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  1. Fortune_P_Dawg

    Anyone ever see Rise Against in concert?

    The wife and I are going to see them this weekend and we're not really sure what to expect. I really enjoyed their last album but have not heard anything else by them. I sort of got tickets on a whim, looking for something to do, haha. I'm afraid we're going to look like two crusty, old...
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    Need help with a bully

    Pinch him in the lower spine, pin his head to the ground with one foot, and piss on his face. Even better, record the face-pissing and send it to his mom with a note that says "This is what happens when the inferior reproduce!" 8-)
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    Sbarro prepares to file for bankruptcy!!!

    I'm going to miss their mall-pizza greatness. Most of my childhood memories of Sbarro are centered around me going to Babbages first and blowing what little money I had on countless games.
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    Homemade Jerky--Share your recipes, tips

    No, but Jack Links wants yo number! He all like "Dayum boooy! You got mad protien so you nice fo mah little work out regimen, but you got mad sodium too... makin me all bloated an shit!"
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    Will Amazon sell Crysis 2 for $40 soon like other EA titles?

    Crysis 2 is awesome by the way... this is coming from a non-FPS fan.
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    Anyone else feel like the only people that love you are family members?

    I feel like this all the time even though I have a significant other. I think my brain just wants attention though.
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    What famous people have you met?

    I've met a few pro ball players but that's it. One of my best friends claims to have nabbed Eddie Vedder's wallet back in like, 1992 (Vedder was apparently crowd surfing when he stole it).
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    I just noticed this, but when Sony changed their logo on all of the boxart...

    Well, I guess I just never looked at them that closely haha. I figured they switched the cases back around the release of Uncharted 2 and/or Borderlands.
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    I just noticed this, but when Sony changed their logo on all of the boxart...

    ...they changed the cases too. They no longer say "PLAYSTATION 3" in the top righthand corner of the case. And it seems as though they started using the new cases on games still sporting the old boxart logo as well. I don't know, I was really bored...
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    Just bought my 1st jar of Nutella...

    Well shit... in that case "newtella" HAS to be wrong. ;)
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    Bully Smackdown! - AWESOME!

    Sorry if this is old. I enjoyed this though... http://www.caseyheynes.com/a-tribute-to-a-gentle-giant/#more-144 http://www.sportsgrid.com/media/video-of-bully-victim-body-slamming-his-antagonizer-goes-viral-media-firestorm-clouds-form/
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    Just bought my 1st jar of Nutella...

    Nutella is like... like... If God blew a monster load in a jar and stuck it on grocery store shelves. It's amazing. I started eating it a few years ago after a Bosnian friend of mine introduced me to it while camping.
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    How have some of you managed to pull your significant other into the gaming fold?

    I mean if she said (and I don't think she would) "it's me or the games!" Honestly, I'd tell her to hit the bricks. She knows what she's getting herself into... I only play an hour or two a day anyway (at most), so I'm hoping it won't become a big thing.
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    How have some of you managed to pull your significant other into the gaming fold?

    I just had this little chat with her last night. She tries killing my playing time, I'll be spending all my time at my "den." For some clarification my "den" is a room of my own I keep for myself in a big old house I (own) rent. I rent out the whole house to other people besides this one...
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    How have some of you managed to pull your significant other into the gaming fold?

    She doesn't have any hobby's besides wasting money.
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    Yo, you a virgin?

    True. I'm a single dad engaged to a single mom (both never married), and I can state this is fact. When you involve kids there's so much more at stake emotionally, mentally, physically, financially, etc. Hearts can get broke and things can get ugly.
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    Yo, you a virgin?

    Don't do that! The 'hooker' thing is such a stupid response. Unless youre deformed or somehow lost your johnson in an accident YOU DO NOT NEED A HOOKER! You just need to find a completely mediocre chick who you can tell lacks any self respect and go from there... Or find a single mom...
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    How have some of you managed to pull your significant other into the gaming fold?

    Here's the dealio... I love my games. I mean I really LOVE them. My fiance who I'll be tied to this fall, isn't much of a gamer. Truth be told, she's not a gamer at all, but she's never criticized me for it so I figure maybe there's a chance I can pull her into the fold. She's a bit of...
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    Yo, you a virgin?

    Well see, that's the thing... I get excited by the thought of my own hand... and I've been with it 27 years. So if she thinks "once or twice a week" is going to cut the mustard, it ain't.
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    Yo, you a virgin?

    I definitely think it's overrated, especially with the amount of media attention it gets. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but I could live (very unhappily) without it. And why you gotta go and say things like that, huh? I'm getting married this year. Everyone keeps mentioning the sex coming to...
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