Ad Guy - TONIGHT, IT’S THE WAR OF CHAMPIONS!
Angle - TONIGHT WE TAKE NO PRISONERS!
Booker - PRISONERS!
Steiner - WE GONNA GET ‘EM!
Tenay - Angle and company found Lashley’s rejection UN-ACCEP-TABLE!
DW - Nobody crosses the mafia!
Angle - When you cross the boss, it’s not good for anyone! It’s not good for ratings, me, or that individual! Bobby Lashley, we had an agreement, and for some strange reason, YOU TOOK A GREAT BIG DUMP ON THAT AGREEMENT! Now, why would you do that Bobby?! I DON’T KNOW! PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS FOR NO REASON AT ALL, BUT THE MAIN EVENT DOESN’T DO BUSINESS WITH THOSE KINDS OF PEOPLE! So Bobby Lashley, face the band like a man, or we’ll find you and disassemble you piece by piece!
Lashley - We had an agreement - who wouldn’t want to be part of the Mafia - it’s the greatest group of superstars I’ve ever seen put together. Of course I wanted to be a part of it, but I saw what it’s about. You guys aren’t hungry anymore. I’m still hungry. I still want titles, I wanna run this how. You guys wanna cheat and steal titles from people. But unlike Joe and Taz, you can’t buy me, Kurt.
Angle - YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN’T BE HERE BOBBY, BECAUSE YOU’RE YOUNG AND STUPID JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM!
Angle - WE MAKE UP OVER 75% OF THE TNA PAYROLL! AND YOU KNOW WHY? We don’t get around like we used to, but we’re smarter than anyone else. We use people to get what we want!
Lashley - LIKE HOW YOU ABUSE TNA MANAGEMENT!? You told them that the Mafia equals ratings! LIVE UP TO YOUR WORD! I came out here, Kurt, to make you an offer that you can’t refuse…(Foley comes out)
Foley - Kurt, Lashley’s right - we’ve got an offer you can’t refuse. I want to publicly thank Lashley for saving my butt last week on Impact. The manner in which he saved my butt was by kicking a bunch of MEM butt all over the Impact Zone! I also came out to ask a favor of you, Kurt. Look into the camera there, Kurt. You can practically see the TNA board members looking into a 60 inch TV sitting around waiting for the ratings to arrive. Hi Dixie! Isn’t that what you said the Mafia could deliver - ratings!? Here’s our offer - a tag team contest. Me and Lashley taking on you and Big Sexy! And here’s what’s on the line - a tag match with the singles titles on the line. If one of us beats you, we become TNA World Champion. Kev, if anyone beats you, I could walk away with the TNA Legends title.
DW - THAT SEEMS ONE-SIDED TO ME!
Foley - And if you win…you get those monster ratings you keep talking about. You gonna back up your words or keep working management up in Nashville?!
Kurt - IT’S ON, BOBBY! NOT ONLY ARE THEY GONNA GET THE RATINGS, BUT THEY’RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS AND FOLEY’S ASS ON A PLATTER!
Tenay - ANGLE IS SO WORRIED ABOUT PROVIDING THOSE BIG RATINGS THAT HE HAS A GREED TO PUT UP THE WORLD AND LEGENDS TITLES!
DW - Think of all the twists and turns we’ve had on Impact over 200 shows!?
Tenay - Taz and Joe…so many parallels! The human suplex machine, the Samoan Submission Machine…and so many more!
(after Hernandez pins Joe with a splash)DW - TAZ IS PISSED!
Taz - HE DIDN’T BEAT YOU! YOU BEAT YOU! HEY, YOU NEED TO GO AWAY! (they cut away instantly)
Deep Voice Ad Guy - THE OLD WAYS ARE NOT ENOUGH! THIS IS THE REVOLUTION! ARE YOU READY!?
Morgan - MATT MORGAN’S A PPV MAIN EVENT WAITING TO HAPPEN! AND TONIGHT, IT’S GONNA HAPPEN!
Lauren - LET’S GO TO JB WITH AJ STYLES!
Borash - HELLO IT’S JB IN AJ’S LOCKER ROOM, BUT FIRST LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT TNA MOBILE!
AJ - As far as Eric Young goes, I NEVER SAW IT COMING! OUR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN, AND WHEN THEY DO, I’LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
JB - What made you decide to go against the Mafia?
Lashley - I was in negotiations with Angle and I had a big fight with Bob Sapp, and I was gonna come in after I won, and last week, I saw a man fighting for his sheer existence. I changed my mind. I saw someone who believed in the company. All the money Kurt threw at me meant nothing.
Foley - What Bobby didn’t know at the time was that I wasn’t fighting for the company, but I was fighting for my pride. He made a split-second decision and it was the right one for me and everyone else. One thing I learned, from Jeff Jarrett, is that some decisions are best reached after a second, and also after a lot of thought - tonight, we’re gonna take one of the titles away from the Mafia.
Deep voice ad guy - HE IS THE DNA OF TNA! HE IS THE MOST GENETICALLY JACKED, ATHLETICALLY STACKED GIANT IN TNA TODAY! THE BLUEPRINT OF A PERFECT ATHLETE! HE IS MATT MORGAN!
Deep Voice ad guy - HE IS ONE OF ONLY TWO MEN STILL COMPETING IN TNA FROM ITS VERY FIRST SHOW! HE IS THE FIRST TNA GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! HE IS THE PHENOMENAL AJ STYLES!
DW - AJ is in a slump. He couldn’t see Eric Young turning on him - everyone could see that from a mile away!
(during a catapult position)Morgan - GET READY TO FLY!
Tenay - AJ’S GONNA GO SPRINGBOARD…450 SPLASH!
Traci - For months, I’ve been sitting on my sweet ass at home. For months, I’ve called, e-mailed, and texted TNA AND GOTTEN NOTHING! THE KNOCKOUTS ARE IN HD, AND I’M IN H-DOUBLE D! SCREW YOU AND SCREW TNA!
Taylor - YOU BREAK MY HEART, TRACI! YOU WERE THE ORIGINAL KNOCKOUT! YOU WERE THE ONE WE ALL LOOKED UP TO! YOU’RE ONE OF THE REASONS I GOT INTO THIS BUSINESS!
Traci - This business isn’t made for ladies, it’s made for bitches - like me!
DW - Tara, an incredible 10 year career with WWE.
Tara - It was a dream, but all good things have to come to an end. There was a point where I wasn’t sure I’d ever be…happy. I wanted to leave loving the business and tell my future kids that I loved what I did and that their Mom was one of the best female wrestlers of her time.
DW - How has it been since you come here?
Tara - The girls here are amazing - when I was in WWE, I watched Kong and it’s a dream of mine to wrestle her. I want the best…
DW - Speaking of the best, how about the Beautiful People? There’s the controversy at Victory Road where the foot might have been on the ropes - might’ve been bouncing up and down.
Tara - You referring to the sexual favors they performed on Slick Johnson?
DW - WHAT!? This a family show. Sorry everyone. Take the high road.
DW - Can we show a replay of Velvet’s entrance?!
(referring to him getting knees in the nuts last week)DW - That’s as close as the Deaner Diamonds are ever gonna get to the Beautiful People!
DW - SOMEONE STOP TARA FROM CHOKING ANGELINA!
Tara - I’m in the best shape of my career - I didn’t just go home and eat Bon Bons.
DW - Nothing wrong with Bon Bons every now and then!
Tenay - I can’t believe you don’t see the controversy from Victory Road!
DW - To me, what happens between knockouts and referees is their own business.
DW - WE GOT THE MACHINE GUNS IN THE CROWD! AND WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN!? IT’S A CONSPIRACY!
(during a rope choke)ODB - GET OFF ME YA WHORE!
DW - THERE’S CHILDREN WATCHING THIS SHOW! WATCH YER FILTHY MOUTH! They’re gonna make her pay for using such foul language towards the Beautiful People!
DW - I wonder why the crowd is chanting ODB when the TBP are in the ring, but when I look into the crowd, my question’s answered.
DW - Someone needs to get a medic in here to give her a tetanus shot!
Tenay - Velvet’s spraying the Deaner Killer from head to toe! HE GOT REVENGE FOR GETTING KICKED IN THE DEANERS!
Tenay - HERE COMES ERIC YOUNG! WHAT’S HE GOT IN HIS HAND!? HE LEADS KIYOSHI, THE SHEIK, AND THE BRITISH INVASION DOWN TO THE RING!
Brutus - Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you the leader of World Elite - Mr. Eric Young!
EY - Hey everybody, look at me - I’m the center of attention! Isn’t this where you wanted me to be? Bring the entertainment, Eric. Eric Young, the clown. Eric Young, make sure everyone has a good time. MAKE US LAUGH, ERIC! Look at this face, WHO’S LAUGHING NOW! Ya see, growing up as a young boy in Canada, I’d here stories about the big old US of A - land of the free, home of the brave. The truth is that I heard so many positive things, I knew it was wehre I had to b - once I became a pro, I knew if I wanted to be a star, I’d have to move here and become a citizen - I sold everything and made it! More importantly, I made it on my own! I AM LIVING MY DREAM!
DW - This is one of the most emotional speeches I’ve ever heard.. LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW IT’S COMING FROM HIS HEART AND SOUL!
EY - For every good piece of press the country gets, it deserves twice as much bad press! EVERY OTHER COUNTRY HATES THE U.S. THEY HATE YOUR CORRUPT GOVERNMENT, YOUR DIRTY PEOPLE!
Tenay - THERE ARE U.S. ARMY SOLDIERS HERE! IN FRONT OF THESE BRAVE MEN, THEY’RE GONNA SAY THIS!
EY - THEY CALL YOU RACISTS, THEY CALL YOU BIGOTS - AND WE’D BE HARD-PRESSED TO DISAGREE! THE FAULT DOESN’T LIE WITH THE COUNTRY, IT LIES WITH YOU PEOPLE!
DW - Just look at this crowd.
EY - Disgusting people like Jeff Jarrett, MICK FOLEY!
(crowd chants GO HOME ERIC)DW - Hey, at least he’s got a home to go to - unlike half the people here.
Tenay - YOU’RE GONNA SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE TROOPS!
EY - You people would only cheer me when I made you laugh, and if that’s not ignorance, tell me what is! Now, we’re gonna take from you just like you took from us. NO LONGER WILL I BE THE DANCING MARIONETTE YOU WANTED ME TO BE! WE’RE GONNA BE WHO WE WANNA BE! FROM HERE ON IN, I’M GONNA BE WHO I WANNA BE! (he shaves his head) I CALL THE SHOTS! NOT JEFF! NOT MICK! AND CERTAINLY NOT YOU PEOPLE! FROM HERE ON IN, THE ENTERTAINMENT STOPS AND THE VIOLENCE BEGINS! TEAM 3D, I KNOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MATCH, SO COME OUT HERE AND PUT SMILES ON THE FACES OF THESE FOOLS!
Ray - Listen very carefully - this is America! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT! HOW DARE YOU COME OUT HERE AND INSULT THESE PEOPLE! THEY’RE THE REASON YOU’RE STANDING IN THAT RING! YOU’RE NOT THE WORLD ELITE - YOU’RE A BUNCH OF PUNKS WIT BIG MOUTHS! TONIGHT, WHEN YOU HEAR DEVON GET THE TABLES, YOU WILL KNOW YOU’RE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! USA!
Tenay - GET THE TABLES COULD BE WHAT’S NEEDED TO GET THE WIN!
DW - Devon…cheating by moving the table!
Tenay - How is that cheating after all the interference from World Elite!?
(after EY places a fallen Devon on a broken table)DW - IT ONLY MATTERS WHAT THE REF SEES AND HE SEES DEVON THROUGH THE TABLE!
Tenay - British Invasion - new New Japan Tag Team Champions!
(interrupting a Neal-Rhino video package)Stevie - FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS! IT’S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD THERAPIST! LOOK AT THIS! FLESH WOUND! FREE MONEY TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT! YOU WANNA BE AN ANIMAL, CHRIS! PREPARE TO BE TREATED LIKE AN ANIMAL! IT’S NEVER OVER, CHRIS!
(video package plays for 30 seconds, then freezes and cuts to Tenay)Tenay - I’M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO BREAK INTO THIS VIDEO PACKAGE! I HEAR THAT THERE’S A COMMOTION IN THE BACK! LET’S SEND IT TO JB! (Steiner and Booker beat up Foley and Lashley, and break down part of the Jarrett Office set exposing the lights around it and the open area on one of the walls)
(as Beer Money beats up Booker and Steiner, knocking the legends belt down in the process)DW - THIS IS CHAOS! (Nash then appears mere seconds later with the Legends belt in his entrance)
(as Angle buffs his nails)DW - They’re worried, you can tell!
DW - HE’S HALF-NUTS!
Tenay - HALF-NUTS!? YOU MIGHT BE GIVING HIM 50% TOO MUCH CREDIT!