Where has Nintendofangirl gone?

[quote name='D4rkewolfe']lmao. Actually that's a blood stripe. Officers and Non-Commissioned Officers of the Marine Corps wear a scarlet red stripe on their dress blue trousers to commemorate the courage and tenacious fighting of the men who battled before Chapultapec in the Mexican War.

There is your history :) I like the brown pants, cause of the joke that the French crapped their pants :D[/quote]

Yep. Since your a dyed in the wool Marine, that's just about exactly the same responce I was expecting. Since I knew you had a sense of humor, I figured you wouldn't blow up.. some people have before.

There was this one time I saw a Marine reduce this poor lady to tears. There was a parade in the area around the local base ( I think it was one of the times the president landed in Michigan).. She was telling her friends she didn't understand why the Marines looked like they did.. a tan shirt with blue pants with red stipes up the side... she said something to the effect of "the must have made a uniform out of whatever was just lying around".. one of the Marines just spun around and proceeded to chew her out about the nature of the uniform and all the proud men that died wearing it. I mean the guy had a point, but it was way over the line making this little old lady cry.

EDIT: To stay kind of on topic: I don't know... maybe one of those creepy guys over in off topic know. I mean, I'd worry about your wife as well, but as many times as it's been posted that you're a Marine, I doubt they'd even bother getting too creepy... this isn't Gamefaqs, anyway. :)
 
[quote name='D4rkewolfe']lmao. Actually that's a blood stripe. Officers and Non-Commissioned Officers of the Marine Corps wear a scarlet red stripe on their dress blue trousers to commemorate the courage and tenacious fighting of the men who battled before Chapultapec in the Mexican War.

There is your history :) I like the brown pants, cause of the joke that the French crapped their pants :D

Edit: Just so it won't be too off-topic. Hey where is NFG and Minx? There, on topic.[/quote]

Wow, I didn't know that. Guess its true, you learn something new every day, even here on CAG. At the expense of the French :lol:
 
Oh yeah, I mean you at least wrote Marine with a capital M in the last post, last time you didn't which is a big no-no. So shame, shame on you! *proceeds to chew JS out* Go to the Cobra organization, they know nothing of traditions! It's true though, one thing he could have done is to use Tact and politely tell the lady why we wear what we do. If you keep acting a certain way, we will keep having that image of just idiots that kill. We go to school too, we have an education, we're just more hardcore ;)

Having said that, you minx and nfg-captors show yourself!
 
From and to the tune of Secret Squirrel

What an arist, what a girl
She got the CAG boards in a whirl.
What's her name?
It's Darke Katt.
She's polished her pokemon knowledge to a sheen,
And her husband'll kick your ass cause he's a Marine.
A witty post here, a joke after that,
In machine gun cadence with a rat tat tat tat.

Scares away all the guys
With her cracks wise,
If that don't work she says her husband will bust thier faces
and not leave any traces,
Who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
It's Darke Katt!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']She's polished her pokemon knowledge to a sheen,
And her husband'll kick your ass cause he's a Marine.[/quote]

Those were the 2 lines was the funniest thing I've read all day. Hmm and yesterday, as I've just noticed its been a new day for just over an hour.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']:D! I have a SONG! Now tell the n00b how to make it into a sig![/quote]

Just copy it, go to your profile, paste it in the sig text box, then click yes on always attach my signature.
 
Life is like a hurricane
Here on the CAG Boards
Freebies, discounts, 5 dollar games
Things sell in a blur!
Might find a great sale
Or wish those walmart scammers would go to jail

CHORUS:
CAG Boards (oooh ooooh)
Every day they're out there posting
CAG Boards (oooh ooooh)
Tales of deeds both bad and good
CAG's tales (oooh ooooh)

When it seems they're heading for the
Flame War
Cool deduction never fails
That's for certain
The worst of messes
Become successes

CHORUS

T-T-Terribledeli! Posts deals for you
Tries to do the best that he can do
What to do? Just grab on to some good sales

CHORUS

T-T-Terribledeli! Posts deals for you
Tries to do the best that he can do
What to do? Just grab on to some good sales

CHORUS (Twice)

Not phony tales or ended sales, on
CAG Boards (ooh ooooh)
 
To the tune of Ducktales

CAG is like a hurricane
After a flame thread
Mothers, potheads, traders
when will it end
I see some gloating
and a poll voting

Cheapass (a - whooh ooh)
Everyday you'll see some flaming
Cheapass (a - whooh ooh)
There is no turning back from a
flamer! (a - whooh ooh)

F-f-f-fuck you said quite often
How much is the server really costing?
What to do when a flaming war's in

Cheapass (a - whooh ooh)
I say we ignore it,
but no one does it (a - whooh ooh)
There seems to be no escape
from the cheapass (flamers!)

Edit: Bleh I refreshed and saw I was beat to the punch, and mine was kind of crappy anyways
 
Hey DW, (or anyone else that can help me out) I'm getting my ass handed to me by Hulk Davidson. Could you give me some sort of strategy, since I hate Gamefaqs guides?
 
[quote name='st0neface']Hey DW, (or anyone else that can help me out) I'm getting my ass handed to me by Hulk Davidson. Could you give me some sort of strategy, since I hate Gamefaqs guides?[/quote]

Why do you hate the FAQs and Guides over at GameFAQs?
 
if im not mistaken (which is an all too likely possibility), the great jsweeney himself does not have a song. this cannot stand. someone must fix this immediately.
 
I agree with SneakyP. Although I am too tired right now to throw something together. Also, those 2 Ducktales songs I think would be better if you combined them somehow. Since D4rkewolfe and JSweeney are the most prolific in this thread so far, maybe you two should collaborate.
 
This thread will soon become sentinent and take over the server, spilling onto the Internet and making every message board write songs about its members. Beware the apacolypse.
 
[quote name='st0neface']Hey DW, (or anyone else that can help me out) I'm getting my ass handed to me by Hulk Davidson. Could you give me some sort of strategy, since I hate Gamefaqs guides?[/quote]
Yeah no problem at all, he was a pain in the ass the first time, but he is one of the easiest to defeat actually. There are 2 different ways, the first one I'll tell will allow you to not get hit once if done correctly.

Stay a little bit away from him because at the beginning he will do a butt stomp then run up directly to him and he will start to swing his axe. These are real easy to dodge by doing a high dodge (just press up), but if you have some problem you can use VFX Slow. He will do that 3 times.

After he swings his axe that third time just run to the other side of the screen and jump on one of the chandeliers. That way you will be protected, because after the third swing he will charge to the other side.

As soon as he passes you underneath, jump down since he will no longer get you, he will run into the wall and be vulnerable for a few seconds. This is when you go up to him and use Slow+Zoom+Punch combination attacks. That's basically Slow Zoom Red-Hot-One-Hundred combo and you will greatly lower his life gauge.

If you do that he won't even have a chance to do any of his other attacks.

The other way is still possible to not get hit, but you just have to be a bit careful. Instead of just dodging, when you dodge you can use Slow Zoom Red-Hot-One-Hundred during a small period, but if you do it for too long he will use one of his other attacks like the butt slam. Once you see him jumping just use Slow and Zoom and run in the same direction (you don't want to go the opposite direction and then really have no way to run when you are up against a wall).

If you manage to time ZRHOH correctly between dodges he will not do the stomps and continue to do the normal axe swings. Be careful when you do it, he might try and block your attack with his axe. If you do it constantly his axe will break and he will be vulnerable for a small period of time, he might do an attack, this is where a big red skull mark appears. You can dodge it, but be careful about the bombs that will come down from the ceiling it will cause fire too which just plain sucks.

That is why I recommend the first way, because if done correctly (by running close to him as soon as the battle begins) he will not have a chance to do the other attack and still would be defeated in a short time to rate a Viewtiful score.

Hope that helps, that should be right, I haven't played that level in a while. Hmm perhaps I should try again.

Edit: I just did it with one of the other characters in the game, if you run fast enough (either you have a fast character or use Mach Speed) to the other side, and stop before the chandelier you can just wait for him to get near and jump (not dodge) over him. He will only be vulnerable for a small period of time, so don't over do the ZRHOH. Do it around 5 seconds (1-one thousand, 2-one thousand...) then go by the middle of the room he will butt stomp close to you and begin the procedure. You can do the ZRHOH between swings, just don't over do it, and will not change his strategy. I just got a Rainbow Viewtiful doing the 2nd option carefully, I think if you do the 1st one you might just get a regular Viewtiful, because you might get an Awesome instead of Viewtiful in your V-Points section.

I hope that helps a bit
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']if im not mistaken (which is an all too likely possibility), the great jsweeney himself does not have a song. this cannot stand. someone must fix this immediately.[/quote]He doesn't have a song, but I have mentioned him quite often in mine, and even my wife mentioned him.
 
I really don't what's funnier.....1)you all that are actually and actively producing songs in the thread or 2)the reaction of a CAG when he first comes in to read this mess.
 
To the tune of, and from Hong Kong Phooey.

It's Defender, one of the techie guys.
You know Defender, he's not gonna post a lie.

He's got a site, a real great site,
and deals that just won't stop.
When the going gets tough, don't get forlorn,
his store won't go out of business, he'll supliment it with porn.

It's Defender, one of the techie guys.
It's Defender, his site has deals so good you cry.
Defender, he's deal-riffic (gong!)
 
From and to the tune of the theme from Spiderman

SS4Brolly, SS4Brolly,
Mods you for the love of all that's holy
Posts in threads of any size,
Moves off-topic threads before your eyes
Look Out!
SS4 Brolly can do it again!

Can he mod?
Listen bud,
He's stop arguments before flames or blood.
Can he move from thread to thread
To kill arguments before they reach a head
Hey, there
There goes the SS4 Brolly, man.

He'll do his job, just the same
Even if he's started to hate his name.
He'll stop harshness in a flash
making it easier for you to save some cash.

SS4 Brolly, SS4 Brolly
Makes more saves, than a goalie
Trolling and flaming
He's ingnored
Awesome moderator powers are his reward.

To him, boards are a ton of fun
Pulling the trigger on bad threads just like a gun
Trying to make Cheap Ass Gamer number one.

Look out, It's SS4Brolly, man!!
 
To the tune of the theme from Tom Slick

Mr Anderson.
Mr Anderson.
Listen to me he's not really lame,
Even though he's got a trendy matrix name.

Mr Anderson.
Mr Anderson.
In the theads he'll cut you down if too much you try to boast
He won't quit because you know there's never a situation not to post for
Mr Anderson
Mr Anderson!
 
To the theme of "Greatest American Hero"

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
I'm posting songs all over the board,
but only here and nowhere else .

Believe it or not,
I'm posting again.
I never thought this thread go so lon-on-ng.
Posing away with a joke and song.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just JSweeney.

Posting again on a new day,
Ideas from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the slump I was in,
Cause posting in flame wars won't do.

Believe it or not,
I'm posting again.
I never thought this thread go so lon-on-ng.
Posing away with a joke and song.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just JSweeney.
 
From and to the tune of the theme from Fame

Post!
Mr. Hockey66 will post again.
Another post he will try,
Post!
He sees his idea coming together,
It might make you laugh or cry
Post!
He's gonna post in a new thread,
Hopefully it's not a flame,
Post!
He'll post another good topic,
and make you remember his name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.

Post!
He'll post another good topic,
And make you remember his name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember
 
ive actually compiled every song into a word doc (well, all those by sweeney and wolfe) and it totals over 13 pages. are you gonna do every single person in the board? at this rate youll be done in a week.
 
Parody of Chop Chop Master Onion's stage from Parapa the Rappa


Think! Post! It's all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
that all the songs I'll post ya is sure to treat
ya,
nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher
now

/repeat/ Think
Post
No Flames
No Troll
Once more now Think (Think)
Post
No Flames
No Troll (No Troll)
Don't be in a worry, I'm in no hurry,
But if inspiration strikes I post the songs in
flurry
/repeat/ Think
Post
No Flames
No Troll
Listen carefully: Think (Think)
Post
No Flames
and No Troll (No Troll)
Hmm, yeah, I see you're understandin',
It's not that demandin'
/repeat/ Think Post
No Troll No Flame
Think No Troll
Post No Flame
It's gonna get harder now Think & Post (Think Post)
No Troll & No Flame (No Troll No Flame)
Think & No Troll (Think No Troll)
Post & No Flame (Post No Flame)
Come on now, I think you like my songs,
Even though the thread is gettting
exponentially long for starts.
I wanna see if you wanna see what it means
to be the man with the master plan, Do you
understand now?
/repeat/ Here we go !
now Think Post No Flame (Think Post No Flame)
Think Post No Flame
Think Post & Bump it (Think post Bump)
Bump No Flame Post
Bump No Troll Post
Bump Bump Bump
and Post Post Post (Post Post Post)
There may be some more for today
But it's all good, Penguin, You can go on to the next thread now.
 
wow ive been mentioned in at least 3 songs (that i can remember). im honored. that chop chop was great (was playing it yesterday). i still think the best one ever was the gi joe theme. it was perfect and it even syncs up with the original. plus it says were part of a secret government organization, which would rule.
 
i just read this entire thread and all of its songs and it took me about a full 50 minutes. and i'm a fast reader! well i'd figure i'd post because i felt exceptionally left out since i visit cag several times a day and haven't even posted or seen this thread, which i hear is historically famous.

...i'm not even going to request a song, for fear of what jsweeney will say about me.. (hence the old beef)
and look at that! an entire 2 paragraphs and not even one single smiley! i've actually been restraining myself lately.. has anyone noticed?
 
To the theme of "The Wonder Years"

What would you do if my post with smileys was strewn?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Stay in the thread, and I'll type you a post
I will write one quite long, yes indead. yeah.

Oh, I said they'll be smilies in my post once again
A little random insanity from me and my friends.
All I need is my posts and coke,
Oh, stick by and I'll post it again.
If you don't cry I will post it again
post it again and again
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Surely you know, it will be off topic too...
Filled with smiles I'll post once again again
Yeah, fill with smilies my post once again.
With smilies again and again.
I'll post but it won't be alone.
The smily count's grown and grown.
Cause it is a post by deadzone.


See, as I've said before, I bear no grudges to anyone.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']To the tune of the "Fat Albert" Theme.

Hey, hey hey!
It's Naughty Insomniac!
And I'm gonna sing a song for you
And your Bills gonna go down a buck or two
You'll save some cash now
With me and all the gang
Savin' with each other
While we do our thing
Na, na, na, gonna save some cash now (hey, hey, hey)

This is Naughty Insomiac coming at you with deals and fun
And if you're not careful, you may learn something before it's done

Hey, hey, hey!
Na, na, na, gonna have a good time....[/quote]

Hey! I AM loved! Sorry it took me this long to notice it :oops: Thanks! \:D/
 
From Who's the Boss?

There’s a time for postin' and a time for reading.
And lots of threads yet to begin.
A thead that's open and a thead that’s hidden..
A Walrus post around every bend.

There were times he I lost an argument or two.
Found an new thread, and got the happiness he's due.
There’s thread in which you post take and a links untaken
The choice is up to you my friend.

Nights are long but you’re on your way
To a brand new rank,
Brand new rank,
Brand new rank, so post again.
 
*cringes and ducks head into knees as seen song from Jsweeney with mention of me*
*out of curiosity peeks*
*looks up*
what? not a personal attack? well, not bad. not bad at all. But you DO know that i've been cutting on the smileys lately! I mean, look at the one post I posted in here. And this post! NO smileys! How good is that?
-- Wouldn't someone recognize my efforts at trying to be a non-living, smiley-free CAG? :cry:

EDIT: oh CRAP, i just realized I just used one.. dammit!

EDIT 2: Jsweeney should really 'sing' a song that has the tune to the "Cheers" TV show. Mostly because it's stuck in my head. And also to.. The Nightmare Before Christmas, "What's This". see next page for full-length version...
 
To the tune of "What's This?" In A Nightmare Before Christmas movie:
WARNING: Song is long.. based on full-length version.. skip along or read at your discretion!

What's this? What's this?
There's smilies everywhere
What's this?
Offtopic posts without a care
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Deadzone's there it isn't fair! What's this?
(La la la la la la la la)
What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's deadzone singing songs (instead of Jsweeney)
What's this?
The threads are lined with little smileys laughing
Everybody isn't happy
Have I possibly gone daffy What is this?!
What's this?
I'm throwing random sayings
Instead of making sense
I'm telling you how oatmeal tastes
My posts are so immense!
There's smileys in every forum
Oh, you can't believe your eyes
And in their text the CAG's express the hatred from inside...
Oh look, what's this, I'm drinking Coca-Cola
It's flat? Why that is just unheard
INSPIRED!
I'm covering my posts with tiny little things
That look like smileys with wings
And there's a frown on everyone,
So now correct me if i'm wrong
I'm just insane I'm just insane
Oh could it be my sanity exists?
What's this?
Oh my, what now?
I'm finally asleep
But look, my smileys still creep
No control, no deadzone hear to yell and chant
But silence to grant because I'm cozy
Inside my little dreamland..
*Sighs bliss*
WHAT'S THIS?! (gasp.. I'm awake)
The rational is missing and the reason can't be found
And in my threads craziness
Seems to be just feeding all around
Instead of common sense
I can hear myself cackling in the air
The sight of smileys laughing are absolutely everywhere...
The sights! The sounds!
They're everywhere and all-around!
I've never felt so deranged- before.
This insanity inside of me is filling up,
I simply cannot get enough,
I have it oh I have it oh I have it for my own
I've got to know I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What-- is-- this?
*slams into floating Coca-cola bottle*
CAG's town? Hmmmm...
*wreaks utter psychotic havoc*
 
ohh please, don't deny it. i got t3h madd sk1llz, d4wg. fo shizzle!

:) *looks over work and smiles* pretty darn good.

glad i made you're day. ;)
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']ohh please, don't deny it. i got t3h madd sk1llz, d4wg. fo shizzle!

:) *looks over work and smiles* pretty darn good.

glad i made you're day. ;)[/quote]

Shouldn't you be in school?
 
[quote name='lurknomore'][quote name='JSweeney']I'd say your calibur is about 30-40.
Mine is Soul.[/quote]

funny.[/quote]

Kid: "Mister? What's the secret to being a good comde..."
Commedian: TIMING!
Kid:"...ian"
 
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