GGT 104 bought MK today and will trade it towards some other shitty game tomorrow

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[quote name='Jimbo Slice']Damn, this Streets of Rage Remake is EASILY the best and most comprehensive fan project I have ever seen. I can't even imagine how long it must have taken the people that made it.[/QUOTE]


didnt it take them 7 years to do?
 
[quote name='RelentlessRolento']didnt it take them 7 years to do?[/QUOTE]

I thought it took 10.

So, after doing some research on MK's online, the general opinion seems to be that the online is officially shit. These opinions were read from various places like GAF, TRMK, SRK, etc.

EDIT: Apparently the matchmaking is pretty ass too, lol.
 
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[quote name='Amblix']Only weaboos play Mortal Kombat.[/QUOTE]

No, MK fans aren't even worth making fun of.

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[quote name='distgfx']You can actually see it in gametrailer's review, that's baaaaaad.

EDIT: Ooooh, 1up's review:



http://www.1up.com/reviews/mortal-kombat-review?pager.offset=3 [/QUOTE] I'm glad they had some smooth matches, hopefully it was just some bad lag on my end, or maybe something on both ends. I just know that it was unplayable.

[quote name='KingBroly']You can at least connect to matches in MK, can't you?[/QUOTE] See, that's something else... If you straight up go to "find player matches" it can take either fucking forever to find someone to quick match with or it will just straight up tell you "connection failed". And by forever I mean I waited for 11 minutes to be connected to someone.

If you go into one of the rooms though (basically the same as the rooms in MvC3) you'll have no problem connecting. This doesn't matter though, because you're going to be assaulted with lag anyways, it's just whether you want to be beaten to death faster or slower.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Man, the story mode in MK is really, really great. It feels so cool to watch these cutscenes that go so deep into the story.[/QUOTE]

Giantbomb:
Online, the game plays mostly how it plays offline, provided the network conditions are just right.

You'd think, requiring an online pass, that the online would actually be _good_.
 
Customers vs Reviewers!

Customers say it sucks, reviewers say it varies, I'm going to have to side with the guys who are paying $60 to play it and are probably better at it than the reviewers.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Customers vs Reviewers!

Customers say it sucks, reviewers say it varies, I'm going to have to side with the guys who are paying $60 to play it and are probably better at it than the reviewers.[/QUOTE]

That didn't sound like a glowing endorsement, friend-o. :(
Regardless, if it's going to be a "pay once to access" feature, you'd think it would at least be worth accessing. :|
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Giantbomb:


You'd think, requiring an online pass, that the online would actually be _good_.[/QUOTE] Again, I haven't played any more online yet, but I'm hoping I don't get that shitty lag again. That stuff seriously kills. Hopefully when I play after I get done with story mode it will be better.

[quote name='distgfx']Customers vs Reviewers!

Customers say it sucks, reviewers say it varies, I'm going to have to side with the guys who are paying $60 to play it and are probably better at it than the reviewers.[/QUOTE]
If it varies it varies a LOT, like the matches I played last night were unplayable because of the lag.

And Frosty, I agree, for that goddamn Kombat pass it should have great online.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Icebeast changing confused me.[/QUOTE]

Na, I'm still the same. ;)

[quote name='distgfx']No, MK fans aren't even worth making fun of.

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I'll have to break out my anime pillow tonight. ;)
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Regardless, if it's going to be a "pay once to access" feature, you'd think it would at least be worth accessing. :|[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='icebeast']Na, I'm still the same. ;)



I'll have to break out my anime pillow tonight. ;)[/QUOTE]
As in like, a character pillow that you lay on/with?

If so, awesome.

If not, well it's still awesome! Because you're you. :cool:
 
[quote name='distgfx']You can actually see it in gametrailer's review, that's baaaaaad.

EDIT: Ooooh, 1up's review:



http://www.1up.com/reviews/mortal-kombat-review?pager.offset=3[/QUOTE]

I was watching a stream video that was fine. Then the guy played it online and the frames was shit. I told distgfx this before and he thought it was maybe just the video. It doesn't shock me it has shitty online. Look at MK VS DC. Although they claimed they redid the online from the ground up. I knew it wouldn't be any good no matter what they said about it far as the online goes and its rather depressing. After I saw this mk was set up the same way online as MK VS DC is. I knew that was a bad sign.
 
Man, I was hella tired. But now I'm mad awake!

More law school work today.

People still mad about my blog.

Surprised none of them have checked my other blog entries and realized that I have just been trolling the entire time. Then again, troll detection probably requires some level of intelligence, so...
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']Huh, really surprised Goro isn't playable. When I fought him he seemed like he'd have made a good addition to the roster.[/QUOTE]

You can play as him in the challenges apparently, but that's it, lol.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Giantbomb:


You'd think, requiring an online pass, that the online would actually be _good_.[/QUOTE]

Didn't you get the memo? Online passes don't help the consumer in any way. They only serve as a way to circumvent first-sale doctrine.
 
Online pass on a fighting game, that makes me laugh.

You need to give people free stuff like BF:BC2 VIP pass.

Socom 4 has an online pass too. "Socom Pro."
 
Audiences have spoken:

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I accept this award on behalf of myself, and the dumbasses who made it possible. If I didn't stand on the shoulders of hunchbacks and 100 lbs nerds, I could never have reached these heights.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I'm going to one up my main man Hank and say I'll wait for Portal 2 to be free, like Portal was eventually. :)[/QUOTE]

Just wait until Steam comes to Linux then.
 
[quote name='Jimbo Slice']Damn, this Streets of Rage Remake is EASILY the best and most comprehensive fan project I have ever seen. I can't even imagine how long it must have taken the people that made it.[/QUOTE]
I really enjoyed what I've played of it. It's tons of fun playing as Mr. X and using that cheap ass Tommy Gun on peeps. ^___^

Too bad Sega had it pulled from the site, but it's not hard to find. Also fuck Sega, you dumbasses aren't doing shit with Streets of Rage. :bomb: Fans make a kick ass tribute to your shit, spent 8 years doing it, and you shut them down. Just buy it from them and put it up on XBL/PSN if you're gonna be pricks about it.

[quote name='CaptainJoel']Huh, really surprised Goro isn't playable. When I fought him he seemed like he'd have made a good addition to the roster.[/QUOTE]
DLC, my friend. Just wait. :bouncy:

[quote name='corrosivefrost']I'm going to one up my main man Hank and say I'll wait for Portal 2 to be free, like Portal was eventually. :)[/QUOTE]
lol That might take a bit, seeing as they view Portal 2 as a full game on its own, instead of part of a bigger package.

$5 is a good price IMO. ^__^
 
[quote name='jman619']I was watching a stream video that was fine. Then the guy played it online and the frames was shit. I told distgfx this before and he thought it was maybe just the video. It doesn't shock me it has shitty online. Look at MK VS DC. Although they claimed they redid the online from the ground up. I knew it wouldn't be any good no matter what they said about it far as the online goes and its rather depressing. After I saw this mk was set up the same way online as MK VS DC is. I knew that was a bad sign.[/QUOTE]
I never played MK vs. DC online, but I had high hopes for this game's online. It really sucks that it didn't live up to my expectations.

[quote name='distgfx']You can play as him in the challenges apparently, but that's it, lol.[/QUOTE] That sucks! I would've liked to try him in practice. Oh well, it'll be DLC.

Also, the challenges mode sucks ass.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I never played MK vs. DC online, but I had high hopes for this game's online. It really sucks that it didn't live up to my expectations.[/QUOTE]

Well, they don't exactly have a stellar track record when it comes to online.
 
My custom Converse arrived today, I'm so happy. :D Shipped from Dongchong Town apparently.

I don't want to wear them when it is going to rain though (at least for a little while), so I'll have to wait till Thursday to actually wear them to work. :cold:
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I'm going to one up my main man Hank and say I'll wait for Portal 2 to be free, like Portal was eventually. :)[/QUOTE]

I hope you enjoy never playing Portal 2 then. :)
 
[quote name='icebeast']My knockoff Converse arrived today, I'm so happy. :D Shipped from Dongchong Town apparently.

I don't want to wear them when it is going to rain though (at least for a little while), so I'll have to wait till Thursday to actually wear them to work. :cold:[/QUOTE]
Fixed for accuracy. :bouncy:

So MK has dogshit online? Nice.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Well, they don't exactly have a stellar track record when it comes to online.[/QUOTE]
I understand that, now. I shouldn't have had such high hopes for this. Oh well, I can still play against my sister. Me and her just did a few games, she kicked my ass with Scorpion, but that's the only person she can do it with.

Also, Noob is seriously broken. I know I've said it multiple times now, but really, BROKEN.

Oh yeah, Ermac's badass. I somehow did a 24 hit combo with him. It was awesome.
 
[quote name='hankmecrankme']Fixed for accuracy. :bouncy:

So MK has dogshit online? Nice.[/QUOTE]

KoFXII all over again, but at least MK has a decent amount of content.
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I understand that, now. I shouldn't have had such high hopes for this. Oh well, I can still play against my sister. Me and her just did a few games, she kicked my ass with Scorpion, but that's the only person she can do it with.
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Can I revise my previous answer to say that the hype train will die on Wednesday instead of Thursday?
 
[quote name='CaptainJoel']I never played MK vs. DC online, but I had high hopes for this game's online. It really sucks that it didn't live up to my expectations.

That sucks! I would've liked to try him in practice. Oh well, it'll be DLC.

Also, the challenges mode sucks ass.[/QUOTE]

I saw a early video and knew the online wasn't good. Soon as I saw it was set up like mk vs dc. I thought oh shit its gonna suck. Just how bad is the online? Are we talking kofxii before or after that patch? :lol:
 
[quote name='Chacrana']Can I revise my previous answer to say that the hype train will die on Wednesday instead of Thursday?[/QUOTE]

Seems like the hype train is already dead.
 
[quote name='ihadFG']Seems like the hype train is already dead.[/QUOTE]

Nailed it, I'm already considering reselling it.
 
[quote name='distgfx']Well, they don't exactly have a stellar track record when it comes to online.[/QUOTE]

I hate to say I told you so,but I told you so. Said this to many times,but after I saw how it was set up online. I knew it was gonna be crap like mk vs dc was.
 
So I just got $25 in promotional credits for ordering Portal 2 (which I ordered for $55). That is like getting both the PS3 and PC version of the game for $30!
 
[quote name='distgfx']Nailed it, I'm already considering reselling it.[/QUOTE]

You were pretty adamant about it being good like 2 weeks ago :whistle2:k
 
Got Best Buy to price match Toys R Us probably because I'm ridiculously good looking.

Got to use my 70.00 giftcard, so I only paid 50.00 for both games and the 50.00 giftcard (which will be used on LA Noire or Duke).

Also glad I got the classic Sub Zero instead of Kitana (TRU exclusive).

But unfortunately, I just get to stare at the games. Gotta get that school work done surrounded by hot soccer moms in Panera Bread.
 
[quote name='Chacrana']You were pretty adamant about it being good like 2 weeks ago :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]


Even with its shitty online. I'm still tempted to buy it. Someone convince me otherwise before I do.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Got Best Buy to price match Toys R Us probably because I'm ridiculously good looking.

Got to use my 70.00 giftcard, so I only paid 50.00 for both games and the 50.00 giftcard (which will be used on LA Noire or Duke).

Also glad I got the classic Sub Zero instead of Kitana (TRU exclusive).

But unfortunately, I just get to stare at the games. Gotta get that school work done surrounded by hot soccer moms in Panera Bread.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sweet deal. You need a show, EXTREME GAME DEALZ with Seanr. I'd watch. :bouncy:

Also hot soccer moms. :drool:

LA Noire looks like Bully: Mafia Wars, at least graphically.
 
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