Fighting Game Thread 9 - Wu-Tang Edition

Probably wouldn't have gotten Makoto, let alone BBCS if it weren't for the Kmart PSN card sale.

I agree though, Makoto is overpriced. Oh well, time to enjoy the pixelated underboobage.
 
[quote name='ninja dog']A better point would be WHY PLAY BBCS INSTEAD OF SSFIV?[/QUOTE]

I can think of many reasons that I would probably get yelled at and spanked for, LOL!
 
[quote name='ninja dog']It's like they try to make the fake boobs look like real life bad implant jobs. Is this something guys enjoy as a result of watching too much shitty California and Florida-based pornography??

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Someone complaining about tits? Fake or real I'm happy with them on most women.
 
[quote name='Tomonobu Itagaki to Edge Magazine']Look, I'll say it: the boss character in Dead Or Alive 4 was definitely too difficult. I'll apologize for it. I'm the one who did that, and I'm sorry.[/QUOTE]

Apology accepted, Itagaki. How could I stay mad at you?
 
[quote name='BlueSwim']Apology accepted, Itagaki. How could I stay mad at you?[/QUOTE]

There's no way that's real... Itagaki apologizing? Where is Edge Magazine's integrity? Making shit up is not acceptable.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']There's no way that's real... Itagaki apologizing? Where is Edge Magazine's integrity? Making shit up is not acceptable.[/QUOTE]
They're clearing paraphrasing. What Itagaki meant to say was "I'm sorry you are all too insignificant and impotent to defeat my perfectly designed boss character."
 
I've finally started up DOA4 (cuz of the stick I got), and yeah, Alpha 152 is a bit ridiculous. She's too fast, too strong, and her grabs take away a big chunk of health. Ok, standard boss stuff... But then she also teleports! It seems like everytime I was about to connect a hit, BOOM, gone. Also, it doesn't help that my fighting game instincts are "hit hard, hit often" because everytime I'd go in, she'd hit me before I could hit her. But I did change my strategy a bit against her eventually, and I was able to just wipe her out in one go with Zack, so she's not SNK boss difficult.. At least not on the default difficulty.
 
Chaos Breaker looks kinda alright, but I wouldn't be willing to pay more than like 10 bucks for it. Unfortunately, at 2000 Yen, that is about 23 US dollars. They would presumably, then, release it for 20 bucks on US PSN, which makes it not worth it IMO.
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']$10 limit for chaos as well. would rather spend the money on battle fantasia, which I'm still waiting for a sale on for PSN.[/QUOTE]

PSN+ Exclusive
 
I'm just going to recommend the Tekken movie to all of you right now. It's reaaaalll good. If you're into Mortal Kombat and other dog shit awful movies that are funny because they're so impossibly atrocious, yeah... you'll like this. It can stand shoulder to shoulder with film's worst.
 
[quote name='Chronis']I've finally started up DOA4 (cuz of the stick I got), and yeah, Alpha 152 is a bit ridiculous. She's too fast, too strong, and her grabs take away a big chunk of health. Ok, standard boss stuff... But then she also teleports! It seems like everytime I was about to connect a hit, BOOM, gone. Also, it doesn't help that my fighting game instincts are "hit hard, hit often" because everytime I'd go in, she'd hit me before I could hit her. But I did change my strategy a bit against her eventually, and I was able to just wipe her out in one go with Zack, so she's not SNK boss difficult.. At least not on the default difficulty.[/QUOTE]


Just find the character's strong straight attack (like Hitomi's b,f+punch) and spam every time she gets near.

Someone complaining about tits? Fake or real I'm happy with them on most women.

it's a weird design choice for an artist...when you have the opportunity to make a great, perfect set of real boobs, but go for misshaped, hard-looking implant tits.

Everyone should go to the Soul Calibur IV school of tit design. They're grotesquely enormous, but they don't look plastic.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']I'm just going to recommend the Tekken movie to all of you right now. It's reaaaalll good. If you're into Mortal Kombat and other dog shit awful movies that are funny because they're so impossibly atrocious, yeah... you'll like this. It can stand shoulder to shoulder with film's worst.[/QUOTE]

I'll get it on Bluray for cheap. MK Annihilation is one of my favorite so-bad-it's-good movies. Makes me laugh every time I see it. So I know I'll have a blast.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']MK Annihilation is one of my favorite so-bad-it's-good movies. Makes me laugh every time I see it. So I know I'll have a blast.[/QUOTE]I bought that for $3 at Big Lots last month and I couldn't make it through more than about a half-hour before turning it off. I never turn off movies I start watching--I sat through The Watchmen, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Supergirl, Dead or Alive--but I couldn't make it through that.
 
It's really bad. First time I saw it, I thought it was awful. But watch it with a friend and just make fun of it and you'll enjoy it 10x more.
 
So how awesomely bad are the DOA and Tekken movies anyway? Because, if it's MKA bad, I might pass. Like Mr beef, I was really hype because of the first one, but Annihilation was just too bad. Now if it's Super Mario bad... I love Super Mario Bros!
 
I really enjoyed the DOA movie. Wouldn't have watched it if I didn't surf by TNT, but it was pretty fun nonetheless.

Christie looked amazing :drool:
 
Alls I see is a red "X." But then again, I'm on the PS3 browser right now.

Good games Hank + Chac + Suko. I finally won more than once against Suko! The power of Sakura is strong with me! ^-^
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Alls I see is a red "X." But then again, I'm on the PS3 browser right now.

Good games Hank + Chac + Suko. I finally won more than once against Suko! The power of Sakura is strong with me! ^-^[/QUOTE]

Guess no defense Ryu just doesn't work well lol. I tried to go without blocking much later in our matches and it was mixed success! GG's everyone! Beef and his Japanese Schoolgirls!
 
[quote name='panzerfaust']I really enjoyed the DOA movie. Wouldn't have watched it if I didn't surf by TNT, but it was pretty fun nonetheless.

Christie looked amazing :drool:[/QUOTE]

She's the only chick I still really like in DoA
 
[quote name='suko_32']Guess no defense Ryu just doesn't work well lol. I tried to go without blocking much later in our matches and it was mixed success! GG's everyone! Beef and his Japanese Schoolgirls![/QUOTE]

All of a sudden, I hope Karin is a DLC character so I can play as 3 schoolgirls. :3
 
[quote name='BlueSwim']WHAT DOA5 SHIT!?!?!? WHEREWHEREWHERE???

Much love for the DOA:X series. Not just for the obvious reason, but the mellow, relaxing tropical island theme and music. It's too bad the game itself can be so fuckING FRUSTRATING.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, people never (mainly FGTs) understand how much I liked how the volleyball played. Good shit. The only volleyball game that has a good mind game.

plus it has...

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[quote name='ninja dog']it's a weird design choice for an artist...when you have the opportunity to make a great, perfect set of real boobs, but go for misshaped, hard-looking implant tits. [/QUOTE]this is the most racist thing I have ever read...

of course her boobs dont look like how u think boobs are suppose to look,

Milena is a monster!!! not a human!! her boobs are how boobs look like on monsters.

it's like looking at a black person and being like wtf is wrong with you why isnt your skin pale and hair blonde??
 
[quote name='JEKKI']
it's like looking at a black person and being like wtf is wrong with you why isnt your skin pale and hair blonde??[/QUOTE]

well?
 
[quote name='JEKKI']
it's like looking at a black person and being like wtf is wrong with you why isnt your skin pale and hair blonde??[/QUOTE]

Just all American SF characters
 
[quote name='BlueSwim']Much love for the DOA:X series. Not just for the obvious reason, but the mellow, relaxing tropical island theme and music. It's too bad the game itself can be so fuckING FRUSTRATING.[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'm just imagining it, but Paradise is a lot easier than less frustrating than the console versions. And because it's easier, you're going to win more games, which makes you happy, and get more money for presents, which make the girls happy! :cool: Only problem is it looooooaaaddddssssssssss foooorreeeeverrrr
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']I can vouch for jekki's blackness, or lack thereof.[/QUOTE]

But Jekki's speech patterns test the black level of my monitor.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Good games Hank + Chac + Suko. I finally won more than once against Suko! The power of Sakura is strong with me! ^-^[/QUOTE]
you know what

i've been reading that sakura is low tier

i swear, people sleep on her really bad, she's so good. it's disgusting. probably the most damaging character in the game.

s.hp - shunpu - c.hp - sho-oh-ken does 380 damage without meter! and you get an ambiguous crossup setup afterwards!

c.mk - sho-oh-ken is like 260 damage off of a poke! and if you have meter that can be FADCed into ultra for 400+!

c.hp is near invincible antiair
j.hk has a funny hitbox so you can hit a lot of stuff
j.hp beats a ton of stuff in the air
fast overhead in f+mk
balrog-like standing jabs
hurricane kick breaks armor and is neutral on block


yesterday i found out that uryo switched to her. dude had a disgusting viper.

look at that man.
sakura is awesome.

people can't tier list at all
 
[quote name='JEKKI']this is the most racist thing I have ever read...

of course her boobs dont look like how u think boobs are suppose to look,

Milena is a monster!!! not a human!! her boobs are how boobs look like on monsters.

it's like looking at a black person and being like wtf is wrong with you why isnt your skin pale and hair blonde??[/QUOTE]



Shut up, monster lover. You got monster fever, boy! Monster fever!
 
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