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[quote name='RedvsBlue']You know the funny thing is she can't figure out why I never want to stay over anymore...[/QUOTE]
"When you asked me to come over and take care of your pussy, this is NOT what I had in mind..."
 
[quote name='Chika']tell her the smell kills the mood.[/QUOTE]

God, I can only imagine what its gonna be like now with twice the cats as before...
 
[quote name='Chika']tell her the smell kills the mood.[/QUOTE]
Or, going along with the football talk, just flat out tackle her.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Or, going along with the football talk, just flat out tackle her.[/quote]

and he sets up for the blitz!
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Its entirely possible that she knows my SN now that I've logged on here at her place...[/quote]

replay 4th down (delete posts)
 
Although, she does deserve a little talking behind her back after I caught her talking behind mine. She called me today and instead of hitting the end button on her cell phone at the end of her voice mail she just slid it close. That doesn't end the call though so I heard about 2-3 minutes extra of her talking about me... Nothing bad enough for me to get pissed about but it still makes me wonder what else she may have said behind my back.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']delay of game (9 months) on the offense.[/QUOTE]
I challenge the ruling on the field.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I challenge the ruling on the field.[/quote]

officals call a box review, no time out will be charged
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Although, she does deserve a little talking behind her back after I caught her talking behind mine. She called me today and instead of hitting the end button on her cell phone at the end of her voice mail she just slid it close. That doesn't end the call though so I heard about 2-3 minutes extra of her talking about me... Nothing bad enough for me to get pissed about but it still makes me wonder what else she may have said behind my back.[/quote]

"sliding" phones are always a sign of trouble. ones that don't flip are teh suck.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I bet he wishes the red flag would've dropped...[/quote]
or that the opposing coach would've called a timeout before the kick?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Its entirely possible that she knows my SN now that I've logged on here at her place...[/quote]

gf didn't know your screenname before? not very serious, huh?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I bet he wishes the red flag would've dropped...[/QUOTE]
He just wishes he put a helmet on his head before he started to play ball.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']gf didn't know your screenname before? not very serious, huh?[/QUOTE]

Does you gf know your screenname?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Alright, enough of that...

...let's go with the other OTT cliche:

NOICE![/QUOTE]
So much for your NOICE! chain.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']hmmm, i wonder.[/quote]

i highly doubt it. i mean it's not like she comes in here and harasses you or whatnot.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']gf didn't know your screenname before? not very serious, huh?[/QUOTE]

I'm trying to keep it as casual as possible but she mentioned moving in together a few weeks ago. I think she got the hint when I spent the next week dodging her calls.
 
[quote name='Chika']i highly doubt it. i mean it's not like she comes in here and harasses you or whatnot.[/QUOTE]
Or totally throttles people til they make her an avatar, shit like that.

;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Or totally throttles people til they make her an avatar, shit like that.

;)[/quote]
i wouldn't know anything about that.

so how's that *real* avatar coming along, since you weren't happy with the way this one came out and i cut/dyed my hair again;)


jk
 
[quote name='Chika']i wouldn't know anything about that.

so how's that *real* avatar coming along, since you weren't happy with the way this one came out and i cut/dyed my hair again;)


jk[/QUOTE]
Oh HAEEEEEEEEEEEEL no.

Yer done! ;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Oh HAEEEEEEEEEEEEL no.

Yer done! ;)[/QUOTE]
That reminds me. The avatar you've been working on for me, you might have to hold off on that. I'm getting my hair done too.
 
[quote name='dcfox']That reminds me. The avatar you've been working on for me, you might have to hold off on that. I'm getting my hair done too.[/QUOTE]
I don't think I've been...

...OICWHUTUDIDTHAR!

Okay, I think I need to start a shitlist. :D
 
You know, I think things would be a lot simpler if she just broke up with me. I mean I'm not saying I want to break up with her but I would feel a bit of relief if she broke it off with me...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Merde.

Pardon my French.[/quote]

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Wow @ this past week's episode of The Unit. Sucks.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I don't think I've been...

...OICWHUTUDIDTHAR!

Okay, I think I need to start a shitlist. :D[/QUOTE]
Wait, is this a good shitlist or a bad shitlist?
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I need to play some more Zack & Wiki.

Also, these snipers watching my auctions are pissing me off.[/quote]
sorry 'bout that.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']You mean shitlists come in good now?

Yeah, Rocko. Take that.

EDIT: fuck, Frost got in a post before me.[/QUOTE]
Everything comes in good or bad. Law of the universe.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Everything comes in good or bad. Law of the universe.[/quote]

You mean there's a bad version of my cock and balls somewhere out there?
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']You mean there's a bad version of my cock and balls somewhere out there?[/quote]

i guess that depends on which side of them you're on;)
 
[quote name='Strell']I'm awwwww good awwwwww the time.[/QUOTE]
I don't know about all the time, but you sure as hell know how to help a cat out.

You get your card yet?
 
RvB, don't you have access to uber awesome Target assets protection spy/surveillance equipment that you can deploy upon yo woman?

Like...can't you use the invisible armor to hide in the lingerie section?

...

What?

It's an honest question.

Edit: Not yet, but I'll keep ya informed. Gotta make another trip out there on Monday anyway. (I tend to stay in-town at apartment.)
 
[quote name='Strell']I'm awwwww good awwwwww the time.[/QUOTE]
We've already established that you're evil Strell. Unless, that is, I'm talking to good Strell right now. :whistle2:k
 
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