the squared circle. Steve is like family around the Ross household and through the years we have been through a great deal together. When my time on earth has passed, I fully expect my friend Steve Austin to deliver my eulogy. That’s real friendship and in the wrestling business it is rare…unfortunately.
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FINALLY - IGF 6 matches have hit the web.

Necro Butcher vs. Kendo Ka Shin vs. ROB VAN DAM -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HASTKS87

Typical IGF - guys going through the motions, and getting a decent reaction for doing so. RVD's new theme is comprised entirely of "ROB VAN DAM - THE WHOLE fuckING SHOW" as its lyrics, with RVD syncing up his movements to it pretty well AND debuting a new singlet.
RVD, of course, wins this three way dance, since he's the biggest star in it by a wide margin.

The Predator (Sylvester Terkay) vs. Bobby Lashley -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TWPQTCK8

I haven't seen the Predator gimmick in action before, but after reading about Terkay doing a good Brody impression...yup, it's perfectly fine. He's better with the whole "scare the crowd" thing than other Brody imitations like Nord the Barbarian (who looked the part more), and he, like Brody, has a fine knock-off of "Immigrant Song". The match itself is no great shakes, but Lashley looked solid, and the match finished with
a repeat of his most famous match's finish - the duck-under, rope-rebound spear.

Tank Abbott vs. Josh Barnett -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TKA8E8P0

Downloading this match brought up "CRP" as the download code...that doesn't bode well. Or maybe it does. Perhaps Tank will dance and sing.

Not IGF, but still pretty damned random and goofy matchup -
Ron Simmons and Nailz vs. Keiji Muto and Hiroshi Hase
http://rapidshare.com/files/144484087/NAILZ___Faarooq_vs._Muto___Hase.mp4.html

Solie and Humperdink mocking "Doc Nelson" for his name, then spending a minute debating what kind of Doctor he is, with Solie saying vets call him an MD and MDs calling him a vet, leading to Dink saying that he could be a doctor of philosophy was fantastic. Both Solie and Dink pronouncing Hase's name as "Hasee" was a bit annoying.

Solie stating that Nelson's too stupid to fell pain and that he had a "zombie-like approach" and "that punch didn't look very effective..." after a bad double sledge, and "I think he might be tired" after he huffed and buffed after a whopping two minutes of ring time, then stating that he moved in "absolute slow motion" ruled. Not a great match, but a fun one to watch, and Simmons actually shined quite well in it, doing a variety of headbutts that I don't remember him doing.
 
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I think they should use Orton to turn Punk heel. Not sure how, but kinda in the way he got priceless to join up this pseudo stable.

Maybe since Punk has "nothing left" he will join the dark side.
 
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