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busted down? He debuted as a jobber.
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True, but at least he had an entrance theme.
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[quote name='mykevermin']busted down? He debuted as a jobber.[/QUOTE]
Everyone has to start somewhere in the company, right? Even if that means starting out as an jobber... at least its something, right? Hell Triple H was once an jobber in WCW... and look at where that got him.
Everyone has to start somewhere in the company, right? Even if that means starting out as an jobber... at least its something, right? Hell Triple H was once an jobber in WCW... and look at where that got him.
Of course the WWE, Vince McMahon, and Triple H all would like for us to forget that.
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Kind of a boring SD this week, with no really outstanding matches, although the main event was a perfectly fine TV main event - it wasn't all that memorable aside from Kendrick's new, even-wackier jacket, and Kozlov coming out to massacre Jeff afterwards. HHH not even coming out to do commentary after stirring up shit throughout the show seemed odd, although that did result in less HHH on this show. I didn't mind the DVD plug, but the MVP burial, while making storyline sense since it was true, wasn't needed - it didn't help HHH, and only made MVP look like a chump. At least he didn't drop the fall in the match.
Kendrick calling himself the longest-reigning champion in the history of the scramble was awesome, as was Big Zeke moving up from the Cat in the Hat to reading WWE Magazine tonight. The MyMoving Company skit with the hillbillies and Dykstra was about as effective as possible since they couldn't mention the new network's name. The skit itself dragged on forever, and anyone watching who has no clue what MyNetworkTV is was likely completely mystified by it.
Primo and Carlito coming out to a giant screen with just "THE COLONS" on it was easily the funniest moment of the night - they MIGHT want to change that tron. The match itself just wouldn't end - there were extended periods of boredom where things were they just did holds for what seemed like forever that killed the fun of the match. Primo shined more here by doing short bursts of flashy offense than he did doing full matches on Raw.
The team with Carlito is a step up for both of them, as Primo was previously doing nothing, and Carlito was doing even less. I dig the long indy-riffic pleather pants for Carlito in the sense that they're at least a change from his old apple-filled attire that made him look like a total joke. However, they should have a bit more color to him - black and silver didn't work for him, and they looked like really cheap indy pants at that - with just his name and some squiggly lines on them. Adding some color and some kind of memorable design would be a big step up. I'd like to see this team get the gold, but since they won the match tonight, I see the champs winning at the PPV (if there's a match between them), leading to a TV title win for Carlito and Primo. The state of tag wrestling in WWE right now is more depressing than ever - this was basically the entire tag division of SD on display sans Jesse and Festus, while Raw just has the champions and Cryme Tyme, while ECW just has Miz and Morrison.
As I expected, the Show-Vickie-Taker thing from the PPV worked out much better with what seemed like 14 hours of footage taken out of it - Show's explanation made some sort of sense, and Vickie, as always, got the most heat of anyone in the company. Kozlov's handicap match was good setup for the Hardy attack, which was a smart way to get him into the main event mix without throwing him in there - they can pay off Hardy-Kozlov at Survivor Series, which would be a huge first-ever PPV match for Kozlov, although I wouldn't expect it to be for the title.
The divas tag match was perfectly fine stuff - although its most memorable moment was the exchange between J.R. and THE TAZZ about Maryse being Pat Patterson's favorite diva, which was met with shock by Tazz until J.R. said it was because she was French Canadian.
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Kendrick calling himself the longest-reigning champion in the history of the scramble was awesome, as was Big Zeke moving up from the Cat in the Hat to reading WWE Magazine tonight. The MyMoving Company skit with the hillbillies and Dykstra was about as effective as possible since they couldn't mention the new network's name. The skit itself dragged on forever, and anyone watching who has no clue what MyNetworkTV is was likely completely mystified by it.
Primo and Carlito coming out to a giant screen with just "THE COLONS" on it was easily the funniest moment of the night - they MIGHT want to change that tron. The match itself just wouldn't end - there were extended periods of boredom where things were they just did holds for what seemed like forever that killed the fun of the match. Primo shined more here by doing short bursts of flashy offense than he did doing full matches on Raw.
The team with Carlito is a step up for both of them, as Primo was previously doing nothing, and Carlito was doing even less. I dig the long indy-riffic pleather pants for Carlito in the sense that they're at least a change from his old apple-filled attire that made him look like a total joke. However, they should have a bit more color to him - black and silver didn't work for him, and they looked like really cheap indy pants at that - with just his name and some squiggly lines on them. Adding some color and some kind of memorable design would be a big step up. I'd like to see this team get the gold, but since they won the match tonight, I see the champs winning at the PPV (if there's a match between them), leading to a TV title win for Carlito and Primo. The state of tag wrestling in WWE right now is more depressing than ever - this was basically the entire tag division of SD on display sans Jesse and Festus, while Raw just has the champions and Cryme Tyme, while ECW just has Miz and Morrison.
As I expected, the Show-Vickie-Taker thing from the PPV worked out much better with what seemed like 14 hours of footage taken out of it - Show's explanation made some sort of sense, and Vickie, as always, got the most heat of anyone in the company. Kozlov's handicap match was good setup for the Hardy attack, which was a smart way to get him into the main event mix without throwing him in there - they can pay off Hardy-Kozlov at Survivor Series, which would be a huge first-ever PPV match for Kozlov, although I wouldn't expect it to be for the title.
The divas tag match was perfectly fine stuff - although its most memorable moment was the exchange between J.R. and THE TAZZ about Maryse being Pat Patterson's favorite diva, which was met with shock by Tazz until J.R. said it was because she was French Canadian.
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J.R. - I’m Jim Ross alongside THE Tazz!
J.R. - At Unforgiven, we saw the Game retain the WWE Title!
Tazz - The WWE Title changed hands SEVEN TIMES DURING THE SCRAMBLE!
HHH - If ya didn’t see Unforgiven, you need to. If, for some reason, you didn’t get to see the scramble matches, you need to. The second it comes out, buy the DVD - because I get really good residuals, but also because IT’S AWESOME! It was UNBELIEVABLE! The titles changed hands like a hundred times, there were THOUSANDS OF CHANGES! CM Punk got PUNKED OUT by Randy Orton, it allowed Jericho to win the lottery, MATT HARDY FINALLY WON THE BIG ONE, a giant cheated death, and Rey Mysterio came out with the craziest Mohawk you’ll ever see in your entire life. But only one man walked in and walked out as Champion…. They said I had an 80% chance of losing the title, maybe for those other guys, but not me - I’M THE GAME, and if ya see my name on the card, bet on it, because it’s a sure thing. That scramble was one of the most difficult matches ever, but as always, I found a way - with just one little second, I was able…(Jeff Hardy comes out)
Jeff - Congratulations HHH, IS HE NOT THE MAN!? I mean you beat me fair and square in the scramble. You’re still the champ. You truly are THE KING OF KINGS, you’re awesome! Everyone here and in that locker room respects you, and so do I. And in this WWE Universe, you’re like a legend, like a God, you’ve got it all!
HHH - Okay hot shot, okay Jeff…while I appreciate you giving me all your heartfelt praise…let me tell you how much I respect you… I do! I respect you, I admire you…I admire your passion for this business, your desire, I respect the fact that every night you go in the ring and you put your body on the line like no one else in history has done. I respect that you dance to the beat of your own drum and you don’t care about what anyone else thinks about it, and that no matter what, you reach up for that brass ring, Jeff, you reach to try and get it…but you’re always just ONE SECOND AWAY! (fans boo) Kinda the story of your life, isn’t it Jeff?
Jeff - Maybe you’re right, maybe I am just one step away…Or maybe, I just never had the right people to PUSH ME along! Maybe I never had THE KLIQ, maybe I never had DX, or maybe I just didn’t have family! Because if I did, I might have what you have!
HHH - Maybe that’s true, maybe you would have that. Although have you forgotten about your brother Matt - you remember him, right? You were in a tag team with him, it was when you had the most success you ever had in your career, hell, your entire life. In fact, a lot of peole thought you were better, but today, Matt’s a champion… The thing is, it wasn’t that you were better then, or a better wrestler then him, you had your brother Matt to keep you on the straight and narrow. Because the fact is since you’ve been away from him, you haven’t been able to focus on business well enough to get what you want most in life. That might sound harsh, but here’s the thing Jeff, I don’t want to get into some bitter argument with you - it doesn’t do you or me any good, the fact is whether you believe it or not, the honest to God truth is I DO RESPECT YOU - I respect everything you’ve done in this business. Tonight, you have a fatal four way where the winner goes onto face me for the WWE Title - I hope that you win.
Jeff - I will.
HHH - I hope, tonight, you prove me wrong. Because no matter what happens tonight, when you get to No Mercy, you’ll prove me right.
Tazz - Natalya, the power diva!
J.R. - Just don’t talk about her hips - she might think it’s mean.
Tazz - The divas of the WWE are gorgeous - maybe I should dye my hair red.
J.R. - We’ll talk about that later.
Tazz - Flying mare by Brie Bella…that’s old-school!
J.R. - Natalya, the first third-generation diva in WWE history.
J.R. - Maryse - Pat Patterson’s favorite diva.
Tazz - Really!?
J.R. - Yup, she’s French Canadian.
Tazz - Ah.
J.R. - Natalya and Maryse - the Canadian Connection if you will.
R-Truth - IF YA FEEL ME, STAND UP AND SAY WHAT’S UP! THE WWE - THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT! I’M GONNA BE ONE OF THE BADDEST YOUNG BROTHAS THAT EVER BEEN IN THIS GAME! WHAT’S UP! WHAT’S UP! THE WWE, THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT!
Tazz - If I was still In the ring, i wouldn’t want to be in a scramble.
J.R. - I’d love to see one again though.
Tazz - ME TOO!
(after the koppou kick)Tazz - Chavo almost made R-Truth tell the Truth!
(after an R-Truth bicycle kick)J.R. - What agility by R-Truth!
J.R. - Bam Neely just jerked R-Truth off THE TURNBUCKLE!
(after Bam costs him a match)Chavo - I PAY YOU TO DO YOUR JOB, AND IF THAT’S HOW YOU’RE GONNA DO YOUR JOB, YOU’RE NOT GETTING PAID TODAY!
(after pushing Chavo)Neely - YOU WANNA PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, THEN PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!
Shelton - May I help you?
HHH - Sure - hey, she’s hot - think I got a shot? I don’t understand why you have to compete tonight, because you were the only guy who wasn’t pinned in the scramble. Jeff Hardy seems pretty intent…
Shelton - JEFF HARDY!?
HHH - Yeah, he said he’s gonna reach for the brass ring…
Shelton - I don’t reach for brass rings - I’m gonna grab for your gold title!
HHH - Cool…
Shelton - Yeah, cool…
Tazz - Last week, we had THREE TIMES MORE VIEWERS THAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON ESPN!
(after Jesse and Festus bring out a MyMoving Co box)J.R. - I see a box, a dolly…
Tazz - That’s a hand truck, not a dolly - you’ve never been a stock boy in your life. I have.
J.R. - I don’t want to move, I just got here!
Dykstra - I’M A 22 YEAR OLD STUD, and yet I still don’t get the respect I deserve. So what do I have to do to get respect? Dress like a garbage man? I ‘m about to take the garbage out to the dumpster right…now!
J.R. - Kenny’s getting duct-taped by Jesse and Festus - I don’t know why - I’M NOT DR. PHIL!
Tazz - They’re moving men!
J.R. - Kenny’s being moved all right, BUT TO WHERE!?
Jesse - IT’S MOVIN’ TIME!
Vickie - Excuse me one moment…I SAID EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE MEEEEEEE! The Undertaker made several threats towards me before Unforgiven - he threatened to take my soul, he threatened to send me to the fiery depths of HELL! But as all of you witnessed, the Undertaker did not send me to Hell at Unforgiven. And he did not take my soul! He couldn’t even take my dog! I AM STILL YOUR GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN! The Undertaker threatened me and I literally spit in his face! But I didn’t do this alone - ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce the man who helped me, he is the world’s largest athlete, the Big Show!
Show - You see, a couple of weeks ago, after the Undertaker destroyed Edge in the Cell and Vickie’s family abandoned her - Vickie approached me for help. First, I didn’t want to do it - what the hell did she do to help me? And then I thought what made the Undertaker so special? Everyone has to obey their GM, and the Undertaker thinks he’s above all that. You may be above many things, but no one is above me! We showed him that if he has to follow the rules, then so do I - I know what’s best for SmackDown, and I know what’s best for you. After showing the Undertaker who is in charge of Smack Down - we are a true power couple - there won’t be any wedding rings - this is strictly just business, and this is a journey that results in me having the WWE Title around my waist, but to get that, I have to give Vickie what she wants - an apology from the Undertaker. And if you’re not sorry now, I will personally make sure you will be.
J.R. - It’s Funaki and Scotty Goldman...sounds like a New York law firm. They may need to file their injury claims later.
Kozlov - I CAME HERE BECAUSE I SAW SMACKDOWN WILL GIVE ME CHALLENGE! I DEMAND BETTER CHALLENGE! IF NO ONE WILL GIVE ME CHALLENGE, I WILL FIND ONE MYSELF!
(looking over Ezekial shoulder as he reads WWE Magazine)HHH - Look at that outfit, that’ll never get over…
Kendrick - Hunter, can I help you?
HHH - THE Brian Kendrick - I just wanted to wish you luck
Kendrick - I was the longest-reigning champion in the HISTORY of the championship scramble.
HHH - Just between us, I was rooting for you the whole time. Of all the losers there were that night, you were by far the biggest!
Carlito - Primo and Carlito - brothers, teaming up for the very first time on SmackDown.
Primo - It’s never gonna be the same.
Carlito - Ya gotta do something about your hair - Primo and Carlito - that’s cool!
(on Carlito’s hair)J.R. - Don’t you wish you had hair like that?
Tazz - Well…I’d look different.
J.R. - There’s a natural chemistry between Carlito and Primo as brothers. Kinda like us.
Tazz - Yeah, we’re two brothers from different mothers!
HHH - Hey, it’s the king of bling - MVP!
MVP - I’m in the fatal four-way.
HHH - Why?
MVP - Because I’m the highest-paid wrestler in SmackDown history!
HHH - I can understand Jeff being in, he lasted until the end. Kendrick was the longest-reigning champion in scramble history, or so he says, and Shelton was never pinned. You…. I hope you don’t choke like you did Sunday night.
(after Starrcade ‘83 Flair-Race clips air)J.R. - It’s great to hear Bob Caudle, the late Gordon Solie, WWE Hall of Famer, and Gene Kiniski!
Shelton - For those who don’t understand why I’m called the gold standard, it’s because I shine brighter than all other. I will face HHH for the WWE Title at No Mercy, and you WILL understand why I am the gold standard.
J.R. - LARIAT-LIKE CLOTHESLINE FROM JEFF HARDY!
J.R. - At Unforgiven, we saw the Game retain the WWE Title!
Tazz - The WWE Title changed hands SEVEN TIMES DURING THE SCRAMBLE!
HHH - If ya didn’t see Unforgiven, you need to. If, for some reason, you didn’t get to see the scramble matches, you need to. The second it comes out, buy the DVD - because I get really good residuals, but also because IT’S AWESOME! It was UNBELIEVABLE! The titles changed hands like a hundred times, there were THOUSANDS OF CHANGES! CM Punk got PUNKED OUT by Randy Orton, it allowed Jericho to win the lottery, MATT HARDY FINALLY WON THE BIG ONE, a giant cheated death, and Rey Mysterio came out with the craziest Mohawk you’ll ever see in your entire life. But only one man walked in and walked out as Champion…. They said I had an 80% chance of losing the title, maybe for those other guys, but not me - I’M THE GAME, and if ya see my name on the card, bet on it, because it’s a sure thing. That scramble was one of the most difficult matches ever, but as always, I found a way - with just one little second, I was able…(Jeff Hardy comes out)
Jeff - Congratulations HHH, IS HE NOT THE MAN!? I mean you beat me fair and square in the scramble. You’re still the champ. You truly are THE KING OF KINGS, you’re awesome! Everyone here and in that locker room respects you, and so do I. And in this WWE Universe, you’re like a legend, like a God, you’ve got it all!
HHH - Okay hot shot, okay Jeff…while I appreciate you giving me all your heartfelt praise…let me tell you how much I respect you… I do! I respect you, I admire you…I admire your passion for this business, your desire, I respect the fact that every night you go in the ring and you put your body on the line like no one else in history has done. I respect that you dance to the beat of your own drum and you don’t care about what anyone else thinks about it, and that no matter what, you reach up for that brass ring, Jeff, you reach to try and get it…but you’re always just ONE SECOND AWAY! (fans boo) Kinda the story of your life, isn’t it Jeff?
Jeff - Maybe you’re right, maybe I am just one step away…Or maybe, I just never had the right people to PUSH ME along! Maybe I never had THE KLIQ, maybe I never had DX, or maybe I just didn’t have family! Because if I did, I might have what you have!
HHH - Maybe that’s true, maybe you would have that. Although have you forgotten about your brother Matt - you remember him, right? You were in a tag team with him, it was when you had the most success you ever had in your career, hell, your entire life. In fact, a lot of peole thought you were better, but today, Matt’s a champion… The thing is, it wasn’t that you were better then, or a better wrestler then him, you had your brother Matt to keep you on the straight and narrow. Because the fact is since you’ve been away from him, you haven’t been able to focus on business well enough to get what you want most in life. That might sound harsh, but here’s the thing Jeff, I don’t want to get into some bitter argument with you - it doesn’t do you or me any good, the fact is whether you believe it or not, the honest to God truth is I DO RESPECT YOU - I respect everything you’ve done in this business. Tonight, you have a fatal four way where the winner goes onto face me for the WWE Title - I hope that you win.
Jeff - I will.
HHH - I hope, tonight, you prove me wrong. Because no matter what happens tonight, when you get to No Mercy, you’ll prove me right.
Tazz - Natalya, the power diva!
J.R. - Just don’t talk about her hips - she might think it’s mean.
Tazz - The divas of the WWE are gorgeous - maybe I should dye my hair red.
J.R. - We’ll talk about that later.
Tazz - Flying mare by Brie Bella…that’s old-school!
J.R. - Natalya, the first third-generation diva in WWE history.
J.R. - Maryse - Pat Patterson’s favorite diva.
Tazz - Really!?
J.R. - Yup, she’s French Canadian.
Tazz - Ah.
J.R. - Natalya and Maryse - the Canadian Connection if you will.
R-Truth - IF YA FEEL ME, STAND UP AND SAY WHAT’S UP! THE WWE - THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT! I’M GONNA BE ONE OF THE BADDEST YOUNG BROTHAS THAT EVER BEEN IN THIS GAME! WHAT’S UP! WHAT’S UP! THE WWE, THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT!
Tazz - If I was still In the ring, i wouldn’t want to be in a scramble.
J.R. - I’d love to see one again though.
Tazz - ME TOO!
(after the koppou kick)Tazz - Chavo almost made R-Truth tell the Truth!
(after an R-Truth bicycle kick)J.R. - What agility by R-Truth!
J.R. - Bam Neely just jerked R-Truth off THE TURNBUCKLE!
(after Bam costs him a match)Chavo - I PAY YOU TO DO YOUR JOB, AND IF THAT’S HOW YOU’RE GONNA DO YOUR JOB, YOU’RE NOT GETTING PAID TODAY!
(after pushing Chavo)Neely - YOU WANNA PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, THEN PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME!
Shelton - May I help you?
HHH - Sure - hey, she’s hot - think I got a shot? I don’t understand why you have to compete tonight, because you were the only guy who wasn’t pinned in the scramble. Jeff Hardy seems pretty intent…
Shelton - JEFF HARDY!?
HHH - Yeah, he said he’s gonna reach for the brass ring…
Shelton - I don’t reach for brass rings - I’m gonna grab for your gold title!
HHH - Cool…
Shelton - Yeah, cool…
Tazz - Last week, we had THREE TIMES MORE VIEWERS THAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL ON ESPN!
(after Jesse and Festus bring out a MyMoving Co box)J.R. - I see a box, a dolly…
Tazz - That’s a hand truck, not a dolly - you’ve never been a stock boy in your life. I have.
J.R. - I don’t want to move, I just got here!
Dykstra - I’M A 22 YEAR OLD STUD, and yet I still don’t get the respect I deserve. So what do I have to do to get respect? Dress like a garbage man? I ‘m about to take the garbage out to the dumpster right…now!
J.R. - Kenny’s getting duct-taped by Jesse and Festus - I don’t know why - I’M NOT DR. PHIL!
Tazz - They’re moving men!
J.R. - Kenny’s being moved all right, BUT TO WHERE!?
Jesse - IT’S MOVIN’ TIME!
Vickie - Excuse me one moment…I SAID EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE MEEEEEEE! The Undertaker made several threats towards me before Unforgiven - he threatened to take my soul, he threatened to send me to the fiery depths of HELL! But as all of you witnessed, the Undertaker did not send me to Hell at Unforgiven. And he did not take my soul! He couldn’t even take my dog! I AM STILL YOUR GENERAL MANAGER OF SMACKDOWN! The Undertaker threatened me and I literally spit in his face! But I didn’t do this alone - ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce the man who helped me, he is the world’s largest athlete, the Big Show!
Show - You see, a couple of weeks ago, after the Undertaker destroyed Edge in the Cell and Vickie’s family abandoned her - Vickie approached me for help. First, I didn’t want to do it - what the hell did she do to help me? And then I thought what made the Undertaker so special? Everyone has to obey their GM, and the Undertaker thinks he’s above all that. You may be above many things, but no one is above me! We showed him that if he has to follow the rules, then so do I - I know what’s best for SmackDown, and I know what’s best for you. After showing the Undertaker who is in charge of Smack Down - we are a true power couple - there won’t be any wedding rings - this is strictly just business, and this is a journey that results in me having the WWE Title around my waist, but to get that, I have to give Vickie what she wants - an apology from the Undertaker. And if you’re not sorry now, I will personally make sure you will be.
J.R. - It’s Funaki and Scotty Goldman...sounds like a New York law firm. They may need to file their injury claims later.
Kozlov - I CAME HERE BECAUSE I SAW SMACKDOWN WILL GIVE ME CHALLENGE! I DEMAND BETTER CHALLENGE! IF NO ONE WILL GIVE ME CHALLENGE, I WILL FIND ONE MYSELF!
(looking over Ezekial shoulder as he reads WWE Magazine)HHH - Look at that outfit, that’ll never get over…
Kendrick - Hunter, can I help you?
HHH - THE Brian Kendrick - I just wanted to wish you luck
Kendrick - I was the longest-reigning champion in the HISTORY of the championship scramble.
HHH - Just between us, I was rooting for you the whole time. Of all the losers there were that night, you were by far the biggest!
Carlito - Primo and Carlito - brothers, teaming up for the very first time on SmackDown.
Primo - It’s never gonna be the same.
Carlito - Ya gotta do something about your hair - Primo and Carlito - that’s cool!
(on Carlito’s hair)J.R. - Don’t you wish you had hair like that?
Tazz - Well…I’d look different.
J.R. - There’s a natural chemistry between Carlito and Primo as brothers. Kinda like us.
Tazz - Yeah, we’re two brothers from different mothers!
HHH - Hey, it’s the king of bling - MVP!
MVP - I’m in the fatal four-way.
HHH - Why?
MVP - Because I’m the highest-paid wrestler in SmackDown history!
HHH - I can understand Jeff being in, he lasted until the end. Kendrick was the longest-reigning champion in scramble history, or so he says, and Shelton was never pinned. You…. I hope you don’t choke like you did Sunday night.
(after Starrcade ‘83 Flair-Race clips air)J.R. - It’s great to hear Bob Caudle, the late Gordon Solie, WWE Hall of Famer, and Gene Kiniski!
Shelton - For those who don’t understand why I’m called the gold standard, it’s because I shine brighter than all other. I will face HHH for the WWE Title at No Mercy, and you WILL understand why I am the gold standard.
J.R. - LARIAT-LIKE CLOTHESLINE FROM JEFF HARDY!
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Oh sweet.... just found out that One Night Stand 2009 will be here. Hopefully.....
Randy won't break his collarbone this time around.
I just don't get what guys see in Brian Kendrick's new gimmick. He walks around really arrogantly and that's about it. I obviously don't have as much knowledge as you guys on pro wrestling so I'd like to hear your opinions. Guys like MVP have already proven themselves as upper mid-carders but doesn't seem to get as much attention. He did develop himself a bit more as an opportunist tonight. That'd be great if two other wrestlers hadn't already had the same gimmick.
I gotta confess though, I did cheer when MVP clotheslined him, so I guess he's doing something right.
I gotta confess though, I did cheer when MVP clotheslined him, so I guess he's doing something right.
[quote name='DQT']I just don't get what guys see in Brian Kendrick's new gimmick. He walks around really arrogantly and that's about it. I obviously don't have as much knowledge as you guys on pro wrestling so I'd like to hear your opinions. Guys like MVP have already proven themselves as upper mid-carders but doesn't seem to get as much attention. He did develop himself a bit more as an opportunist tonight. That'd be great if two other wrestlers hadn't already had the same gimmick.
I gotta confess though, I did cheer when MVP clotheslined him, so I guess he's doing something right.[/QUOTE]
I think it's because he actually has a gimmick now instead of being "Paul London's partner".
I gotta confess though, I did cheer when MVP clotheslined him, so I guess he's doing something right.[/QUOTE]
I think it's because he actually has a gimmick now instead of being "Paul London's partner".
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You'd have to think that Cabana knew it wasn't going to work when they had to change his name because 'it wasn't jewish enough'. Not even Cabana... but his real name... and he's, you know, Jewish.
I mean,
ing really.
I enjoy that almost as much as hearing that Vince told Carlito to 'spic it up a bit'. I don't care if it's bullshit, I *want* to believe it.
I mean,
ing really.I enjoy that almost as much as hearing that Vince told Carlito to 'spic it up a bit'. I don't care if it's bullshit, I *want* to believe it.
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[quote name='JJSP']Did you forget Thunder?[/QUOTE]
I made the mistake of buying a PS1 (I was a Nintendo guy through and through) solely for WCW Thunder. It was just as shitty as Nitro, only it had Kidman and every match ended in 30 seconds after a test of strength sapped 1 participant's energy meter. It turned me off of the Sony brand for years, and I missed a lot of great RPGs as a result.
I made the mistake of buying a PS1 (I was a Nintendo guy through and through) solely for WCW Thunder. It was just as shitty as Nitro, only it had Kidman and every match ended in 30 seconds after a test of strength sapped 1 participant's energy meter. It turned me off of the Sony brand for years, and I missed a lot of great RPGs as a result.
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Grabbed Ric Flair's autobiography for a stunning $3 last night at Barnes & Noble. Hopefully it's worth it.
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Some Mid-South - Mr. Wrestling II hates the dope-smokin' Rock 'n Roll Express, while Dr. Death rocks a Fu Manchu 'stache in a music video set to Genesis' "Just a Job To Do", and Bill Watts put over the super date with the RNR Express and then gives a BIG thumbs up to close the show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAiZqc7SJhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAiZqc7SJhI
[quote name='007']You'd have to think that Cabana knew it wasn't going to work when they had to change his name because 'it wasn't jewish enough'. Not even Cabana... but his real name... and he's, you know, Jewish.
I mean,ing really.
I enjoy that almost as much as hearing that Vince told Carlito to 'spic it up a bit'. I don't care if it's bullshit, I *want* to believe it.[/quote]
When news first broke that Cabana was debuting in WWE, I figured they were going to give him the surname "Weinberg."
"Goldman" is pretty close.
#:lol:
I mean,
ing really.I enjoy that almost as much as hearing that Vince told Carlito to 'spic it up a bit'. I don't care if it's bullshit, I *want* to believe it.[/quote]
When news first broke that Cabana was debuting in WWE, I figured they were going to give him the surname "Weinberg."
"Goldman" is pretty close.
#:lol:
[quote name='bornrunnin31']Grabbed Ric Flair's autobiography for a stunning $3 last night at Barnes & Noble. Hopefully it's worth it.[/QUOTE]
It definitely is.
Here's something I saw on DVDVR. Not that surprising, honestly:
http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/other-news/jake-the-snake-roberts-causes-chaos-at-show/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UJGkBynHKk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYIpIMg8nu4
Yeah, too bad Jake is up to his usual shit, but I'm sure what went down there was much more entertaining than whatever nonsense "Firestorm Pro Wrestling" had planned for the evening.
It definitely is.
Here's something I saw on DVDVR. Not that surprising, honestly:
http://www.wrestlenewz.com/wrestling/other-news/jake-the-snake-roberts-causes-chaos-at-show/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UJGkBynHKk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYIpIMg8nu4
Yeah, too bad Jake is up to his usual shit, but I'm sure what went down there was much more entertaining than whatever nonsense "Firestorm Pro Wrestling" had planned for the evening.
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Wonder if the WWE will pony up for him to go to rehab yet again?
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[quote name='Halo05'] At least he whipped out Damian for the crowd.[/quote]
It took a second for that to register with me. Well played sir
It took a second for that to register with me. Well played sir
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[quote name='DQT']I just don't get what guys see in Brian Kendrick's new gimmick. He walks around really arrogantly and that's about it. I obviously don't have as much knowledge as you guys on pro wrestling so I'd like to hear your opinions. Guys like MVP have already proven themselves as upper mid-carders but doesn't seem to get as much attention. He did develop himself a bit more as an opportunist tonight. That'd be great if two other wrestlers hadn't already had the same gimmick.[/quote]
It's probably the same thing most internet fans had a wet dream about when Sean O'Haire "wasn't telling us something we already didn't know." I never saw what was great about that either.
At least Kendrick is capable in the ring though.
Wow, if there ever should be a PSA against plastic surgery Mickey Rourke should volunteer with Michael Jackson, Lil Kim and Donatella Versace.
It's probably the same thing most internet fans had a wet dream about when Sean O'Haire "wasn't telling us something we already didn't know." I never saw what was great about that either.
At least Kendrick is capable in the ring though.
Wow, if there ever should be a PSA against plastic surgery Mickey Rourke should volunteer with Michael Jackson, Lil Kim and Donatella Versace.
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That nitwit at the end of the second Jake video says it all: (The "we love you Jake" guy)
People are generally stupid and irrationally starstruck by "people who were on the TV."
So Jake will continue to be a draw, and Jake will continue to be booked by hillbilly promoters with short term dollar signs in their eyes, and Jake will continue to be an embarrassment to himself.
And the crowd will continue to pop for the DDT.
But perhaps not his cock.
People are generally stupid and irrationally starstruck by "people who were on the TV."
So Jake will continue to be a draw, and Jake will continue to be booked by hillbilly promoters with short term dollar signs in their eyes, and Jake will continue to be an embarrassment to himself.
And the crowd will continue to pop for the DDT.
But perhaps not his cock.
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Anyone following SvR 2009?
Any idea if the PS3 will get custom themes this year, or if either version will support DLC (wrestlers)?
Any idea if the PS3 will get custom themes this year, or if either version will support DLC (wrestlers)?
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No Surrender's main event has been changed to a 3-way, as Booker T was unable to leave Houston due to Ike. Also, James Storm has a windpipe injury, and Jackie Moore lost four teeth during a house show match recently. - http://www.f4wonline.com/content/view/6732/
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Wow, if there ever should be a PSA against plastic surgery Mickey Rourke should volunteer with Michael Jackson, Lil Kim and Donatella Versace.[/quote]
Add Meg Ryan to that list. *shudder*
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']No Surrender's main event has been changed to a 3-way, as Booker T was unable to leave Houston due to Ike. Also, James Storm has a windpipe injury, and Jackie Moore lost four teeth during a house show match recently. - http://www.f4wonline.com/content/view/6732/[/quote]
Nice goin', Booka. He should've driven to San Antonio ahead of time. He's in the main event! Plan ahead.
Booker T's apparent thought process:
"Holy crap, a hurricane!? Why didn't anyone say it was coming?"
I think this is the real culprit.
Add Meg Ryan to that list. *shudder*
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']No Surrender's main event has been changed to a 3-way, as Booker T was unable to leave Houston due to Ike. Also, James Storm has a windpipe injury, and Jackie Moore lost four teeth during a house show match recently. - http://www.f4wonline.com/content/view/6732/[/quote]
Nice goin', Booka. He should've driven to San Antonio ahead of time. He's in the main event! Plan ahead.
Booker T's apparent thought process:
"Holy crap, a hurricane!? Why didn't anyone say it was coming?"
I think this is the real culprit.
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I have a dollar sez Jarrett ends up TNA champion before 11PM tonight.
[quote name='mykevermin']And the crowd will continue to pop for the DDT.
But perhaps not his cock.[/quote]
[quote name='mykevermin']Anyone following SvR 2009?
Any idea if the PS3 will get custom themes this year, or if either version will support DLC (wrestlers)?[/quote]
Ahems: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177546
Custom themes have been confirmed for 360 and PS3 versions.
No news yet on whether wrestlers will be available by download. I hope so, though.
But perhaps not his cock.[/quote]
[quote name='mykevermin']Anyone following SvR 2009?
Any idea if the PS3 will get custom themes this year, or if either version will support DLC (wrestlers)?[/quote]
Ahems: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=177546
Custom themes have been confirmed for 360 and PS3 versions.
No news yet on whether wrestlers will be available by download. I hope so, though.
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[quote name='chasemurata']I will shave off my eyebrows if it's not a chaotic finish.
Disclaimer: "my" in this instance designates "anyone's but my own"[/quote]
I didn't see your disclaimer until I hit the reply button. DAMN YOU DISCLAIMER, DAMN YOU!!!!
My opinion on tonight's main event: Jarretts Sting up and tries to give Joe the pin, Joe refuses and chokes Jarrett out for the kind gesture. Kevin Nash hobbles to the ring and slaps Joe for disrespecting Jarrett. Sting and Nash proceed to Joe up. Don West explodes. Security rolls a TV to the ring that has a live feed of Booker T in Houston. They gently rest the TV on Joe's body and Booker T wins the belt again.
My opinion on SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 for DS: Terrible. I played it for like 10 minutes while taking a shit today and it's probably the worst wrestling game ever... if you can even call it a wrestling game, it's more like a Stylus exercise application.
Disclaimer: "my" in this instance designates "anyone's but my own"[/quote]
I didn't see your disclaimer until I hit the reply button. DAMN YOU DISCLAIMER, DAMN YOU!!!!
My opinion on tonight's main event: Jarrett
s Sting up and tries to give Joe the pin, Joe refuses and chokes Jarrett out for the kind gesture. Kevin Nash hobbles to the ring and slaps Joe for disrespecting Jarrett. Sting and Nash proceed to Joe up. Don West explodes. Security rolls a TV to the ring that has a live feed of Booker T in Houston. They gently rest the TV on Joe's body and Booker T wins the belt again.My opinion on SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 for DS: Terrible. I played it for like 10 minutes while taking a shit today and it's probably the worst wrestling game ever... if you can even call it a wrestling game, it's more like a Stylus exercise application.
[quote name='PhrostByte']I didn't see your disclaimer until I hit the reply button. DAMN YOU DISCLAIMER, DAMN YOU!!!![/quote]
Hehehe! Success! ... 
[quote name='PhrostByte']My opinion on tonight's main event: Jarretts Sting up and tries to give Joe the pin, Joe refuses and chokes Jarrett out for the kind gesture. Kevin Nash hobbles to the ring and slaps Joe for disrespecting Jarrett. Sting and Nash proceed to Joe up. Don West explodes. Security rolls a TV to the ring that has a live feed of Booker T in Houston. They gently rest the TV on Joe's body and Booker T wins the belt again.
My opinion on SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 for DS: Terrible. I played it for like 10 minutes while taking a shit today and it's probably the worst wrestling game ever... if you can even call it a wrestling game, it's more like a Stylus exercise application.[/quote]
That sounds eerily accurate, Phrost.
If it's wrong, I'll be kind and only shave off one of your eyebrows.
Hehehe! Success!
... [quote name='PhrostByte']My opinion on tonight's main event: Jarrett
s Sting up and tries to give Joe the pin, Joe refuses and chokes Jarrett out for the kind gesture. Kevin Nash hobbles to the ring and slaps Joe for disrespecting Jarrett. Sting and Nash proceed to Joe up. Don West explodes. Security rolls a TV to the ring that has a live feed of Booker T in Houston. They gently rest the TV on Joe's body and Booker T wins the belt again.My opinion on SmackDown vs. RAW 2008 for DS: Terrible. I played it for like 10 minutes while taking a shit today and it's probably the worst wrestling game ever... if you can even call it a wrestling game, it's more like a Stylus exercise application.[/quote]
That sounds eerily accurate, Phrost.
If it's wrong, I'll be kind and only shave off one of your eyebrows.
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Wow did the last 15 minutes of this PPV just drag on and on. Long ass opening promo video then an long ass Sting promo that did next to nothing - well outside of the Bound For Glory main event is now whomever wins the now three way between Joe/Angle/Christian against Sting.
Rock N Rave vs The Superheroes up now.
Rock N Rave vs The Superheroes up now.
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The only stream I've found is very choppy, and according to Demoman's post, is behind:
http://www.justin.tv/www_wrwnetwork_ws
EDIT: Never mind. Go here: http://www.justin.tv/choot_tv
http://www.justin.tv/www_wrwnetwork_ws
EDIT: Never mind. Go here: http://www.justin.tv/choot_tv
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Who wouldn't of wanted to have been Curry Man there a moment ago getting a few touches of Christy Hemme?
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[quote name='xpag406']Thanks Matt. I also found:
http://www.justin.tv/xev0xkill3rxx
Very good stream.[/quote]
Thanks, xpag.
Is it just me or would ODB be doable if her mannerisms weren't so cheesy?k
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http://www.justin.tv/xev0xkill3rxx
Very good stream.[/quote]
Thanks, xpag.
Is it just me or would ODB be doable if her mannerisms weren't so cheesy?
kwat
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You're welcome. Sadly, I won't get to watch the rest since I have a family gathering to attend. I'd much rather watch the PPV than eat dinner and socialize with a bunch of middle aged to old women.
See you all later... enjoy the show. If anyone knows where to find an archived version later, let me know!
See you all later... enjoy the show. If anyone knows where to find an archived version later, let me know!
Demolition Man
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Decent opening comedy tag match. Not an buyrate driver but enjoyable enough.
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Why is ODB wearing the main character from SplatterHouse's clothes?
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..... and I lose my stream.
Does this match with ODB remind anybody of one of those old ECW matches that went into the crowd?
[quote name='Brak']Why is ODB wearing the main character from SplatterHouse's clothes?[/QUOTE]
My thing is if she is wearing it why does she not have it zipped all the way up.
[quote name='Brak']Why is ODB wearing the main character from SplatterHouse's clothes?[/QUOTE]
My thing is if she is wearing it why does she not have it zipped all the way up.
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Okay... stream back.
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bread's done