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Sometimes, Greatness is stumbled into. On the way to work, I bought breakfast: a bag of microwave broccoli, a red pepper and some balsamic vingearette. Once there, I tore apart the red pepper, stuffed it into the bag and microwaved it based on the instructions on the bag and entered the...

I finally got around to watching Mikail Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story. It is an absolutely beautiful movie. However, it got me thinking. Let's say the Marxist revolution happens as bloody and as efficient as it is supposed to be or God forces the Rapture based on net worth. If the top 1%...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18595_6-slacker-behaviors-that-science-says-are-good-you.html Nowadays, it's more about all-nighters hopped up on Ritalin so your GPA can justify spending 40 grand a year. But all those exhausting classes, internships and research projects have to count for...

I picked my CCNA three months ago, but I haven't found a job to use it yet. I understand I'm a paper cert and that turns recruiters and employers off. So, I'll end up having to generate some experience on my own. Supposedly, people run businesses off of craigslist postings...

Let's pretend a starship was found in the solar system. It doesn't have to be any place specific or within this generation's reach or even active. It could be refueling using the Helium-3 of the solar wind or just a rusting hulk drifting through the solar system or orbiting a planet or moon...

I'm back from vacation and want to share something about it in blog form. I know neither blog will be good since I'm writing it, but a lack of talent certainly doesn't stop most people from putting up a blog. Blog #1: I damn near kill myself during an all day hike. Downside: I lived. Upside...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Outofwork-job-applicants-told-cnnm-3498252371.html?x=0 That just sucks. "We won't hire you unless you're already working." It reminds me of relationships.

I have anger dysfunction. I can get mad, but I can't stay mad. Now, I meander. Am I being drugged? Am I getting too old to be pissed off? Has the constant barrage of petty and stupid people at my job forced me to stop acting like them?

This affront to the Lord (or is it Lard?) was destroyed last night. Image search reveals nothing yet. Post images as you find them. Keep it snarky. EDIT 2: Image isn't loading and fixed with another example. http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-03/big-butter-jesus-statue.jpg Sorry...

I'm working five hours of OT today. I've worked 12 hours of OT already this week. I genuinely prefer my job while making 150% of my pay than when I'm only making 100% of my pay. Sure, the wife complains, but smaller bills makes it easier to handle her complaining. Here's to hoping enough...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Hex_%28film%29 Searchy poo didn't reveal any Jonah Hex threads. Anyways, there is a Jonah Hex movie coming out. Good News: Josh Brolin and John Malkovich are in it. Bad News: Megan Fox is in it. Hex always struck me as a cool but third tier hero. I...

Bruce Banner stumbles into Forks. He is attacked by Edward and Jacob after interrupting them in a men's restroom. When attacked, he transforms into the Hulk and smashes "shiny wussies" and teaching several "bad puppies" how to fly with his foot.

I saw her on Real Time with Bill Maher. Post pictures or video. Keep it fapworthy. Do it now.

So, I passed my CCNA a few weeks back and it completed my first step to escaping tech support. Our company has a shadowing project so other departments can test out candidates before offering them better positions. Due to nagging on par with my wife's ability, I've jumped to the head of the...

A conspiracy! http://www.henrymakow.com/katyn_ii_-_how_satanists_say_w_1.html It starts out great and retreats back into the stupidity of struggling against Satanists. :roll:

http://www.rense.com/general90/aids.htm I have to tell yas. A created AIDS like virus is the Holy Grail of tinfoil haberdashery. Does anybody want to dig a little deeper?

I saw a commercial on MSNBC for Latisse. What is Latisse? Latisse is a prescription for growing longer, thicker and darker eyelashes. I pose the question to any bearded clam lovers: Have you ever been turned off by a woman's eyelashes? I have never thought, "D00d, I'd totally tear that shit...

http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/?q=node/504 Oddly enough, it is from the same guy who wanted Bush impeached.

I work tech support. We can't keep fools from calling in.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1262074/Scientists-discover-moral-compass-brain-controlled-magnets.html It turns out Magneto is the Antichrist.