The "Oil of Olay! All Day and Every Day!" Disco Inferno Wrestling Thread

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[quote name='007']what did Sheamus do?[/QUOTE]
What has he done?
 
I've seen the Undertaker at the Q twice, Summerslam 1996 and Smackdown in 2009, both times he lost. He also randomly got his ass beaten by the Big Show at Unforgiven at the Q, and his team lost at Invasion, also at the Q. He beaten Heidenreich there at Survivor Series in 2004. What happens tomorrow night?

Edit: lol saba simba
 
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So many guys getting buried tonight! Now Swagger has to join into the Lawler/Cole feud? Ouch...

Semi spoiler (just being on the safe side)
Anyone see the hell in a cell hanging above the ring
 
I was hoping Cole's trainer would be Jose Lothario.

^^^
It's a cell and not a cage? If it's hanging there it should be part of the show; I think for dark matches they have a different cage they can build.
 
I dunno, I suppose the defining characteristic would be whether there's a ceiling which we won't be able to see because it's too high

God I hope for Orton's sake that Punk never suffers a paralyzing injury because this promo will really come back and haunt him. Even if it's 2 years from now, the descriptors really just put it into the "too far" line.
 
I'd go for the anonymous GM thing a lot more if Michael Cole started every announcement with "hey, listen, fuckheads..."

I still haven't seen it, but you can tell from the corners, too; a cage has open corners to go over the ringposts.
 
[quote name='diddy310']45 minutes of Raw...30 seconds of wrestling so far.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, the promos have been pretty good and actually serve some sort of storyline purpose.
 
[quote name='diddy310']45 minutes of Raw...30 seconds of wrestling so far.[/QUOTE]
And this is why I stopped watching wrestling years ago except for the lulz now of how redonkulous most of it is.:razz: If my VCR still worked, I'd just do what I used to with Raw(and later on Nitro when they were still around), which was tape it so I could just fast forward past the yappity yap.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I'd go for the anonymous GM thing a lot more if Michael Cole started every announcement with "hey, listen, fuckheads..."
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I laughed so fucking loud after reading this. That would just be amazing
 
This whole Orton/New Nexus stipulation thing reeks of overbooking. Also, officially announcing Orton as "The Viper" Randy Orton is really cheesy.

...the Lesnar taunt wasn't much better.
 
I like how Brian Armstrong keeps his arm relatively close to the mat when he's counting. I hate it when referees exaggerate their movements and flail wildly. IMHO the only one who got it really right was Nick Patrick. I get it's more exciting the other way but think of the logistics of making accurate decisions when you're moving so fast. Then there's Earl Hebner who just falls over when someone kicks out like he's got an inner ear problem.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I like how Brian Armstrong keeps his arm relatively close to the mat when he's counting. I hate it when referees exaggerate their movements and flail wildly. IMHO the only one who got it really right was Nick Patrick. I get it's more exciting the other way but think of the logistics of making accurate decisions when you're moving so fast. Then there's Earl Hebner who just falls over when someone kicks out like he's got an inner ear problem.[/QUOTE]

Road Dogg is a ref?
 
Best ref of all time.

198723.bmp
 
WTF is the deal with Orton punting everyone? He punted Punk to prevent him from defending his title and now Punk wants his revenge. Yet Orton is the face and Punk is the heel? When did TNA take over Raw? Well hopefully Punk can get a good match out of Orton. I can't remember the last time he had a match that didn't put me to sleep.
 
[quote name='mogamer']WTF is the deal with Orton punting everyone? He punted Punk to prevent him from defending his title and now Punk wants his revenge. Yet Orton is the face and Punk is the heel? When did TNA take over Raw? Well hopefully Punk can get a good match out of Orton. I can't remember the last time he had a match that didn't put me to sleep.[/QUOTE]

It really doesn't make any sense. They have completely flipped the face/heel in this angle. The face doesn't run into the crowd to taunt, the heel does. The face sticks around gets his ass beat or makes a miraculous comeback. The face doesn't punt someone in the face after being begged not to, the heel does. I dunno, I think my dislike of Orton might be keeping me from being impartial but like I said, I just don't get how Orton is the face in this deal.
 
Listen, fuckheads.

Edit: Wow, what a conveniently-placed steel cage.

Double-edit: Just because Orton's a face doesn't mean he instantly has to kiss babies and host charity events. Nobody complained when Austin or Rock or HHH became faces but retained their heel qualities.

Even less necessary triple edit: Even Hulk Hogan constantly used illegal closed fists and eye gouges.
 
Cena setting a great example for the younger WWE fans. Wearing jorts and making homophobic remarks is just the kind of influence they need.
 
Actual quote from The Chaperone's commercial.

"Like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop...but BETTER." - Rex Reed, NY Observer
 
A random dissolve from a post-match Divas angle to a shot of the parking lot? Someone in the production truck just buried the women even more.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Leave it to the WWE to get me to cringe at seeing 8 scantily clad women together...[/QUOTE]

That's because they weren't in mud! ;)
 
[quote name='JJSP']A random dissolve from a post-match Divas angle to a shot of the parking lot? Someone in the production truck just buried the women even more.[/QUOTE]

I think we're seeing a theme forming for tonight. I feel bad for Alex Riley's chances in the main event...


So we've got 30 minutes left, we're gonna hear from the Rock, HBK, and see a cage match?
 
Would it be in the WWE's best interest for Cena to put over Miz at Mania? They need to build new stars, and this would make Miz an instant main eventer.
 
[quote name='lombarvm']Would it be in the WWE's best interest for Cena to put over Miz at Mania? [/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, sorry.
 
[quote name='lombarvm']Would it be in the WWE's best interest for Cena to put over Miz at Mania? They need to build new stars, and this would make Miz an instant main eventer.[/QUOTE]

Yes, which is why they won't.

Good to see Rock still has his display case of $300 replica titles he got from Highspots. Someone tell him he's not in Buffalo.
 
"You respond to me in the form of rap? Of course thats how the guy with the purple shirt would respond."

Lulz
 
Fun fact: Rock, Yokozuna, Rikishi, Wild Samoans, The Usos, Tonga Kid and Umaga are all blood relatives, and Jimmy Snuka (and therefore Deuce and Tamina) is related by marriage.

Edit: Deuce? Sim Snuka.
 
[quote name='vlv723']You Yabba Dabba Bitch!

Best. Quote. Ever!!![/QUOTE]

Seeing the Rock in one of his arguably weaker promos as the most entertaining promo of the night, really makes me sad.
 
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