Josh - Christian felt the glory of being world heavyweight champion for only five days, can he regain it from Randy Orton in 48 hours!?
Cole - You talk about him being a former world champion - HE WAS LUCKY TO EVEN HOLD IT FOR FIVE DAYS AND ON SUNDAY, ORTON WILL PROVE THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN CHAMPION IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Sheamus - It took Christian 17 years to win his first world title - it took me two months. Christian’s on the way down, and the Celtic Warrior’s on his way up!
Cole - ALBERTO HAD THE WORLD TITLE WON, AND WOULD HAVE, IF IT WASN’T FOR HIS SUPPOSEDLY RETIRED BUDDY EDGE!
Booker - HE HAD A BAD NIGHT, ANYBODY CAN HAVE A BAD NIGHT!
Booker - Christian’s got BIG CAJONES, HE’S GOT A MATCH IN TWO DAYS FOR THE WORLD TITLE!
Josh - Orton’s facing Mark Henry later tonight.
Booker - Yeah, well…um…
Cole - I’m trying to figure out what you’re trying to say.
Booker - Rey is like the U.S. Mail - he always delivers!
Cole - I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE JERRY LAWLER KISS MY GANGRENE, ATHLETE’S FOOT!
Cole - KHARMA STALKED ME BACK INTO MY COLE MINE! SHE WANTS TO EAT YA FOR LUNCH!
Booker - I think she likes ya. I’m gonna see if I can into that.
(after a discus lariat)Cole - SHADES OF HER FATHER JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART!
Booker - What?
Cole - Her dad did that. COME ON, YOU’RE A STUDENT OF THE GAME.
Booker - Yes, I am - and I never saw him do that.
Zeke - So when I first came to SD, my goal was to write a new chapter in the book of Ezekiel - it was supposed to be an epic tale of total domination. I told myself I’d make an impact, and that’s when I joined the Corre - we took over, but because of who? On the same night, I hoisted a 500 pound giant and slammed him! Made me think - do I need the Corre, or do they need me? That’s why I left - but they just wouldn’t let me walk away. So for the last two weeks, I’ve taken a beating - I’m man enough to admit that I’ve taken a beating. But they cannot break me - I’M NOT A MAN THAT CAN BE BROKEN! They’ve unleashed a force that cannot be stopped - I WILL NOT REST, I WILL NOT SLEPE UNTIL THEY’VE ALL SUFFERED! WADE BARRETT, YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO SUFFER! IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF EZEKIEL THAT THE REIGN OF YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP WILL COME TO AN END BECAUSE I AM THE PERSONIFICATION OF DOMINATION!! AGGGHHH!
Josh - Justin Gabriel told me earlier today that he’s a self-proclaimed extremist!
Chavo - Last week, Sin Cara, you embarrassed me! The truth is that I brought you here to SD - I BROUGHT YOU HERE. I taught you everything you know and THAT’S how you repay me? BY DISRESPECTING ME!? You couldn’t even beat Daniel Bryan without my help - but I don’t need to your help, what took you 15 minutes, I’m gonna do in under 5! I will beat Daniel Bryan in under 5 minutes - and that’s a lot less time than I need to beat you this Sunday at Over the Limit.
Cole - Booker, YOU WON MATCHES AND EVEN TITLES WITH THE HELP OF OTHER PEOPLE!
Booker - I’m a different person than I was back then.
Cole - YOU SOUND LIKE A PERSON WHO WENT TO PRISON AND FOUND THE LORD!
Booker - I’m in a different place right now - I’m in the fall of my time right now and I’m having fun.
Josh - Daniel Bryan considers himself a submission specialist.
Cole - I consider him a nerd.
Booker - Cole, you mentioned going to jail, with that body, you’d better not go there or you’ll be wearing someone else’s socks!
Cole - Hey, I have prison tattooes!
Cody - STOP GAWKING AT ME AND SHUT UP AND PUT THESE BAGS OVER YOUR HEADS! As a service to you and at great expense to me, I am providing you with these paper bags so that I and the TV audience can be spared from seeing the foulness of your facades! One for me - just one. This bag is for you… PUT THAT BAG OVER YOUR HEAD! What is your name, son.
Ted - Corpus Christi.
Cody - What it is you’re hiding.
Ted - I’m hideous.
Cody - Where do you wear the bag?
Ted - At school, at home, because my father and mother are hideous!
Cody - I’m sorry you feel that way - I’m only trying to offer some levity to the evening. THE ONLY REASON A MAN IN THIS RING WOULD WEAR A PAPER BAG… I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP AND PUT THE BAGS ON! As I was saying, the only reason a man would wear a paper bag is because what once was a blooming flower is now a wilted shrub. Anything you’d like to add, Corpus?
Ted - Yeah - BRING OUT MY OPPONENT!
(to Josh)Cole - We need 2 more bags out here - one for you and one for Booker.
Cole - Cody is bringing confidence to not only the audience, but also the likes of Ted DiBiase.
Cole - IT’S ABOUT TRYING TO MAKE MONEY, MONEY, MONEY AND THAT’S WHAT TED DIBIASE’S TRYING TO DO!
Booker - Jinder must have some pull in the homeland by putting a slap to Khali and getting nothing!
Booker - I worked on the Usos with style and showmanship.
Booker - Randy Orton is the best of the athletes in the middle of that ring.
Booker - Mark Henry’s here to win the world title, get paid, and do dirt!
Booker - MARK HENRY, GO FOR A WIN THERE, KID!