We need to beg the government that beats us with batons, sprays us with pepper spray, kills brown people by the hundreds of thousands with bombs, tanks, and troops, supports dictators and terrorists around the world with arms, military backing, and money, allows pollution to poison water, land, and air, enslaves our fellow man for ingesting plants and a host of other victimless crimes, illegally and immorally searches through our fellow man's home and personal life without a warrant and imprisons him without representation for as long as it wishes, and can even hold him in prison after an acquittal if deemed an enemy combatant, assassinates people without charge, trial, or verdict, creates new positions in the FDA and USDA or use cabinet head appointments so that it can bring Monsanto and health execs in to write laws concerning food and agriculture and drug conglomerates, and provides wage controls to the powerful so that the vulnerable can be priced out of the system to steal more of our money and make us free.