Tazz - Layla’s got that latino temper.
Adamle - Knox wants to leave Dreamer something to…dream about!
Tazz - Mike Knox is a big, bad apple man! I’ve seen a lot of guys come and go, but this Mike Knox is here to stay!
Adamle - Look at that 8-pack of abs on Morrison, just like you had in your heyday.
Tazz - I had a one pack.
Miz - Adamle, is Yang Jamaican-ya crazy?
(after an énziguri)Adamle - BIG RIGHT LEG KICK!
Miz - Morrison’s beating on Jimmy Yang Wang. If Adamle can screw up lines, so can I.
Tazz - Regal - King of the Wing…Ring winner.
Kofi - OH SNAP!
Shelton - Oh SNAP! You’re undefeated aren’t you? Well, that ends tonight.
Tazz - JAMAICAN ME CRAZY! Come on, Mike!
Adamle - JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!
Tazz - Kofi Kongson, Kelly Konson, KOFI KINGSTON is coming to the ring!
Adamle - Shelton and Kofi are arguably the two best athletes as far as doing a variety… of a variety of different things.
Tazz - Today’s Earth Day - we might see Nunzio put into the middle of the Earth.
Edge - Don’t adjust your sets - THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HAS BROUGHT THE CUTTING EDGE TO ECW! Kane, please have a seat…okay, you’d rather stand.. People seem to the think that the most dominant family in wrestling is the Brothers of Destruction - for nearly two decades, you and your brother have run roughshod over WWE. Your parents must be so proud.
Kane - MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, and if you bring them up again, you may be too!
Edge - Settle down, okay, you agreed to be a guest on my show - we ask the tough questions. Your life sucks, it does, okay? You can trace it all back to your dysfunctional family. For most of your life, you lived under a mask, dealing with scars that were just in your head, you’ve had failed relationship after failed relationship, including one I won’t even mention, and one with Lita, who left you, for me. I was gonna marry here, when you ruined our wedding day! Fast forward years later - I am World champion, and you took me out of action, but that was almost a blessing in disguise, because in that time, I met the most beautiful woman in the world! I met Vickie Guerrero!
Kane - Wait, you’re thanking me for that?
Edge - Yes, SHE IS MY EVERYTHING! Zack and Curt are like our children. Chavo is my nephew. Bam Neeley is like a second cousin I’m just starting to get to know - WE ARE A FAMILY! Since ‘Mania, thinks haven’t been going great, but that’s because you and your brother stole our most important family heirlooms! But I am so glad that this Sunday PPV is called Backlash, because this Sunday, my family takes back what is rightfully ours!
Kane - After Backlash, you won’t have the titles, or much of a family - I am going to destroy your nephew Chavo, and if your second cousin, Bam, gets in my way, you’ll never have the chance to get to know him. As far as you and your uh, two sons, well my brother the Undertaker will add three victims to this family tragedy! The way I see it! After Backlash, the only remaining member of your family will be your fiance, Vickie Guerrero, all by herself! But don’t worry, my brother and I will take real good care of her! I PROMISE! (fans cheer)
Edge - HOW DARE YOU!