you can't have my tater tOTTs, 'cause I'm too hOTT for you.

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[quote name='Eviltude']I'll give him props, yeah that's right, props, on hating mayo. I can deal with it if they accidentally put it on a burger or sandwich of mine, but I prefer to have none.[/quote]

double blashpamy! bacon and mayo go hand in hand like pb&j
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I'll give him props, yeah that's right, props, on hating mayo. I can deal with it if they accidentally put it on a burger or sandwich of mine, but I prefer to have none.[/quote]

If it's even accidentally on there, I send it back. I hate that shit.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']double blashpamy! bacon and mayo go hand in hand like pb&j[/QUOTE] The tomato is the most important part of a BLT. That was true even before I stopped eating pork, which was quite a while ago.

My gf doesn't put any jelly on her pb sammiches. :oops: :lol:
 
I can't imagine some of the insane shit some of you people are going to crave when you are pregnant.

This includes the so-called "men" in here who don't eat meat.

It will happen.
 
[quote name='Brak']Anyone buying God of War II this week?[/QUOTE]
I'll be playing it this week, no way in hell I'm paying for it.

P.S. your Slowbro is sick wit' it.
 
[quote name='Strell']I can't imagine some of the insane shit some of you people are going to crave when you are pregnant.

This includes the so-called "men" in here who don't eat meat.

It will happen.[/QUOTE] :roll: :roll: :roll:

[quote name='sandrokstar']i dont think ill ever understand these threads.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you understand them perfectly, then. :lol:
 
I was just watching a cingular commercial in which someone called an older lady an "old cooter". Now I dont know about you guys, but here where I live, cooter is definitely not something to define an old person. As a matter of fact its the last thing you want to associate with an old person. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:roll: :roll: :roll:

Sounds like you understand them perfectly, then. :lol:[/quote]

For all those guys with lady friends.

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To Eviltude and prmononoke ... do you guys walk around with wrist watches full of hot sauce just in case you come across suprise mayo?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I was just watching a cingular commercial in which someone called an older lady an "old cooter". Now I dont know about you guys, but here where I live, cooter is definitely not something to define an old person. As a matter of fact its the last thing you want to associate with an old person. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Can I touch the cooter?

I think I remember something on the daily show, where there was some festival down in Florida called cooter fest. Apparently cooter was the name of a fish or something.

I might be flaky on the details, it has been a few years since I seen it.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']To Eviltude and prmononoke ... do you guys walk around with wrist watches full of hot sauce just in case you come across suprise mayo?[/QUOTE]
I'm not really sure what that is supposed to mean so I'll just answer your question.

No.


[quote name='mr ryles']Can I touch the cooter?[/QUOTE]
Not even in your dreams. :roll: :lol:
 
Thanks for the comment on the Slowbro picture. I just finished it, and here's the final:



I'll probably do Porygon (was that his name) or Weezing next.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Pigs are dirty animals, but I do love me some bacon. Shaq-fu ham and pork chops though. Especially pork chops :puke:[/QUOTE]

I've found that some people hate pork cause their mom, dad, grandma etc butchered it in cooking as a child. I never like pork until I started cooking it by myself some 10 years or so ago.

Man that made me sound older then I am. I don't like Bacon, sorry American this fat man doesn't like Bacon.
 
[quote name='Brak']Thanks for the comment on the Slowbro picture. I just finished it, and here's the final:



I'll probably do Porygon (was that his name) or Weezing next.[/QUOTE]

do a weezing, that would be bad ass.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']do a weezing, that would be bad ass.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I was going to have him have a shit load of cigarettes in his mouth(s).
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I'm not really sure what that is supposed to mean so I'll just answer your question.

No.[/quote]

It was a reference to Undercover Brother in which Eddie Griffins character had to infiltrate white society. And to do so he was required to eat stuff with mayonnaise in it (which apparently black folk cant stand). So he carried around a wrist watch that squirted hot sauce in order to make mayo tolerable.

The bottom line is .. if you have to explain your joke it wasnt good :cry:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']It was a reference to Undercover Brother in which Eddie Griffins character had to infiltrate white society. And to do so he was required to eat stuff with mayonnaise in it (which apparently black folk cant stand). So he carried around a wrist watch that squirted hot sauce in order to make mayo tolerable.

The bottom line is .. if you have to explain your joke it wasnt good :cry:[/QUOTE]

maybe if you referenced to movies that people have actually seen your jokes would be better.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']you should do a bulbasaur thats high and has pot leaves growing on his back instead of the flowers.[/QUOTE]
I saw a variation of that on a tshirt at a swap-meet. :lol:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']It was a reference to Undercover Brother in which Eddie Griffins character had to infiltrate white society. And to do so he was required to eat stuff with mayonnaise in it (which apparently black folk cant stand). So he carried around a wrist watch that squirted hot sauce in order to make mayo tolerable.

The bottom line is .. if you have to explain your joke it wasnt good :cry:[/quote]

am i the only other person that's seen that movie?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']am i the only other person that's seen that movie?[/QUOTE]

apparently you and Maklershed are the only ones to see it.
 
[quote name='2poor']Check out this Geodude

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That looks fucked.

(Gotta copy and paste the link.)
 
[quote name='Eviltude']/I know that it is a memorial thread and all, but the thread for Richard Jeni has turned into an endless string of pointless questions.[/quote]
Huh?

Weak, the Richard Jeni thread was picked over.

Boooooooooo.
 
[quote name='Brak']Yeah. I was going to have him have a shit load of cigarettes in his mouth(s).[/QUOTE] Dammit, I can't find that "file photo" of Homer. :cry:
[quote name='mr ryles']apparently you and Maklershed are the only ones to see it.[/QUOTE] I saw it. Unfortunately.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']am i the only other person that's seen that movie?[/QUOTE]

I saw that movie when it first came out on dvd, I can't really remember anything about it other than that I saw it, so it probably sucked.
 
Apparently I'm in the "minority" but I loved Undercover Brother .. it's one of my favorites. It was one of the few times of my life I nearly pissed myself laughing (the part where Dave Chapelle wants to see what the so called self destruct button does).
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I saw it. Unfortunately.[/quote]

i didn't say it was good. i ran one of the campus tv stations when i was at school. i was able to arrange a contract with a movie company for the rights to second-run movies which weren't on video yet to be broadcast on the campus TV station. they were played at a rate of 9/month and there arent often 9 movies per month that people actually want to see, so that ended up being one of movies late in the year. we had request sheets in each building for students to request and someone actually requested that movie, probably from being a sadomasochist.
 
Damn. My copy of Boondocks Season 1 is messed up. The fourth and fifth episodes stops playing towards the end and one of the audio/video commentaries doesn't work. I'll have to go back to CC and exchange it for a new copy.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']It was a reference to Undercover Brother in which Eddie Griffins character had to infiltrate white society. And to do so he was required to eat stuff with mayonnaise in it (which apparently black folk cant stand). So he carried around a wrist watch that squirted hot sauce in order to make mayo tolerable.

The bottom line is .. if you have to explain your joke it wasnt good :cry:[/QUOTE]
Nah it was just a shitty joke because it was based off of a shitty movie which no one saw, which is also why I didn't get it.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']For some reason I can't log into my online banking account. It keeps asking me security questions but won't let me past that point. :whistle2:k[/quote]

caps lock?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']caps lock?[/QUOTE] No, I'd notice that. :lol:

I like how sometimes it asks me questions I never answered in the first place. Like who my best man was. I can't leave it blank, and "I'M NOT fuckING MARRIED" doesn't work either. :roll: :lol:

It's not that important. I'm going to the bank tomorrow so I'll just ask them to verify my balance or something.
 
I was doing homework and suddenly became super pissed and just swiped all my books to the floor in one clean sweep. Feel better after that.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No, I'd notice that. :lol:

I like how sometimes it asks me questions I never answered in the first place. Like who my best man was. I can't leave it blank, and "I'M NOT fuckING MARRIED" doesn't work either. :roll: :lol:

It's not that important. I'm going to the bank tomorrow so I'll just ask them to verify my balance or something.[/quote]

I had that happen to me with ING - until i realized I was using the wrong account number. :lol:
 
The fact that Gwen Stefani hasn't covered any Siouxsie Sioux in her career seems weird to me. She could put on a good version of several songs.
 
I haven't bothered to check my account balance since I've been out of work. I know what I've got, I just don't want to watch it fall, :lol:.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']do a machamp, he was bad ass. Make him all karate style.[/quote]

Bachewie-chomp! Ba-chewie-chewie-chomp.

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Damn. My copy of Boondocks Season 1 is messed up. The fourth and fifth episodes stops playing towards the end and one of the audio/video commentaries doesn't work. I'll have to go back to CC and exchange it for a new copy.[/quote]

At least you remembered to buy it. It dawned on me around 11:58 PM Saturday night that I'd forgotten to do something this week. That's when I realized I'd become Cap'n Senility and had taken full advantage of my new powers. I'd totally spaced and hadn't gotten a CC flyer and used the Shrike-method of buying the DVD and then walking straight over to the Customer Service desk to get PM + 10%. I frantically logged onto CC.com to try to get my order in, but the price had returned to normal. sonofafuckingbitch.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Bachewie-chomp! Ba-chewie-chewie-chomp.



At least you remembered to buy it. It dawned on me around 11:58 PM Saturday night that I'd forgotten to do something this week. That's when I realized I'd become Cap'n Senility and had taken full advantage of my new powers. I'd totally spaced and hadn't gotten a CC flyer and used the Shrike-method of buying the DVD and then walking straight over to the Customer Service desk to get PM + 10%. I frantically logged onto CC.com to try to get my order in, but the price had returned to normal. sonofafuckingbitch.[/quote]

*pops head up* huh, senile?... shrike?
 
Five things.

1) Shrike, it's a shame you can't change your custom title, as I think you've just been dubbed Captain Senile. :D
2) fuck Nascar (sorry RvB).
3) It totally sucks when you drive an hour to work to realize your laptop is sitting in it's messenger bag back at home, right near your desk. That was a stunning development.
4) A lot of online accounts are doing these new security questions to prevent thefting. My credit union recently started and ING Direct went to it awhile ago.
5) I can't stop playing Castlevania: DoS.

That is all.
 
Most of the time Shrike can hear his name called from a mile away. He must have wandered off again :roll:. Someone call the nursing home.

The dude on Future Weapons is driving a huge RC car with a Genisis Controller.
 
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