[quote name='Survivor Charlie']And yes, I'm impressed by Jack Swagger. Screw you, better then enjoying RVD or Christian or Matt Hardy or any other internet darling that in actuality sucks.[/QUOTE]
I'm not telling you you aren't allowed to have an opinion, hombre. But I'm telling you that your opinion, much like an opinion along the lines of "paint tastes like fruit," transcends mere taste and moves into the objective reality such that it can be empirically denied.
Swagger is nervous and clumsy in the ring, and cuts the kind of promos that are bad for a wrestler of any cut, let alone the WWE's fifth tier champion.