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Remember Jeff Jarrett's big "surprise" on Twitter last month? Yeah - surprise, his daughter is in the new Taylor Swift video.
 
Honestly, I've been expecting Taker to go 25-0. I mean, he really doesn't do anything for half the year anyway, most of the time. Just have him as that guy who always shows up just in time to kick someone's ass at Wrestlemania. Let him do whatever for a few months, make a few sporadic appearances to remind us he still exists, then when the new year comes, he starts a new feud.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Cue up another WWE "she hadn't worked for us in years/we drug test now" press release."

: ([/QUOTE]

Linda McMahon might have met her once.
 
[quote name='Chronis']Honestly, I've been expecting Taker to go 25-0. I mean, he really doesn't do anything for half the year anyway, most of the time. Just have him as that guy who always shows up just in time to kick someone's ass at Wrestlemania. Let him do whatever for a few months, make a few sporadic appearances to remind us he still exists, then when the new year comes, he starts a new feud.[/QUOTE]

A few years ago I might have agreed with that, but he just seems to be increasingly showing his age recently. I think a lot of it is the hip surgery. Still, he's managed to dig deep for the WM matches, but he was notably less mobile at WM26 vs. 25.

Honestly, I don't want Taker to become an 'attraction' guy just to rack up WM wins. They've done pretty well the last few years making it seem relevant (Michaels story, Edge/Batista belt feuds), and it's certainly a far cry from the years like Big Show/A-Train. If he only shows up at WM, he'll essentially just be fed guys who likely could be doing something else, which will eventually end up hurting someone. Taker or not, there's a certain breaking point at which feeding him younger talent becomes harmful, and him becoming an 'attraction' talent would do that.

Once again, I assert that I would've been totally happy with him hanging it up at the same time as Michaels. This Kane storyline is some of the best work that Kane's ever done, but let's remember that we still have to watch a match at some point (ugh). I'm guessing that the time off, only to come back and get injured right away, may have been some kind of wake up call for either Taker or WWE, so we'll see how long he sticks around. Still, it's a weird thing to talk about, though, since I truly view Taker's retirement as the last of the old era. In about 2 years, I'd wager that we're left with HHH as the 'old guy'... Mysterio will be gone, Jericho isn't likely to be around for that long, and even Edge has talked about retirement. We're honestly getting to a point where people like Cena and Orton would be the 'older' guys, which is a bit of a mindfuck in itself.

Really, though, just think about it... WWE without the Undertaker. That's just going to take a while to sink in.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']guy on lordsofpain posted an article about the three matches he would like to see at WMXXVII.

i gotta say i like all three of the matches he proposes

http://www.lordsofpain.net/columns/...-most-wanted-matches-for-wrestlemania-27.html[/QUOTE]

Jericho vs Bryan would be a good match, but this guy is clueless in the rest of his booking.

Miz is solid on the mic, but certainly not a WM main eventer yet. Orton vs Punk would be so much better, assuming one is champion and the other has won the Rumble. Orton vs Wade Barrett also looks more legit on paper at the moment.

Ending Taker's streak at 18-1 is something only a complete moron would do. The streak needs to reach 19-0, so the following match can have the 20-0 potential tied in. Taker is winding down, but I believe he has two WM matches left in him, and a match that sees him shooting for 20-0 or possibly retiring is really must-see for any wrestling fan.

If I had to set up three WM27 matches now, from a booking standpoint, I'd look at:

Orton vs Punk
Triple H vs Barrett
Cena vs Taker
 
[quote name='007']So, where does that leave Taker? For two shining years, his matches finally meant something again... [/QUOTE]

I'd argue the last four years were all meaningful.

WM 23's match against Batista was excellent, and for the title, and WM 24's match against Edge was not only for the title, but the main event.

Hell, you could argue that five of Taker's last six WM matches have "meant something" as many believed Orton had a legit shot at ending the streak at WM21, and the WM20 match marked the return of Deadman Taker. Erase the WM19 and 22 travesties and Taker hasn't had a "meaingless" WM match since 15.
 
.....so yea, a tall bitch might be in the wwe

http://www.sescoops.com/wrestling-news/wwe-news/wwe-negotiating-with-6-foot-9-inch-diva/

she looks very manly in the face (most tall bitches do) and the only thing she got going for her are of course her breasts....

I say.....she's debuted as Khali's ugly wife

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...is this a woman you'd fuck????


*a tall bitch that wears heels = the ultimate turn off. i'm sorry...da fuck you wearing heels for?!?!?!
 
[quote name='Brak']You're so ignorant that it's hilariously pathetic.[/QUOTE]
enlighten me, oh wise one....

what? does she look very feminine in the face? is she not tall as fuck? is a tall bitch who wears heels a turn on to you? would you fuck???

da fuck am i ignorant about? please...enlighten me!
 
I find his healthy respect for women absolutely refreshing.

What are you ignorant about? Well, let's see. Spelling, capitalization, sentence structure...and I'm not even touching on the subject of your enlightening posts.

[quote name='007']Really, though, just think about it... WWE without the Undertaker. That's just going to take a while to sink in.[/QUOTE]

But then we can FINALLY get the return of Mean Mark Callus and it can be in TNA. You know you want it.
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']enlighten me, oh wise one....

what? does she look very feminine in the face? is she not tall as fuck? is a tall bitch who wears heels a turn on to you? would you fuck???

da fuck am i ignorant about? please...enlighten me![/QUOTE]
He's probably referring to the fact that you're homophobic and apparently insist on referring to every woman as "bitch". It makes you seem pretty fucking stupid and pathetic.
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']...is this a woman you'd fuck????[/QUOTE]
Here's a picture of Isis the Amazon ~2 weeks ago at an FCW event:
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[quote name='neocisco']
What are you ignorant about? Well, let's see. Spelling, capitalization, sentence structure...[/QUOTE]


my lack of needing caps or structure pass is still intact, right?
:lol:
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Here's a picture of Isis the Amazon ~2 weeks ago at an FCW event:
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I've never liked chicks taller than me, but in her case I might make an exception because it looks like I'd be perfect height for some motor-boatin'.
 
[quote name='JP']I've never liked chicks taller than me, but in her case I might make an exception because it looks like I'd be perfect height for some motor-boatin'.[/QUOTE]

i support the hell out of this
 
i bet being with a tall chick is like riding a scary roller coaster... scared at first, dunno if you can handle it... then after its over you want to ride it again.
 
if yall like that tall bitch, then hell, good for you

Wait...

If you gentleman fancy the tall lady, then good show!


...fuck outta here!
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I absolutely LOVED the promo Cena did before the match started. It was everything that great about his character at the time. Just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxO0tUnKXc8&feature=related[/QUOTE]


see, this is when i was mostly reading about wrestling as opposed to watching. reading stuff about him cutting promos at SD tapings that either got cut from the show or extremely edited. weird to see where he is at now
 
FYI WWEShop.com is offering the Best Of RAW Volume 1 and 2 DVD set for 50% off the $19.99 price right now with the code 900RAW from now until midnight EST. Just placed my order for the set. :)
 
Wasn't it just two weeks ago that the "general manager" said Bret Hart would never be on Raw again, much less wrestle? And now he opens the show and is main eventing against the Undertaker?

This will be bad.. but man, I want to see it.

Thanks for the heads up Demolition, I'm going to order it.
 
I hope some of the clips they show are of the ECW Raw back in the day. I doubt it will happen since a good portion of those guys are now in TNA but I'd really like to see some clips of that raw.
 
[quote name='Scorch']Wasn't it just two weeks ago that the "general manager" said Bret Hart would never be on Raw again, much less wrestle? And now he opens the show and is main eventing against the Undertaker?

This will be bad.. but man, I want to see it.

Thanks for the heads up Demolition, I'm going to order it.[/QUOTE]
Yea....the GM said he hated Bret and we wouldn't be seeing him again...

I turn on my TV...and there's Bret Hart. And we get to see him vs UT. Damn.

I was hoping for a preview of UT/Kane with a partner of their choice....


*and yes, I did just come in my trousers seeing two talented wrestlers team together. Whomever booked that deserves a beer
 
And Cole just shit on the internet. I know everyone hates Cole, I'm definitely in that group, but I love how they just have him shit all over Bryan and the internet.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']You know that state of wrestling is bad when the biggest heel in the arena is a laptop.[/QUOTE]

That would be for Michael Cole.
 
I had a feeling Kaval would be pinned...


And out of all the "rookies", I see Alex Riley being the most ready. Dude just looks like a typical WWE wrestler would hire. While Kaval.....seems like a SD superstar I guess.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']WWE's running a special 3 hour sale on the new Best of Raw S1 and 2 set - enter 900RAW at checkout and get 50% off and a free Raw T-Shirt.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's practically a steal.
 
Snap I forgot to mention the RAW shirt when I posted about the Best Of RAW set deal. Still a great deal even without the shirt but the shirt makes it a better deal.

Also I got a feeling the RAW GM will be revealed tonight. Just a feeling.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']Michelle McCool is the Divas' HHH.

In that she fucked her way to the top.[/QUOTE]
let's get past that. raw's on

*in reference to your edit
 
Would it kill Cody Rhodes to get a pair of kneepads? It's a little weird to see someone in 2010 rocking the Greg Valentine look.
 
The comparisons to Jersey Shore (about how it'll take 80 years for them to reach 900 episodes) are fucking stupid.

Oh, and is Undertaker sick IRL, or is that coughing he did on SmackDown and tonight supposed to be part of his "old/feeble" gimmick?
 
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